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Anna takes a moment to speak with Corva before the curtains go up. "So you remember all the cues, right?" She gets a nod in response. "Alright, good. Remember, the chains double as a safety harness if you get pulled into another dimension, and the demon's trained - just use his command word if he gets too touchy - and we have a white mage on standby, so we meet all the minimum safety requirements. So we aren't responsible for anything that happens. Understand?"
"Corva's bored. Let's summon the demon already!"
"You aren't making me confident you remember the cues. You have to answer some questions first, remember?"
"Fi-i-i-ine..."
Anna stands to the front of the stage as the curtains rise. Behind her are a pair of curved obsidian pillars arcing over a sizable, circular pit. There's an arcane sigil in the bottom formed of a channel carved into the stone. A cylindrical stone pillar rises in the center. Corva sits on the edge of the pillar, absently kicking at the air and humming softly. She's still dressed in her white dress, but she seems to be wearing a slightly different pair of socks - cream-colored instead of stark white. Chains hang from the pillars, connecting to the shining bracelets on her wrists with lots of slack.
"Welcome back, everyone! Corva's going to-" Anna begins.
"Corva's has to answer more questions before she gets to play with a demon so let's hurry up and get on with it!" Corva blurts out.
Anna shoots her an annoyed glare before turning back to the audience with a smile and pulling out her cards. "Favorite Pokemon Professor?"
"Mr. Fuji!"
"He's... not really a professor, Corva."
"Mr! Fuji!" Corva insists.
"...Alright, then. Pikachu absolutely adorable isnt it?"
"Nah. I mean, it's fine, I guess."
Why did it take so long to have Pikachu in a Pokemon based RP? I mean it's fracking Pikachu it's like having a Batman RP with no Batman.
"Batman? Corva hates Batman! Bats are evil!"
"Corva doesn't know who Batman is," Anna reminds her. "And you didn't answer the question."
"Who cares about that? We need to kill the Batman!"
Anna gives up and moves on. "The ghost doggy that was following you is in fact just a ghost doggy. Does that change your feelings on it?"
"Nope. It's still cute. Corva still likes it."
Someone has a crippling phobia of ghosts, but identifies this as a problem and wants to eliminate this fear. How do you attempt to help them in doing so?
"Hugs! Lots and lots of surprise hugs!"
What is your favorite food?
"Milk!"
"Milk isn't a food, Corva."
"Sundaes!"
"Sure. Do you dream of being the best like no one ever was?"
"Nah, that was Jude's thing. Corva just wanted to have a happy, quiet life."
If Nova never existed what would you be doing/ what would you have become?
"Corva was training to be a mortician! That's why she's so good at cutting people up. She never got around to learning the stuff about cleaning up the bodies and making them all presentable again, though."
When this is all over who are you going on an Alolan vacation with?
"Jude!"
What is your ideal swimwear?
"Oh, that's the cue! Time to start the summoning!" Corva jumps up and raises her hands over her head.
Anna closes her eyes, clenches her teeth, and takes a deep breath. She's going to enjoy this next part, at least. A trapdoor in the top of the pillar snaps open and Corva disappears inside with a splash. There's some kind of red, viscous fluid inside. "Y'know, there's something missing from our ritual - but we certainly can't perform a blood sacrifice on the air! Fortunately, today we're proud to announce a new product for all you novice summoners who aren't sure they want to commit to evil - and all you environmentally conscious (or squeamish) experts, too! Introducing... Mailbag Brand Blood Substitute! Eldritch Monstrosities Can't Tell the Difference™!"
While the audience wonders how the Hell Anna managed to pronounce ™, a small platform rises inside the pillar. It sends viscous, scarlet fluid pouring out of the pillar's top and into the pit below. It starts to fill the channels, and the sigil starts to glow with an evil energy. Corva appears, rising from within the fake, flowing blood. Her hair is gelled together, drooping over her face in thick strands. Thick, scarlet ooze clings to her creamy skin. She's dressed in what was probably once a white swimsuit, now dyed crimson - a daring string top contrasted with a more conservative bottom. A knee-length cover-up hides one leg while leaving the other bare. Corva strikes a pose as she rises, crossing her arms over her head. As the platform clicks into place, Corva shifts to place a hand on her hip, leaning forward as she sweeps hair from her face. She slowly opens her eyes, grinning evilly. Her voice is noticeably different, somehow deeper and more intimidating. "Hehehe... Corva's never had enough blood for a real bath before."
"So? How is it?" Anna asks.
Corva locks eyes with a random audience member as she licks her finger. "Sticky, thick... And just as sweet as the real thing."
"The ritual's started - it should be done in just a few minutes," Anna says. "We're definitely using that quote for advertising, by the way."
