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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 19:56:03 GMT -6
"Okay and we are back folks it took some motivation to get things moving but well we are finally ready to begin," Rosanna said taking a seat in the rocking chair again.
"Now to introduce our first guest its the famous hero, of the Mushroom Kingdom,". "The one the only, Mariann," Rosanna called out as Mariann walked onto the stage and let loose well her best wahoo as she could. Ann was dressed in a pair of blue overalls which covered up her red shirt. Ann was wearing a red hat with her red hair tucked underneath. She was also wearing a pair of white gloves and a fake mustache.
"Sis this mustache is awfully itchy do I have to wear it?" Mariann asked.
"You know the rules sis, just be glad we haven't had you do some of the stuff others had to do,". "Besides we have also had our guest wear far less and been in far worse situations," Rosanna told her sister.
"Okay I guess your right, at least it's stylish," Mariann sighed.
"Anyways introducing our next guest we have the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom herself,". "Please give a warm welcome to Princess Poachie," Rosanna said as Sophie game onto the stage. Sophie was wearing a pink puffy dress with a blue gem in the center, with a pair of blue earrings. Sophie also had a tiara placed upon her head and her silver hair was died beach blonde, and she had a pair of fancy slippers on.
"Teehee, please to make your acquaintance everyone," Princess Poachie told the crowd.
"Sophie aren't you extremely uncomfortable with your wings being tucked the way they are," Ann asked.
"Oh my dearest Ann, I feel positively wonderful, I feel like I could just fly," Sophie said while jumping in the air. Sophie promptly landed on her rear and just went into a giggle fit.
"Umm Sis whats wrong with Sophie?" Ann asked.
"Oh well you see we kinda of had to give Sophie some Mailbag grade umm "elixer",". "Turns out her wings have a mind of there own,". "Anyways better get these questions done before the anesthesia wears off," Rosanna said opening her book.
"Wait what, you drugged my wife?" Mariann asked but Rosanna was ignoring her.
Who would win in a fight between you two?
Mariann: Well it depends on the fight.
Pochie: Hmm straight up physical contest me easily without a doubt.
Mariann: Hmm if it was a contest involving Magic I would say me because I have been studying magic more then Soph.
Who would win in a boxing matching between Sophie and June?
Mariann: Is that even a question June.
Poachie: Well I am better at long ranged attacks and some close range. Hmm probably Ms. June but I would give her a run for her money.
If a 4,079 lb car rammed into a Bidoof's dumb face at a rate of 70 mph, and the Bidoof had a Bold nature with 0/12/31/31/8/17 IVs and no effort values, what color underwear do you usually wear?
Ann: Red duh
Sophie: Hmm when I do wear underwear usually purple.
What is your favorite food?
Mariann: Hmm something nice and filling usually a salad.
Poachie: Anything that doesn't involve birds. OhanddonttellAnnbutBirdSeedishighly addicting.
Is there someone from your world you would like to see in Oz?
Mariann: Hmm maybe May she would love it here
Poachie: Hmm Zack his skills would surely been very helpful here.
What is your ideal swimwear?
Mariann: Well me and my sisters have there newest lines of small cloths that cover most….some…..of your body. Why Ms. Tiki and Robin have been wearing them and they love the outfits.
Poachie: Again usually if I “do” wear anything its the swimsuits that Ann gives to me.
Got Milk?
Mariann: Yeah have some right now for sale right now.
Poachie:....Oh its one of those questions. Umm yeah sure.
What were your New Year resolutions?
Mariann: Nothing really.
Poachie: To be the best mother and wife I could possibly be.
If you can bring another Outlander along to your world for assistance, who would you choose?
Mariann: June because according to you sis she's a competent fighter and leader.
Poachie: Irving
Name one thing you dislike about [other person], then name one thing you love about them.
Mariann: Well I wish Sophie was better at saving her money. It's a good thing I am so dependable with the finances. What I love about her well it's her courage and fearlessness. I just feel safe everytime she is around.
Crowd lets lose some dawwwwws.
Poachie: Well Ann can be a bit hmm cheap and very tight with the finances. I mean yeah sure its nice to save money but I feel like sometimes she's more hoarding then saving. What I love about Ann? Hmm well its her carefree go with the flow self. Everyday is something new with Ann and it's always an adventure with her.
Did you know ducks have corkscrew genitals?
Mariann: No but that's very interesting. Hey Sophie wanna…..
Poachie: Annnnnnn no bad Ann bad. Besides when I do become a duck it's a female duck.
Who's the dominant one in the relationship?
Poachie: Me of course.
Mariann: I let Sophie believe she's the dominate one.
Favorite weapon?
Ann: The Light Tome Aura. Nothing like dropping a huge ass beam of light to smite your foes.
Sophie: Fuji Yumi since its a divine weapon and once belonged to an ancient prince. Plus it never runs out of arrows since the arrows our arrows of light.
Which of the other Outlanders do you most want to throw off a cliff?
Ann: You would think we would say Bowser but no not him. He's actually kinda of…. tolerable once you get to spend time with him. Hmm well that really bossy one. Hmm forget his name.