Corva peels off her socks and tosses them aside. "Do as you please. Let's move along," she says in an eerie monotone. The pillar sinks and the chains click as they start to reel Corva in. She's left dangling over a large pit filled with a glowing, eldritch symbol - blood slowly running down and dripping from her feet. She's got a disturbing grin plastered across her face, once again partially concealed under her hair. "Next question?"
"Right. Moving on! What are your opinions regarding Grass-type Pokemon?"
"Other than the half-ghosts? Boring."
How many wannabe-suitors/comedians have referred to you as a 'Foxxy lady,' and how terrible was the fate they met?
"Hm? No one's ever said that to my face. People seem to be somehow... too intimidated to flirt with me." Corva's grin widens. "I'd probably respect someone with the balls to try. Enough to give them a quick death, at least... or maybe not. Hehehe."
If there was a ghost that went around calling him King would you want to be his Queen?
"Anyone can call themselves King. Do you really think someone that conceited's ghost enough for Corva?"
Glay glay am I right?
"Heh... Glay. Glay." Her voice is still icy cold and utterly devoid of emotion despite her wide smile.
Besides Mismaguis since that would be your obvious choice. What is your favorite ghost type Pokemon? Least favorite?
"So hard to choose. Adorable Misdreavus. Daring Honedge. Intimidating Trevenant. Sweet-hearted Haunter. Lovely Froslass. Free-flying Drifloon. Graceful Oricorio. So many, yet they all have their charms. Ah... My least favorite would be Litwick. My favorite would have to be Spiritomb."
Should we prepare for trouble?
"Yes."
Make it double?
"Always."
Bigger headache type wise to deal with Dark, Ghost, Normal, or Fairy?
"Corva hates fighting other ghosts. She doesn't like to hurt them. But normal is the most obnoxious. So painfully dull."
One rebel soldier in particular was inadvertently and indirectly for Lavender Town being destroyed. Would you harbor hard feelings towards them despite Nova being the ones to pull the metaphorical trigger?
"Oh?" A spark of anger slips into Corva's voice.
"Well, more of... he provoked the Nova troops in Lavender Town with an attack, and they destroyed the town in response."
"Ah. I see." Corva returns to her deadpan tone with a blank expression. "No, there would be no hard feelings. Corva can stab someone a few dozen times without it being personal."
What's your favorite brand of milk?
"My aunt used to run a farm. She made the best, sweetest milk. But... she's dead now. You'll never guess why." Corva's humorless smile returns.
What is your least favorite Pokemon?
"It's a tough choice. Zubats are bastards. But I have to give it to Scyther, the one that killed me."
How did you get your ghostly powers? Are you an actual ghost?
She throws her head back and cackles. "Hehehe...! Oh, yes. My last memory is dying, and Corva's first memory is fading through the floor of a Nova base when her powers went out of control. Corva can't pretend to understand Nova's technology, but perhaps some would call her a half-breed? But that sort of technicality doesn't really matter. Corva is still very, very much a ghost."
What's the spookiest spook you've ever seen?
"Corva." Corva flashes a cocky smile.
"And that's the last of our questions - for now. Ready to have some fun?"
The light from the sigil intensifies, then fades. The pit is pitch black. There's a loud crashing noise, a loud snarl... Then dozens of eyes begin to open beneath Corva. "Oh... We're doing something really fun, huh?" Rubbery, black tendrils whip out. One coils around Corva's foot, snaking its way up her leg. "Hehe... Hey, that tickles! Ooooh, it's so slimy...!" More and more of the revolting arms start to reach up and wrap around her.
"You like our demon, then?" Anna asks.
"Corva loves it! It's so cute! And friendly! Corva really, really wants one!"
Anna pulls an empty Pokeball out of her pocket and tosses it to Corva. "Good luck, and have fun!"
Corva snags the ball out of the air. Then the chains go slack. The horrific monstrosity drags her, giggling and laughing, down into the abyss. The pair seem to vanish into nothingness.
Anna leans over the pit and peers in. "...I don't really get it, but it seems like she was having fun." She turns back to the audience. "I'd hate to cut it too short, y'know? We'll be back after a short intermission. In the meantime, you'll be able to watch Corva's playdate on-" Anna announces.
"Boss! We've got a serious problem here..." a voice whispers in her ear.
"Just one second folks..." Anna taps the hidden microphone and whispers so the audience can't hear. "What's so important to interrupt-"
"Jimmy screwed up the summoning circle. It, uh... It wasn't linked to the holding pen. That... wasn't our demon."
"So reel her in," Anna spits quietly. "Now!" The chains quickly reverse, rising up to reveal nothing but shattered links on the end.
The voice on "...We, uh... We have no idea where she is."
Anna takes a deep breath. "Nothing major, folks! Just a small mix-up with the costume sizes. Like I was saying, we'll be back with the grand finale after a long intermission! Perfect time for you to go grab a snack at the concession stand!"