Sophie: Yeah Bowser isn't as bad as people think he is. He's a show off and he likes to talk about himself. But deep down inside he's a really big softie. Lets see hmm oh Horatio because he must have been really rotten if June wants to kill him so bad.
Who's the better cook?
Ann and Sophie: Ann be a mile.
Favorite holiday?
Ann: The one where I don't have to spend money. Umm lets see Columbus day or some made up holiday like that.
Sophie: Christmas.
"And with that, our Ann and Sophie mailbag has come to an end," Rosanna said to the crowd.
"Sis how long will Sophie be in this state," Ann asked.
"Who knows 1, 2 days....weeks," Anna guesses.
"My my what a pleasant atmosphere and such wonderful people," Sophie replied.
"You know if there was something that you always wanted but Sophie kept telling you no,". "Now would be the time to get it," Anna told her sister.
"Hmm there are a few things I always wanted to get done,". "Thanks sis I owe you one," Ann said taking Sophie off stage and towards the teleporter.
"Well folks until next time,". "Thank you for joining us on Oz: Mailbag of Legend," Rosanna said as the curtains closed.
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 2, 2018 20:44:39 GMT -6
NOMINATIONSempireoffire:- Joshua/Yancy - Irving - Cia - Alvis Mr. X:- Bowser - Kamek and Bowser's Minions - Dimento - Fawful, Pixy and Chlortles - Mario and Starlow - Rosalina and Peach - Wario and Fen Fen the Delphox - Catie HHDeception- Ozma - Galahad - Esdeath - Petrine - Mason CDM- Rand and Lily - Gale and George Brown - Talia al Alhasifa Deadline: Sunday 5 PM EST |
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 2, 2018 21:00:11 GMT -6
Alvis
Catie
Esdeath
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 21:23:44 GMT -6
John Ciiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaa
Rand/Lily
Talia
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 2, 2018 21:40:04 GMT -6
Rand/Lily
Mario/Starlow
Fawfull
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 5, 2018 0:49:40 GMT -6
Anna walks out onstage, waving to the audience before she opens an envelope, pretending she doesn't already know who won. "Well, hell-o. Looks like we're in for a nice, relaxed show today," she sings. "Everyone, give it up for the crown prince and princess, Rand and Lily!"
A pair of portals open up a few feet above the ground, and Rand and Lily drop through. Rand gracelessly falls to his butt. Lily stumbles, but manages to catch herself.
"Tch!" Lily grunts. "What...? Again?"
"Ow..." Rand says.
"SCREEEEE!" Hector screams, the wyvern's head jammed through Rand's portal. He starts forcing his way through.
Oh, no. How did they not prepare for this eventuality? Anna doesn't panic. This is what contingency plans are for... She signals for backup and the curtains begin to close. "Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's have a quick hand for our new guests I'll take them backstage and explain all this to them while we sort out this problem so send questions and requests and whatnot to Crow by Friday night be back in a flash!"
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 5, 2018 6:25:49 GMT -6
Can we know their general "timeline placement" relative to AoD, or is it being left ambiguous?
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 5, 2018 8:01:50 GMT -6
Further down the line than you, Slightly both post-climax.
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 10, 2018 2:40:02 GMT -6
So... I only got questions from one person...
I'm going to give people a few more days.
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 10, 2018 14:08:41 GMT -6
Spam me questions, Emppy! Okay! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2018 15:47:18 GMT -6
Aww but I sent you questions today Uncle Crow......
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 11, 2018 23:16:18 GMT -6
As the curtain parts, Anna is dressed in a bright-blue mermaid-style dress that clings tight against her legs. She's wearing a long, blue wig, red contacts, blue armlets, and some gold decorations. A white shawl is clung around her neck and arms. "Hello, everyone! Welcome to the Rand and Lily mailbag! Our first guest, the prince of Carcina - Rand!"
Rand comes out with a mussy red wig. He's got blue boots, tan pants, and a blue overcoat with gold trim tied with a brown belt. A pair of blue shoulder pads holds a large cape, red on the inside and blue on the outside.
Hector follows. He has a sick-ass human-sized blue wig resting on his head and a red cape tied around his neck.
"Alright!" Anna says cheerfully. "You all know the drill - just answer all my questions and you're free to head home! Ready?"
"Heh. Let's get this over with..." Rand says.
But why female lords?
"Female... lords? Like my sister? What about her?"
Glay glay glacieon Gllllllaaaayyyy? Am I right?
"Uh... Sure."
Ever consider joining a band, Rand? It would be quite grand, traveling the land, and starting a brand.
"A band? You mean, like a bard? Sounds hard. I'd hate for my family's name to be marred, so I'm afraid I'll have to disregard... that offer."
Your opponent has just unleashed there Ultimate move. A ton of flaming sheep meteors are heading towards you. You only have enough time to pick a god and pray. So what god do you pick and pray to?
"Grima, naturally."
If an ape driving a coat cart is going 50 mph, and a dragon lizard King is about 25 feet behind him. A princess throws a turtle shell going 15 mph before it hits the ape. The apes cart crashes first and the lizard King and Princess are caught up in the crash along with a plumber and a turtle. Who's at fault for the accident? Can the Princess later sue for personal injuries even though she was the one that through a foreign object from a moving vehicle and caused the ape to crash?