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Post by SummerCrow on Dec 8, 2017 3:31:40 GMT -6
When the curtains part, Anna's standing alone. Her hair is spiked on the top and a pair of ponytails wrapped and tied under her chin to give the appearance of a lion's mane. She's wearing a black business-like suit with a furred collar and red highlights, along with fingerless gloves. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the finale!" She bows. "Our technical difficulties have been resolved, and now it's time to finish this!"
Kon comes in first. He's got a white decoration on his chest to make it look like a suit, and a red R patch on his flank. Sync comes in wearing a white mohawk that, with her whiskers, makes it looks like she's three bits of hair jutting off. There's a monocle-like scanner on her eye, and she's wrapped in a black cloak with some large eyes sewn into it.
Grace and Ribbons come in together. Grace has a bandana on her head and a fin-esque skirt on her hips. Ribbons is wearing glasses and a black-and-red cloak. Sue looks bored, dressed in a grey-and-black outfit that could possibly pass as a labcoat if you squint hard enough. There's a stylized G on the lapel.
Shade floats in with her hat dyed white. A pair of sun-and-moon glasses are wrapped around it, and the center of her red-gem necklace is covered by a golden skull emblem. She's got a sweatband on one of her arms. She's swaying and swinging her arms with an unusual swagger. She's leading the way for Corva. Corva strolls in, sashaying in open-topped high heels. She's wearing a stark-white outfit. Pants with a black streak on the side, and a sleeveless skirt-like dress with a translucent golden cover. There's a large, dark gem on her chest, and she's wearing a giant, umbrella-like blonde wig that goes down almost to her knees. She's still wearing the bracelets. She pauses to smile at the audience before joining the others. She seems a little... off. Or, rather, a bit normal - which is off for her.
Lysanna waves to the cheering audience as the others form into an orderly line. "These questions go out to everyone - so you'll all answer them one after the other! We've got a lot to get through, so keep those answer's short! What came first the Pokemon or the Egg?"
Konnivani: "Pokemon!"
Synctsis: "Pokemon, duh!"
Grarchi: "Um... Pokemon?"
Ribbxie: "Pokemon!"
Suerus: "Pokemon."
Shadma: "It's gotta be Pokemon."
Corvamine: "Pokemon eggs weren't even documented for ages. With how little we know about them, it only makes sense Pokemon must've come first."
Do you pray to the church of Arcunes? Or are you a part of the cult of Giratina (you monsters)?
Kon: "Arceus."
Sync: "Arceus!"
Grace: "What kind of question is that!? Arceus!"
Ribbons: "Same, Arceus."
Sue: "I think my character's supposed to say Giratina, but Arceus..."
Shade: "No offense to Gary, but Arceus."
Corva: "Arceus, of course! All are saved in his light."
If there's a train leaving Goldenrod traveling at 65 mph. While a train leaving Safforn city leaves an hour later traveling at 45 mph. Yet there's a 30 min delay due to a whole bunch of Slowpokes crossing in front of the train. What color T-shirt are you wearing
Kon: "None?"
Sync: "This isn't a shirt."
Grace: "I've never worn a T-shirt."
Ribbons: "None!"
Sue: "This isn't really a T-shirt..."
Shade: "If I had one, it'd be purple - but I don't."
Corva: "I prefer dresses, naturally, but I tend to wear grey when I wear T-shirts."
(Show them a picture of Bowser) On a scale of 1 to Glay (perfect 10) how awesome is he?
Kon: "Er... 1."
Sync: "Hm... 2?"
Grace: "1. Even I won't glay at that creep."
Ribbons: "I'll say 3, but I feel like I'm being generous..."
Sue: "He's kinda... dumpy-looking... I'll say 1."
Shade: "Ew. 1."
Corva: "What a wonderful specimen! He's clearly a-"
A loud crackling noise cuts through the air before space begins to distort. A blue funnel-like object appears and a second Corva comes tumbling out. This one's white dress fades to purple, then black. She's wearing form-fitting black-and-purple leggings. Her hair's longer than normal, turned solid black except for a few golden streaks. She looks around for a moment, then points at the other Corva. "Aw, you missed Corva so much you made a new one! Hehehe. She's pretty cute. But you can send her away now. Or Corva can kill her? That's fine, too. Because only Corva is allowed to love Corva's Pokemon! Corva's overflowing love can't be stolen by that impostor!"
"Mama!" Shade calls out. "Mama's home!"
"Oh. It's Corva," Sync says. "The real one."
"Yay..." Sue cheers.
Anna rubs her eyes. "Oh. You... made it back. That's... great! So, I take it you enjoyed your time in the other world?"
"Yep! The Cthonians always give the best, most tentacle-y hugs before they eat you! And Corva was really surprised the first time a nightgaunt started a tickle fight, but once she got her knife back she never lost! And the dark young are so soft and fun to ride..." Corva smiles blissfully. She's floating in the air, clutching a knife that she seems to have found... somewhere.
"Where did you learn all those names...? And how did you get the inhibitors off?" Anna asks. She signals for the fake Corva to make herself scarce before things become violent.
"Oh! The nice lady in the white hat was waiting to help Corva. She helped her get those nasty bracelets off and even let her play with lots and lots of different demons! She even gave me an awesome new outfit and helped Corva get back. But a mean jellyfish ruined Corva's look. Or maybe it made it better...?" Corva examines herself as she continues. "The Hat Lady said Corva should come back and kill you, something about dismantling this whole show... But Corva doesn't feel like it. Corva'd rather answer questions with her Pokemon! That sounds more fun."
"...Right. Good. Great! Let's continue with those questions instead of resorting to violence, hm? Our current question is how you rate Bowser on a scale of 1 to 10."
"Zero! Corva wouldn't ever catch such a stupid-looking Pokemon."
Do the carpets match the drapes?
Kon: "I... guess?"
Sync: "Yep!"
Grace: "How could you ask something like that!?"
Ribbons: "Only one way for you to find out!"
Sue: "I'm the same all over..."
Shade: "I don't have hair."
Corva: Corva looks at her discolored hair. "Definitely not right now."
Your thought on Rule 34 of media?
Kon: "What's that?"
Sync: "I don't know what that is, either..."
Grace: "Glay! G-Glay! Gl... Glaceon!"
Ribbons: "Wow, whatever it is must be pretty bad. You OK, Grace?"
Sue: "Oh, it's just another term for porn."
Shade: "That's it? What's the big deal about that?"
Corva: "Corva doesn't really get it... What's so good about watching?"
Favorite Pokemon Type? Least Favorite?
Kon: "I get along well with ghosts, obviously. Bugs are a true pain to deal with."
Sync: "Yeah, bugs suck. We psychics are the best!"
Grace: "My least favorite's fire. And the best is ice, of course!"
Ribbons: "I like ice, too. Hmmm... I'm not much for fire, either."
Sue: "I dunno... Fish are tasty, so I guess I like water best. I can deal with grass-types, and I have a few grass friends, but I don't really like dealing with electric types..."
Shade: "Obviously ghosts are best, but I like steel types, too! The worst is stupid rocks. They're too dumb to scare."
Corva: "Corva loves ghosts and Eevee types! And she hates bugs! She wouldn't even like an Eevee-bug!"
Favorite Pokemon Trainer Type? Least favorite?
Kon: "My master is always the best trainer type. Bug Catchers are monsters."
Sync: "Rockers are fun at first, but get really obnoxious. Psychics are the best!"
Grace: "Obviously my trainer's the best, so that makes Ace Trainers the best. I don't care for stuck-up Veterans who think they know everything."
Ribbons: "Any of the young trainers! They're so adorable, I just want to hug them! But, uh... I guess the really young ones can be really bad, since they usually like to tug on my ribbons..."
Sue: "It's a tough choice between Sailors and Aroma Ladies... I miss Aunt Elodie. The worst is... Office Ladies. Such busy-bodies."
Shade: "Hex Maniacs are either the best or the worst, depending on... things. No, I think... Yeah, Mediums are definitely the worst. Always trying to exorcise us."
Corva: "Yeah! Mediums think they're such hot ****, but they suck! And Psychics aren't much better! Ace Trainers are the best!"
Favorite Move? Least Favorite?
Kon: "Assurance allows me to work well with my allies. I despise Moonblast."
Sync: "Psychic's good for examining things. But Punishment's just mean. I love strengthening myself..."
Grace: "Fire Blast hurts! Um... It's a tough choice between Icy Wind and Ice Fang, but I guess I like the feel of biting down on them."
Ribbons: "Depends. I love using Draining Kiss if my opponent's cute, or Tickle - but Moonblast if they aren't! Hm... Oh, I really hate Metal Sound. Lambda uses it all the time."
Sue: "Aqua Ring means it's time to rest...! Let's see... I don't like Protect. It seems like people always use it at the worst time."
Shade: "Phantom Force lets me sneak up on people. Big fun! But Sucker Punch pisses me off!"
Corva: "Corva hates Fury Cutter! Oh, but she loves Shadow Ball. Whoooo psh!" She imitates the sound of a Shadow Ball charging and firing... as she launches one into the ceiling.
If you could be another Pokemon besides yourself or legendary which Pokemon would it be and why?
Kon: "I would be an Aegislash and become Master's sword and shield!"
Sync: "Hmmm...? Oh! Murkrow are pretty smart, right? And they can fly around to check things out."