"I don't... erm... This sounds like a question for Lily. She's the one who knows all the ins and outs of laws and stuff."
Do you enjoy life as royalty, or would you have preferred to live life as a normal girl?
"A normal what now? Heh heh. I think you might have the wrong questions," Rand says.
"...So I do!" Anna says. She tosses them into the air and lets them rain down as she pulls out another set. "Oh, heads are going to roll for that..."
What are your first impressions of Oz's military?
"Honestly, they didn't make a great first impression. They've got incredible technology, magic I've never even heard of, powerful generals... but it seems like they've got some serious issues with discipline."
Have you considered telling young June anything regarding the future?
"It occured to me," Rand admits. "But something about that seems... weird. I mean, it's already really weird! Meeting your mom at your age? I, uh, need to discuss it with Lily first. And Gale."
Are you a red knight, or a green knight?
"I'm not really sure what that means, but I like red better."
A mole in the enemy's ranks informs you that the enemy intends to kidnap you, and trying to directly fight back would end poorly. What preemptive measures and methods would you take before and during capture to escape?
"Jeez, that's... tough. And awfully specific." Rand gives Anna a questioning glance. She maintains her blank grin and waits Rand out. "Well... It depends on whether or not I trusted the mole. If I did, I, uh... suppose I'd do whatever I could to send a message to Lily, Mom, Dad..."
How did you first get/meet Hector?
"I hatched him myself! It's a Carcinan tradition. I chose an egg from a clutch laid by one of our proudest wyverns on my 2nd birthday. A few weeks later, and Hector was born!"
Why wyvern riding as your combat style?
"To be honest, it was chosen for me. Not that I regret it! All the men of the Carcinan royal family learn to ride a wyvern. Obviously the ones that take the throne don't stay as wyvern knights, but odds are I'll eventually become a general or something."
Do you wish Hector was a different animal like a horse or something less scary and scalely?
"Never!"
Why name your wyvern Hector? Why not Elwood, Roy, Ike?
"I named him when I was barely 2! Mom just asked my favorite hero from the bedtime stories she used to read. Because that's how she named her horse."
What sort of advice would you give to an aspiring Wyvern Rider?
"Learn to trust your partner! Just spend as much time together as you can. You'll start to figure out what each other's thinking soon enough."
Why is Gale scared to death of Hector? Did Hector try to eat her or roast her at one time?
"Gale's scared of anything big that she thinks might eat her, even when she knows they won't. It's kind of her phobia." He scratches his head. "Maybe... Hector kind of teases her about it sometimes by nibbling on her. But it is just teasing! Really!"
Congratulations! Hector has mated, and you get to name one of the children! What name do you choose? (Whatever gender you please)
"I mean, it has to be Lilina, right?"
During a stressful battle, your wyvern says "Enough chit-chat!", shakes you off, somehow grabs Armads, charges into the enemy army, and manages to single-handily win the battle for you. How awesome would that be, and how would it feel knowing that nobody would believe you if you tried telling them about it?
"I... wouldn't believe it myself."
If you can ask Hector one thing, and receive an honest answer in 100% intelligible english, what would you ask?
"Oh, jeez. That's a really tough one. I'd probably ask him... what his favorite food is. I think I know, but I'd really like to make sure."
Are you jealous/upset that you didn't get the mark of Grima?
"Hmmmm." Rand is deep in thought. "I dunno. I'm not really the type that would want to rule a kingdom. I'm not sure Lily is, either, to be honest. Eh. There were times growing up that I was really jealous of the attention it got her. But when I started getting older, I realized what a hassle it really was for her, and how she had to keep it a secret. And... I remember one night that she ran screaming and crying into my room, saying that she was hearing things. That was, y'know, the first time Grima spoke to her. It really freaked her out. She doesn't cry about it anymore, but sometimes she starts acting weird and upset for a few days, and I know they were talking again." Rand sighs. "And that's why I still sometimes wish I'd gotten the mark instead."
One thing you like about being the prince? One thing you dislike?
"I've gotten to meet some really great people as the prince. I don't much care for all the pomp and circumstance, but I can deal with it."
In your hands, you possess a crossbow with one bolt. Before you, Lily and an evil clone of Lily are trying to convince you to shoot the other. How do you know which one is the real Lily?
"..." Rand thinks for a moment, a frown spreading onto his face. "I would ask her what the first thing Grima said to her was."
Are there any embarrassing stories about Lily you would like to share?
"Not... really? But I'm guessing you aren't going to take no for an answer, are you?"
Anna nods. "Hey, you catching on quick."
"Alright. Um... Oh! On her... she was probably about 13 when it happened. She had the honor of acting in a big ceremony for the church. And she tripped carrying a bit jug of wine and spilled it all over Mother and Father. Ha. Father was just mad all that quality wine got wasted."
True feelings on: Alice; Gale; Lily; June; Paen.