Grace: "What? Why would I want to be anything other than me!? I'd pick Glaceon every time! W-well, maybe being a Sylveon would be OK..."
Ribbons: "Hey, Grace? What do you think's cute? Espurr, maybe?"
Sue: "Oh... A Bellosum, maybe? Or a Drifloom... And just flo-o-o-oat along."
Shade: "I like being a ghost, so I'd probably pick one of those. Frosslass - no, Pallosand! Yeah! No one expects the Pallosand!"
Corva: "Haunter, Haunter! Just like my old friend!"
Greatest fear? No lying either we have an expert on hand that can tell what you're fearing.
Kon: "I'm scared Corva will get hurt and I won't be there to protect her, or I'll be too weak... again."
Sync: "After Karen died and Raven took me and then she died I always kinda worry that maybe someday I won't have a trainer again. That maybe something'll happen to Corva and no one will ever come for me."
Grace: "It'd be pretty embarrassing to let my trainer down. N-not that someone as great as me ever would!"
Ribbons: "Starburst."
Sue: "I don't like storms... Especially when we're out on the ocean. I can always just hide in the water, but Dad..."
Shade: "I dunno. I don't think there's really anything I'm particularly afraid of."
Corva: "...Corva doesn't want to be all alone... Ever. Corva doesn't even care if her only companion's a horrible demon, so long as she's not all alone again..."
Most embarrassing thing you wouldn't want others to know about?
Kon: "Master already discussed it earlier. The times when I failed to protect her."
Sync: "I really like to be scratched behind the ears. A lot. I end up making a weird purring noise."
Grace: "I... I actually really do love Ribbons and I'dhateifanythinghappenedtohim, OK!?"
Ribbons: "Aw, I love you, too! Embarrassing secrets. Let me think. Oh, I used to be really awkward and goofy and shy when I was a young Eevee."
Sue: "I don't really have any secrets or get embarrassed about things... I'm kind of an open book."
Shade: "One of my gems is smaller than the others..."
Corva: "Dunno. The whole 'being killed' thing was pretty embarrassing. 'specially when Corva almost died from almost the same thing again later! Oh, wait, Corva knows!" Corva lowers her voice to a whisper. "Corva always wears socks. Except when she doesn't. Like when she sleeps."
"How... scandalous," Anna whispers back. "Well, that's the last of our questions! Did you have a good time?"
Corva bounces up and down in mid-air, hugging her knife. "Yeah! Corva really enjoyed getting to talk to her Pokemon! And she even got eaten by a real demon! Fun!"
"Well, different strokes for different folks. That's it for this episode, folks! Have a happy voting and we'll see you next time!"
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Post by empireoffire on Dec 8, 2017 7:01:27 GMT -6
VOTING BEGINS NOW!
1. Mario/Starlow
2. Rand/Lily
3. Fawful
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Post by SummerCrow on Dec 8, 2017 7:51:44 GMT -6
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Post by empireoffire on Dec 8, 2017 13:05:09 GMT -6
Deadline: Tomorrow @ 8 PM EST.
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Post by SpringForest on Dec 8, 2017 16:01:20 GMT -6
1. Talia
2. Rand/Lily
3. Fawful
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 19:28:44 GMT -6
Mystic
John Ciiiiiiiaaaaaaa
Irving
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Post by SpringForest on Dec 10, 2017 13:35:36 GMT -6
A new portal opens up onstage as Mystic wanders through it. "Whoops, wrong turn."
Anna then runs in and grabs her before she can walk back out. "Whoa whoa whoa, you aren't leaving just yet! I have money to make and you have an audience to please."
Mystic sighs. "Look, Ann, I don't have time for your schemes. Floofy needs someone to feed him and-"
"GREAT! Glad you could make it! Let's take you backstage then~"
"Hey! I didn't say that- Put me down!" Anna carries Mystic off backstage while calling to the audience.
"Remember! Send in your questions so Mystic can answer them!"
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Post by empireoffire on Dec 26, 2017 23:45:05 GMT -6
Mystic's mailbag will be postponed until Mystic gets around to posting. In the meantime,
VOTING BEGINS NOW!!1!
1. Mario/Starlow
2. Rand/Lily
3. Fawful
Deadline: Friday morning
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Post by SummerCrow on Dec 27, 2017 0:15:50 GMT -6
SophAnn
Alvis
Catie
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Post by empireoffire on Dec 30, 2017 14:18:42 GMT -6
Don't think it'll change anything but TIE BREAK TIME
- Mario/Starlow
- Sophie/Ann
SPEED VOTE ENDS TONIGHT 7 EST
I vote Sophieroth
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2017 14:30:41 GMT -6
(Wait can I vote because both of them are my characters?)