"I love my sister, she's great. Maybe a bit too stuck-up sometimes, but I know I can always trust her. I couldn't ask for better parents. Alice is... quirky, sure, but also clever, kind, and... cute. Really cute. I dunno, something about her just disarms you. Makes you want to trust her, like everything's going to be OK. And Gale... I mean, Gale's my best friend! I love hanging out with her, playing with her, chatting with her... Just being with her makes me feel happy. But, hey! What about Mina? Shouldn't she be on that list?"
"Yeah, no one really cares much about Mina."
"Huh!? Hey!"
"Moving on!"
We know your sister has kissed a female before.
"She did WHAT?"
"Is that a problem?"
"I, uh... well... I mean, yeah, I can see some problems but... if that's what makes her happy, I'll support her as best I can. But... when? Who? I didn't even know she was interested in anyb- wait, it wasn't Gale, was it? ...Mina?"
"No, it was that dancer girl. Isana."
"That... Huh? But... I don't... I didn't get the impression... Ho-o-o-o, boy. I just know a few nobles that are gonna be pissed."
"Calm down. She was just trying to distract someone. Can I finish the question?"
"Oh. Yeah, sorry."
What about you? Ever kissed a girl? And did you like it?
Rand rubs his head sheepishly. "Yeah, a few times. And... yes. Things were awkward between us for a few days after the first time, but I really did. And I guess she did, too."
"OK, now you know you have to spill who it was. Mina? It was Mina, wasn't it?"
"That wasn't part of your official question, right?" Rand smirks at her. "So I don't have to answer."
"Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Well, I already know the answer... But let's just get to the last question, hm?"
You have a choice between being tickled by a wolf laguz with Pink hair and Gale? Who do you choose and why?
"Ha! I can handle Gale. Tickling, tackling, teasing, whatever. Been there, done that."
"Hm. I'll make note of that..." Anna promises. "Now, we have one question for Hector, if you don't mind."
The wyvern hisses as Anna walks over to him.
Lyn, Florina, or Farina?
"Hssssss..." Hector continues to hiss.
Anna looks around, annoyed. "...Did we remember to rig the translator to handle wyverns? No? Ugh. Bring out the picture cards."
Three large portraits of a wyvern, a pegasus, and a horse with smaller portraits of blue-haired women in their corners are wheeled out on stands. Hector immediately points his tail at the other wyvern, naturally.
"Farina, huh? Surprise, surprise... Well, that's the only question for Hector! The two of you can head backstage and rest."
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 13, 2018 18:33:52 GMT -6
When Anna comes back out, she's wearing a lavender wig that reaches her lower back, a short, tight dress in white-and-blue with a small blue breastplate and shoulderpads, and thigh-high blue boots. She's clinging onto Lily from behind, faking shyness.
Lily's dressed in much shorter boots with an even longer blue-green wig tied in a ponytail. She has black, fingerless gloves. Her dress is light blue with gold patterns. At the waist, it splits. The front and back reach down to her ankles, but the sides are cut all the way to her hip. Lily is blushing, standing with her legs spread and her arms crossed just under her breasts. "Ugh... The outfit's bad enough, why do I have to do this stupid pose...?"
"Hey, I'm having fun," Anna says. "So, you know what to do, right? Here, take a seat and let's begin. Just a heads-up, these first few questions are... Well, try to enjoy yourself, OK?"
Why male models?
"What? What male models? And why male models what?"
Syl sylllll sylvieon? Am I right or am I wrong?
"Is that some foreign language...? Sorry, I don't understand."
Risens who needs them?
"Ugh."
How willing are you to play matchmaker between the Outlanders?
"Completely unwilling."
Snakes or mongoose?
"Snakes?"
Upon becoming queen will you become a crazy cat lady that adopts every stray cat in the realm to the point where the castle is filled with shed fur, catnip, and cat droppings?
"Of course not! That's absolutely ridiculous!"
Glay Glay Glay Gggglllaaaaayyyyy?
"Who writes these questions!? I demand to know who's responsible for this!"
"Oh, Sweetie. You're in no position to be making demands..."
Lily starts to argue, then realizes she really isn't. "Fine."
"That was the last of... those questions. For now. Moving on..."
You get to become a Tyrant for one day only you will remember. What do you do?
"I continue ruling with honor and dignity! It's not about whether people will remember, it's about duty!"
Who would win in a fight between you and Irving?
"I don't know Irving very well. I think I could defeat him at close-range, but I don't know how I could deal with that magic weapon of his."
What are your first impressions of Oz's royalty?
"I am... unsure. Queen Glinda seems either trustworthy or extremely skillful at deceit. Lana seems a bit... spoiled, to be blunt. Though from what Mother has told me, that may not be her own fault."
So why did you end up playing cards with Pirates instead of trying to escape the ship?
"...To distract them. Though I guess it wasn't enough. I thought about putting on more of a show, but... dammit! We just got unlucky Zenia came back when she did!"
Have you ever played cards at all? You were really bad at Poker so you probably never played cards have you.
"I've played a few card games, but never poker. And I just got unlucky! Tch." Lily looks off to the side. "Maybe someday I'll be able to have a rematch with Zenia."
You can choose to punch any person you want in the face with either your fist, or a spiked mace, with no negative consequences. You would choose Zenia, and with a mace, correct?
"No, of course not! I would choose her master. And as much as I'd enjoy killing them, my fist would be much more satisfying."
Honest thoughts on Zenia. She seems like a total (censored due to mailbag TOS begins with the letter B) but in your opinion is there anything else to her? Or is she the "good solider" who just follows orders?
"Isana told me a bit more about her in private. To be honest, I... don't know how to feel. I want to hate her, but... a large part of me feels bad for her. Part of me wants to kill her, but I also realize it must have been hard for her to do as much for us as she did." Lily sighs. "I... know I don't want to kill her. I want to take her alive. Break her arms, sure, maybe execute her later. But I want to talk to her again first."
How often does Grima talk to you?
"Rarely, thankfully. Only a handful of times in my life."
What's it like to be able to talk to Grima?
"Honestly, utterly terrifying."
What does Grima even say to you? Is it anything useful or just useless dribble?
"I suppose it's things he thinks would be useful. Instructions about how to manage the kingdom, laws to pass, things like that."
If you could be any type of laguz for one day what would you want to be?
"It depends. I think being a cat would be fun... But if Gale were around, I'd have to go with a wolf. She's terrified of them." An evil grin dances across Lily's lips.
Do you enjoy life as royalty, or would you have preferred to live life as a normal girl?
"I... I would enjoy being a normal girl, I think, with less responsibility. An entire country is a lot of weight to bear, after all. But I'm equal to the challenge. I wouldn't pass the duty to anyone else."
Why specialize in dark magic?
"Why not specialize in dark magic?" Lily asks. "I have a natural affinity for it, much moreso than anima or light magic. And there's plenty of highly skilled tutors in Carcina. Or... are you making some implication about dark magic? Hmph." Lily crosses her arms. "Dark magic relies on your own skills. Not faith in some higher power. Not reliance on spirits. My own power. I can always trust that to be there for me."
Thoughts on Hector the Wyvern?
"Rand's Hector? I don't have much to say about him. We get along fine, I suppose..."
Like better: Mama June or Daddy Pean?
"That's an unanswerable question, but I take more after father."
If you owned a horse, what would you name it?
"I suppose I'd have to stick to family tradition and go with my favorite legendary hero, wouldn't I?" Lily thinks for a moment. "I've always thought the legend of Sigurd was so... romantic. Maybe one of the soldiers that traveled with him? Fury would be a good name for a warhorse."
In your hands, you possess a crossbow with one bolt. Before you, Rand and an evil clone of Rand are trying to convince you to shoot the other. How do you know which one is the real Rand?
"I can think of a few things, but to keep it simple I'd just ask Hector."
Are there any embarrassing stories about Rand you would like to share?
"I remember one time he was out playing in the forest with Gale and landed in a giant mud puddle. He came sneaking back into the castle, absolutely filthy... and got busted by the guards. Just as a procession of nobles was coming in." Lily laughs. "Oh, Father was so cross with him... in public. Of course he was laughing about it with Mother that night."
Who would win in a fight between you and Rand?
"I used to win most of the time we fight on foot, but Rand's been evening the score lately. It's always about 50-50 if he uses Hector."
Kill, Marry, umm Date: Alice, Gin, Hawke.
"Huh!? What in Grima's name are you asking me!?
"It's easy. You have those three, and you have to pick one to marry, one to date, and one to kill.
"Why would I date someone after marrying one!? And I'm not killing one of my friends!
"You aren't actually going to do any of that! It's all hypothetical. For fun! Come on.
"I'm not having fun. Erm... Kill Hawke, date Alice, marry Gin."
When you kissed Isana on the ship was it just for show or did you actually enjoy it a bit?
I just did it for show! Lily insists. "It... wasn't unpleasant."
"So you enjoyed it?"
"...It certainly wasn't worth the beating my little stunt earned me."
"What if I told you Isana really appreciated it?"
"Then... I suppose it was worth it after all." A faint smile dances across Lily's face.
Is Gale way to lewd for your taste?
"I wouldn't say far too lewd, but I'd prefer she dial it back a bit sometimes. I quite enjoy our time together when she's not... ahem. When she's not playing so rough."
If you could be with any one of these people for one night and then nobody would remember the next day who would you want to be with? Gale, Alice, Zenia, Isana.
"Oh, it's been so long since I've been able to spend some time with Alice, I'd love to spend a night with her. We barely had time to speak in Trine and Sefa, and what time we did have, we were so tired we just ended up resting."
"What a sweet answer! Now, what if I told you it meant being with them for a night... romantically?" Anna asks.
"O-oh... Oh. ...I-If I were to be with Gale, I wouldn't want us to forget it the next day. And Alice... That would... certainly be an interesting experience. One I'm sure I wouldn't want to forget. Isana... Maybe. But I think I'd go with Zenia."
"Oh..." Anna says. "Some people suspected you might be into that sort of thing, but I didn't think it was true..."
"What? No, I just wouldn't feel bad knowing I'd forget it all."