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Post by empireoffire on Dec 30, 2017 14:37:37 GMT -6
(Wait can I vote because both of them are my characters?) f*** it, sure. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2017 15:27:14 GMT -6
I vote for Heropon Emppy.
Or Sophie whichever one you will accept.
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Post by SummerCrow on Dec 30, 2017 15:40:38 GMT -6
Ann and Starlow.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2017 19:34:25 GMT -6
Anna starts to relax to a nice long and hot bath. "So much fake Mailbag blood, ahh but nothing like a nice warm bath to feel refreshed,". "I wonder who the next victim is going to be," Anna said sinking below the water.
Anna is interrupted by a knock at the door. "Sigh didn't you read the sign no disturbing,". "You wouldn't believe where the last guest got blood in," Anna told the rude stage hand.
"Ms. Anna though you have to see who this next guest is though," the stagehand replied.
Anna reached for a towel to wrap herself in the towel and waited until she was covered. "Ffffffiiiiiiinnnneeee it better be worth it though," Anna told the stage hand as he entered. Anna took the envelope and causally ripped open the envelope and then dipped into the tub again.
"..... Wait her, those two are the next guests,". "Oh this is going to be so much fun," Anna said excitedly. Anna reaches for the towel and prepares to dry herself off. She then places on her robe and leaves for her dressing room.
Stage
The audience again is funneled back into the huge auditorium. The usual band has been replaced by a much cuter and much more cuddly group of musicians. The one and only Pichu Band, have been hired for this special occasion. A row of super monkeys are surrounding the Pichu Band to keep some of the more daring audience members. Finally the curtains part and Anna is joined but she has what looks like a tiny little robin on her shoulder.
"Ladies, Gentlemen, and Pichus welcome to Legend of Mailbags Season 2,". "Unfortunately our next guest was somehow able to escape containment,". "Not to worry though because the next two guests should more then make up for it,". "The next two guests is the one and only red headed beauty (but not as beautiful as me), and my younger sister Anna but in order to prevent any confusion she is known as Ann,". "Also her lovely wife and just dearest sister in law Sophie," Anna said as the crowd erupted.
The little bird made a couple of happy Fletchling sounds and flapped her wings.
"That's right folks for the very first time (as far as I know) we will have an Anna on Anna mailbag,". "How scandalous, intriguing, thought provoking, lewd, smexy, hot, and down right historic mailbag,". "Watch as two Annas bare it all out there and have nothing to.....
A sign appears with a couple of monkeys holding an electrical cord looking confused appeared. We are experiencing a temporary delay. Sorry for any inconvenience
"Oh and of course the lovely heroine and just as eaqully lovely Sophie," Anna said as the crowd erupts.
"Now then Flanna care to do the honor," Anna said as Flanna flew to a machine.
Flanna pecked at a couple of buttons and the teleporter flared to life. An intense light can be seen coming from it as a couple of shapes can be seen emerging. Finally, the light subsidies and two long ladies emerged. One of them is a red head that looks exactly like Anna maybe a bit younger if you stare long enough. The next young lady has a stunning silver hair and a pair of wings on her back.
"So this is what it's like?" Ann said as she stepped out of the machine.
"Your right, I know you and your sisters talked about how the guests often react,". "Yet you really do have to experience being ripped from your own place unexpectedly to really know how it feels," Sophie replies.
"Hey sis looks like you and your lovely wife have been nominated for the mailbag,". "I don't have to explain how it works to you do I," Anna asked her sister.
"You take us backstage, dress up in whatever the viewers suggest,". "Then ask us questions ranging from pure and honest non sense to thought provoking to down right weird,". "Oh then there are three different sessions one for me, one for Sophie, and one for the both of us,". "Oh and some fan service stuff thrown in between everything," Ann said.
"Yup, so now it's time to take you back and go ahead get ready for your big debut," Anna told Ann and Sophie.
"Okay sis, see ya later, come on Sophie its the perfect chance to get some bird watching in," Ann said leading Sophie off stage.
"You heard my sister,". "You have until Next Saturday evening (about 6 pm EST) to send in those questions,". "Make sure you specify whether the question are for Sophie, Ann, or both of them,". "Oh and also don't be shy about sending in custome ideas I can't wait to see what you come up with," Anna tells the audience.
The Pichu Band begin to play an outro theme as the curtains begin to close.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 19:28:35 GMT -6
The curtain part way as a lone figure sits staring at the crystal ball. The figure has her signature red hair but has silver streaks running through it. She is wearing a simple red shirt with a blue scarf like object and a pair of shorts. She also has a pendant around her neck.
Oh hello ladies and gentlemen I am just a simple fortune teller. Yet for some reason call me the silver haired madien. I prefer to go by the name Michanna though. Now then lets go ahead and summon our first guest.