Ever considered having concubines/polygamy/a harem in order to peacefully solve the shipwars about you?
"The... shipwars?"
"Oh, lots of people are interested in who you'll 'get with,' if you catch my drift."
Lily crosses her arms and glares. "The nobles have been like that for years. I'll 'get with' whoever I damn well please whenever I'm good and ready!"
"Yes, but have you ever considered any of those things?" Anna presses her.
"Er... W-well... No, I haven't. Carcinan law does specify that once I've chosen my consort, I'm free to claim as many... extra-marital lovers as I wish, with or without my consort's approval. My grandfather was notorious for this, but Father would never even consider it. I, er... I admit the possibility has crossed my mind. B-but I would never do so lightly! I just... I mean, I wouldn't against my consort's wishes. But-"
Anna cuts her off. "OK, you've answered the question. Yes, you would consider it. Any more than that would be giving away a bit too much!"
"Giving... away?"
"I mean... That's too personal, isn't it?" Anna asks.
Lily's expression shows she clearly knows Anna is just making excuses, but she bites her tongue.
Who would win in a fight between Gale and Catie?
"I don't really know Catie. She was asleep last I saw her, so I can't speak for her combat abilities. But if she's a wolf laguz, as she appears, then I don't think Gale could stand to fight her. She'd turn tail and flee."
"Oh, before our next question, I need to tell you - genetic means something runs in your family. Passes from mother to daughter, for example..." Anna says. "Get it?"
"Erm... I suppose?"
Is weakness to tickling genetic?
Lily suddenly looks a bit nervous. "I wouldn't know. I don't have anything like that. And neither does my mother."
Anna leans closer to Lily. "Oh? That's strange. Because when your mother was our guest, we actually tested that."
"H-huh!?"
"Mmm-hm! That seat you're sitting in, you see, has a nifty little trick. All I have to do is tap this hidden button ri-i-i-ight here, and..." Anna taps something and restraints pop out around her.
"Wha- Hey!"
"Now, if you don't want to answer..."
"OK, fine! Yes! I'm ticklish! Is something wrong with that!? But I didn't even know about Mother, how should I know if it's... genetic or whatever!?"
"Well, looks like we have the answer to our question. Was that so hard?" Anna teases.
"D-damn it... Let me out of these restraints!"
"Not just yet. We still have 3 questions left! And if I remember right, we found this was really good motivation to get your mom to answer those hard-to-answer questions... if you catch my drift. So..."
You have a choice between being tickled by a wolf laguz with Pink hair and Gale. Who do you choose and why?
Lily struggles to look around wildly. "Y-you didn't...!" Lily exclaims.
"What, open a portal to borrow two other people and convince them to stick around just for a short moment? That would be ridiculous!"
"...Y-yes," Lily says, calming down. "That wou-"
"Fortunately, we care about our shows a ridiculous amount!" Anna exclaims. "If you don't want to answer, I could call them here... But if you make me cut into my budget - and therefore my profit margins - I'm going to get my money's worth."
"Um...! Just... Uh, Gale. She's bad enough, but a complete stranger would be...!" Lily trails off and shudders.
Is Gale your Honey Bunny?
"My... honey bunny? I'm not... sure what that means."
"You main squeeze."
"Um?"
"Are you in love with her?"
"O-oh. I... well, um... That's... complicated."
"Like I said, if you don't want to answer honestly, I could just call her..."
"F-fine! I mean... it is complicated, though. Obviously, we're not dating or anything. And she and Rand are really close. I think she's... attractive, yes. But I don't know if we could ever have a serious relationship, not just some kind of... of... playdating... thing! But... she's also really... I know she does care about me, in her own weird way. I... I don't know." Lily sighs. "...No. We couldn't be together as we are now. But... I could see her winning my heart. All she'd... really need to do is tell me she actually wants it."
Who would win in a tickle fight between Gale and Catie?
"How should I know!?" Lily demands.
"Oh, you don't know? I guess we should bring them in after all..." Anna suggests.
"Th-that's not necessary! I... I can't imagine Gale ever losing. N-now let me go!"
"Fine, fine. It was just a joke. Let's get you back for another costume change and a quick rehearsal. We'll be back soon, folks!"
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 14, 2018 17:22:45 GMT -6
When the curtains rise, Rand and Lily are waiting in their usual outfits. They're sitting on a couch on either side of Anna. "Welcome back, everyone! Now it's time to answer the first half of those questions you wanted to ask both of our guests!"
Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
"Rock? How can a rock cook?" Rand asks. "Is that some guy's nickname?"
Lily snorts. "It's stupid nonsense. Ignore her."
Someone is putting together a stage play about your adventures. The writing quality is... questionable, the female characters get highly sexualized, the role of Rand is performed by a man named Nicholas Cage, and they made Alice into a brunette. What sorts of things would you say/do to this director? Would you demand creative input and/or a share of the profits?
"I don't care," Lily says. "I suppose the simplest course of action would be to execute them all for mocking me. I don't expect people to praise me for everything I'm doing or anything, but I won't abide being insulted for it."
"That might be going a bit far, Sis..."
But really Glay Glay Glacieon Glllllayyyyu. Am I right?
"...Yes?" Rand asks.
Lily just groans.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was Super Sayan Blue and was starving for some wood?
"I can wait for you to get back to the actual questions," Lily says. "You said you'd send up back to the same time we came from, right? So it's no issue for me."
"Yeah... This is getting a bit silly," Rand says.
What is your favorite food?
"Ham," Rand says. "Salted, fried, broiled. In a sandwich. Oh, but especially roasted in honey."
"I enjoy a good salad," Lily says. "With a nice hunk of cheese."
#TeamTiki or #TeamNowi?
"The Voice? Or that manakete that helped Exalt Chrom? What about them?" Lily asks.
"Who do you like better?" Anna asks.
"I've never met either in person, so I can't say for sure," Lily says. "I suppose, from the tales, I'd probably prefer the Voice."
"Erm... I dunno," Rand says. "I think I could get along with either of them, but..."
Shinon equips an Arbalest and uses it to attack a transformed Raven laguz with 17 Def. It is a critical hit. Assuming that Shinon has no active support bonuses, what color underwear do you usually wear?
"I dunno. I don't really pay attention when I put it on. Whatever I have handy," Rand says.
Lily gives Anna a hate-filled glare. "Black," she grumbles.
Someone asks you to model for artwork that gets used in a highly popular trading card game. How do you pose?
"With my book and my sword," Lily says.
Rand puts his hands on his hips. "Riding Hector, of course!"
If you had a Limit Break, what would it be?
"What's that?" Rand asks.
"A really strong attack you use when you're badly injured," Anna explains.
"Oh. I guess I'd have Hector whip them with his tail and toss them into the air, then smash them with my axe."
"You don't get to answer this one, Lily." Anna winks.
If your general personality would be represented with an element, what would it be?
"Fire," Lily says.
"Wind, I guess?"
Do you have any special costumes hidden away for any seasonal festivals?
"Well, yeah. Of course. As prince and princess, we have to preside over all manner of festivals. We usually wear some kind of ceremonial robes, but some special events have more interesting costumes."
"My personal favorite is this black gown with large, fake wings and a draconic mask. I'd love to show you some day." Lily gives Anna a strange look. "Would you care to guess what that's for?"
"Erm... Halloween?" Anna guesses.
"Blood sacrifices. The only ones who get to see it are the offerings." Lily's face twists into a horrific grin.
What is your preferred form of swimwear?
"A simple design with a few laces and ribbons," Lily answers.
"One piece or two?"
"One, of course!"
"I dunno, I don't really think much about fashion. Gale and I usually just go in our smallclothes."
Favorite Pokemon Type? (Anna gives them a quick description of each Pokemon Type)
"Dragon sounds cool," Rand says.
"Dark."
How do you treat the Annas in your world? Are you kind and nice to them?
"Anna was instrumental in my parents' fight against the Risen. She still stops by rather frequently."
"She's quite nice," Rand says. "We get along well."
Do you ever feel like you're not truly in control of your life?
"Not really?" Rand says. "I guess there's a lot of times when I run into stuff that I can't control the stuff around me, but I'm always able to control how I react to them."
"I've never been in complete control of my life," Lily sighs. "A princess doesn't get to make all her own choices. And even a queen is still bound by her duty."
"And on that cheery note, we're moving on to our last intermission! I hope you'll all come back for our big finale after our break!"
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 16, 2018 0:31:33 GMT -6
As the curtains rise for the last time, an upbeat tune begins to play.
Rand is dressed in a midriff-baring, black, sleeveless vest with golden patterns. He has black, fingerless sleeves that stretch beyond his shoulder, ending in golden rings. A golden sash is tied around a pair of poofy, blood-red pants decorated with free-flowing strips of black silk. He's wearing black flats. He's strumming a small lyre and performing a few simple steps as he vocalizes to the audience.
Lily wears a pair of pants identical to Rand's. Her hair is tied by golden ribbons into a long ponytail. Her breasts are covered by what looks like a black scarf attacked to a matching cape; as she spins and twirls, it floats up to reveal her back. Golden rings adorn her wrists and ankles, jingling as she stomps. She dances, barefoot, in a wide circle around Rand, imitating Isana's style with surprising skill and grace.
After they finish their routine, Anna joins the rest of the audience in applauding. A few techs wheel the couch back on-stage, and a few assistants hand the siblings some bottles of water. They join Anna on the couch. Rand sits casually, crossing his legs and leaning back. Lily dusts off her feet then draws them underneath herself in a prim and proper manner. They take a few sips of water while Anna begins. "Y'know, your mom did a performance like that when she was here, too. Though yours was way better. Annnnd now that you've drank our patented truth serum, it's time for the last round of questions!"
"Now that we've what now?" Rand asks.
If you could go back and change one of your past decisions (AoD options), what would it be?
"I... can't think of anything," Rand admits. "Everything's gone about as well for me as I think it could have."
"Part of me wishes I'd just taken Isana's place, considering how bad that whole thing went for us. A bigger part of me wishes I'd just stabbed Zenia the moment we met. ...Ah, I know. I wish I'd fought Gale one-on-one that first time, so she wouldn't have opened that bag of worms..."