Michanna begins to sing an ancient song and her pendant begins to radiate an intense blue light. The more Michanna sings the more intense the light becomes. Finally, Michanna begins to reach the apex of her song. An intense blue light begins to flood the room.
Finally a figure can be seen emerging from the light. It looks like a tiny little orange bird before it transforms into a young lady whose hair has been dyed bright orange. She is wearing a white undershirt and her wings have been also dyed a bright orange.
“Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce my first guest Sophie but you will know her as Sophune,”. Michanna told the audience.
“Hey Anna I don't wind the dress up but umm why am I orange and what is a Yune anyways,” Sophie asked.
“Oh well Yune should be fairly similar she's a goddess that takes the form of a small bird,”. Michanna tells Sophune.
“Oh okay I guess so do I have to dress like this for now,” Sophune asked.
“Of course we have plenty of other things but for now we figured to go with this for now,”. Michanna says.
“Anyways on with the show,” Michanna said. A tiny little bird flies in and delivers Michana a bunch of note cards.
Have you ever eaten birdseed? How was it?
No……...Maybe……...Okay but don't tell anyone it's kinda of actually good.
Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky?
Yes and well I flew high above the clouds does that count.
How do you like flying?
It’s just the greatest thing ever much better then walking.
What's your favorite outfit?
I really don't have one. Well there was this really elegant dress Mama Rosalina brought me one day. It was so silky and comfy and I didn't even have to cut holes for my wings because the dress had an opening in the back for my wings already.
Do you like swimming or is water really uncomfortable on your feathers?
Swimming is fine, my feathers actually remain dry while I am swimming. Something about my feathers being coated with a special oil.
Do you have feathers anywhere other than those wings?
Umm no not really well except when transforming between human and bird form sometimes find feathers in umm places.
How fast can you fly?
Depends on what form I take when in bird form.
Do your wings make it difficult to put on or find suitable clothing?
Not really. When I was younger moms friend and Ann's mom made special clothing for us. She was able to make special clothing with holes for our wings. At first it was a pain but eventually you get the hang of it.
Do you consume chicken?
“What's a chicken?” Sophie asks.
Michanna shows Sophuna a picture of a chicken.
“Wait that's a bird I don't think I could ever eat a chicken,”.
Are bird laguz descended from dinosaur laguz?
Umm maybe I have never seen a dinosaur let alone a dinosaur laguz. Maybe they are like distant cousins of manaketes or something like that.
What is your favorite bird (not counting laguz)?
Crows because reasons.
Who is your second favorite Anna?
Oh Ann’s sister she's a goddess but she prefers to remain in bird form. She can be a bit eccentric but she's very kind and very caring.
Why do babies come from?
Umm because when a mom and dad love one another…..
Michanna calls for the Pichu band to start playing and a bunch of Water Nymphs hurry Sophune into the back.
Sorry about that folks seems like someone misinterpret the question. Wait what is this I am having another vision.
(Michanna holds what looks like a crystal ball)
Oh yes it seems the next episode will be a very special guest indeed. Oh because this is a very special treat when we will have nothing but hot Anna on Anna act……
The curtain closes before Anna could finish her thought.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2018 19:52:42 GMT -6
Location: Backstage
One of the super monkeys came running out of the room with a cold sweat. A passing water nymph stopped and had a look of concern on her face.
"Its its just as bad as dealing with the boss," the Super monkey stammered.
"Is she driving you 🍌?" The water nymph asked.
Normally the super monkey would just face palm and sigh at such a ridiculous joke. Instead he just huddled in a corner and rocked back and forth. The super monkey kept on saying something about so many demands so many and began ohhing and ahhing in a very sad tone.
"Oh you poor thing, it must have been a truly hard,".
Anna comes back stage and sees the water nymph and the Super monkey talking.
"Oh what seems to be the promblem?" Anna asks.
"Umm apparently we been having trouble with the next guest,". "It seems like the demands finally broke him," the water nymph told Anna.
"Should have known that the only thing that can handle an Anna is Anna," Anna said heading into Anna's dressing room.
Auditorium
The crowd after hitting the concession stands and gift shops began taking there seats. Amongst the audience was a guest of honor. Why the very king of the Super Monkeys appeared and he was very eager to see the show. He has heard very good things about the show from his many subjects. The super monkeys are very eager to please there king. He has been under a lot of stress lately. Plus some of his subjects have been hearing weird rumors and are kinda of worried about his health.
Well anyways the Pichu band's platform began rising from the floor and the stage parts to reveal a pool of water. The lights turned a somber color and a very somber tone begins to play.
First Anna appears wearing what looks like a white gown. Anna is wearing white stockings on her arms and legs, and she has a white veil draped across her red head. Finally she is holding what appears to be a white ceremonial staff in her hands.