From what you know about the Outlanders, who would you consider the weakest link?
"Anyone who can't cooperate with the others. From what Mother's said of Horatio, I would choose him."
"Hm. Yeah," Rand agrees.
Would you ever consider marrying Glinda/Lana to take control of Yuleian royalty?
"No?" Rand says. "I mean, Lana's... cute, but I don't intend to stay in Oz. I need to get home."
"My feelings exactly," Lily says.
If you could bring one other person from your world into Oz to aid you, who would you choose?
Lily holds her hands up, showing off her costume. "Isana. She offers quite a bit of flexibility in my strategies."
"Um... Hyun'ji, I guess?" Rand says.
Lemme drop sum KNOWLEDGE on ur asses (Anna magic's knowledge into their brains) now that you know a lot more about the Outlanders: if you can bring one Outlander to your world for assistance, who would you choose? Young June doesn't count.
"Mmmm... Irving, maybe?" Rand suggests. "Actually, no. Catie. She seems fun. Though either would be really useful"
"Waite," Lily says. "I'd have loved her water magic when I was on that damn boat."
Congratulations! You've won a popularity contest, and are awarded with a Sacred Seal that allows you to reclass into anything you want, with complete mastery of any weapon type, and a spiffy new outfit. What do you reclass to?
Lily looks at her new outfit. "This... isn't so bad. More importantly, I remember Mother talking about a dancer who would would combine her dances with her powerful dark magic. Even using a sword made of pure darkness..."
"Oh, that sounds kind of fun. If... I could use magic. But I wouldn't change anything! I love riding Hector."
Most precious possession? I am talking about something that may seem like complete non sense to other people but to you its the most important thing to you in the world.
"Hector! I mean, I guess he's less a possession and more of a partner. His saddle, then."
"My circlet," Lily says. "That may sound vain, but the day Mother and Father gave it to me, that ceremony... it was such a proud moment in my life."
Oh if you could be any other person for a day who would you be and why?
"Hm... My Father, I suppose. It would be nice to know what I have to look..." Lily trails off and turns red. "No. Alice. It would be a joy if I could just cast everything off and feel as free as her for a while."
Rand doesn't hesitate. "Gale! I want to be a bunny for a day."
If you can choose to meet one person from your world's mythology/history for twenty minutes, who would you choose?
"Oh... Hm. I mean, I'd love to meet Hector. But... Jill, one of the wyvern riders that fought alongside Ike."
"Do I have to sit and speak with them? Because I'd get more enjoyment from summoning Alvis to beat him mercilessly."
What do you consider to be your best trait?
Lily crosses her arms and glares. "I'm stubborn, but not so stubborn to be stupid."
"I get along with pretty much everyone!" Rand says.
What are your future aspirations?
Rand spreads his arms. "To get home, obviously."
Lily nods enthusiastically. "And I want to be a great queen eventually, of course."
What do you fear most?
"I don't... much care for boats anymore." Lily shudders.
"Heights."
"That's... a joke, right?" Anna asks.
Rand looks her square in the eye. "No."
Deepest Darkest Secrets?
"Gee, I don't really have many dark secrets..." Rand says. "...Lily I'm the one who destroyed your favorite dress itwasanaccidentIpromise! I hear Mina talking about how she didn't think she was pretty so I tried to get her to try it on but she refused and then I just sorta... th-the rest doesn't matter."
"That's... such a Rand secret," Lily says. "...My biggest secret is that I'm afrai-"
"Nope! Everyone already knows about that," Anna says. "Doesn't count. Next secret."
"I... I know I pretend to hate it, but I actually like when Gale tickles me and cuddles me and things like that." Lily's face turns bright red. She physically covers her mouth, then pulls her hands free. "J-just for the novelty of it! Most people don't have the balls the lay their hands on me like that! I just like it because it's not something I... GAH! Sh-shut up, all of you! Give me my sword, I'll kill the next one to laugh! STOP IT, DAMMIT!"
"That's all we have for these two!" Anna says. "We better send them home before Lily turns violent. I hope you'll join us for the next episode in a few days!"
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 16, 2018 1:09:39 GMT -6
Preemptive vote!
Alvis
Catie
Esdeath
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 16, 2018 2:06:48 GMT -6
NOMINATIONSempireoffire:- Joshua/Yancy - Irving - Cia - Alvis Mr. X:- Bowser - Kamek and Bowser's Minions - Dimento - Fawful, Pixy and Chlortles - Mario and Starlow - Rosalina and Peach - Wario and Fen Fen the Delphox - Catie HHDeception- Ozma - Galahad - Esdeath - Petrine - Mason CDM- Gale and George Brown - Talia al Alhasifa Voting ends saturday. - Mario - Fawful - Ozma If I had remembered to post for the tomb, Leonard would've been nominated... |
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Talia
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 17, 2018 7:11:46 GMT -6
Golly! A three way tie! Nobody could've saw that coming! Ever! - Alvis - Cia - Mario Choose one. Voting ends tomorrow. Cia |
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