"Hello folks and welcome back to the Mailbag of legends,"."You may call me Annzura, and our next guest will be appearing very shortly,". "Not only is our next guest someone very special but we have a very special guest ourselves,". "None other then the king of the super monkeys himself as graced us with his presence," Annzura said as a spotlight flashed on him.
The crowd broke into a loud appluse as the Super Monkey King stood up and waved.
"Now then lets call our next guest shall we," Annzura said as she pressed a button.
Annzura begins dancing upon the water while singing a tune. The water begins to fly and dance around her and it almost looks like the water is lifting under her. Annzuras voice was hitting many notes as water began to ebb and flow with her voice.
The super monkey king seems to be enjoying this opening so far and is very pleased.
As Annzura began to sing another figure joined her on stage began to sing along to the note. The figure looked exactly like Anna and you would swear they are one in the same. Yet this Annzur was wearing a black gown, with black stockings on her arm and legs. Annzur was wearing a black veil on her red head along with a black veil covering her face.
Annzur was matching Annzura word for word and movement for movement. The two were in perfect sync and the water was dancing along with them. The Super Monkey king was highly impressed but well he seemed to be growing uncomfortable. As the song continued the Super Monkey King was being to groan more and more intensey and he was growing more discomfort.
Just as the two Annzuras were finishing the song the Super Monkey King fainted. At that moment the lights cut back on and the two Annzuras looked on in concern. A bunch of water nymphs rushed to the King's side and tried to revive him with there healing magic. Finally, the ambulance arrived and lifted him onto the stretcher carring him backstage.
Annzura made a motion like cut to commercial cut to commercial.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2018 21:39:28 GMT -6
"Sorry about the interruptions," Annzura said.
"Hey sis do you think they can tell we are essentially dressed as the same person?" Annzur asked.
"Of course not we are clearly very different," Annzura repied with a wink.
"Umm should we check on our special guest?" Annzur asked her sister.
"Oh sister sister sister that's what the doctors are for,". "Besides mailbag policy all tickets are non refundable and we are not responsible or liable for anything that happens to you during the show,". "Anyways lets get on with the show," Annzura said as Flanna flew to her with a whole bunch of note cards in her beak.
If Sophie ever slept with one of your sisters thinking it was you, would you forgive her?
Well it depends if it was Anna then I guess she is kinda of cute. But whoa if she ever slept with Anna then hell no that Anna is a hoe.
Have you ever considered a name change?
Now who would ask such a stupid question of course not.
What's your favorite get-rich-quick scheme?
Fire Emblem Hero's.
Its amazing how much people are willing to shell out just to get a slightly different version of the same hero. Oh and good luck everrrrrrrrr getting the hero you want for “free” or without putting in a hefty amount for even a 1% increase in getting that Hector, Ike, Alm, Young Tiki (but feel free to have an adult Tiki we have a bunch of them in stock.) , Azura, Ninan, or anyone you actuallly care for. Just remeber who the RNG is.
Anna stares at her because she's giving away too much info.
Sophie slips and falls into a lake. The lake's spirit reveals herself, and asks you if you dropped a silver Sophie, or a golden Sophie. You know that if you tell the truth and say you dropped a regular Sophie, the spirit will give you all three, but that means more mouths to feed. Do you tell the truth even though you can't afford it, or lie and potentially stay with just one Sophie?
Well of course get the real Sophie and the two free Sophies by telling the truth. Then what to do with the other ones. Well sell the Silver Sophie for a bunch of dough because ill Silver and then use that to take care of the other two Sophies.
How much tax evasion are you guilty of?
Whats Tax eveasion.
“Oh well in other kingdoms the king or queen put a Tax on goods. Basically more or less they make an item more expensive.,”.
Annzur's eyes light up at the comment
“But the extra money doesn't go to the poor defenseless merchants. No it goes to those vile king, queens, something called a government,”.
Annzur looks on in horror.
“Not to worry our wonderful Lord Chrom isn't really good with that stuff and everyone else doesn't have a clue,”.
Ann breaths a sigh of relief. Greedy royals trying to cut into our profits. Hmph oh so to answer your question not guilty because we don't have taxes (or so I think).
What was the first thing you ever sold?
Oh a nostagic question hmm let me think. Oh I remember there was this kid in the village who wanted to be a great hero so I sold him a pot. Yet told him this was the single greatest helment ever and makes all your foes attack do nothing and they cower in fear.
Poor fool brought the line hook line and sinker. I wonder whatever happened to that poor Kid Don.
Ever think about changing your hair to help stand out?
Well I was thinking about doing something really radical like die it slightly less red. I know how scandalous.
Feathery hugs best hugs?
Of course
What were you like as a kid?
The same way I am now more or less
Is it weird having infinite sisters?
Not really we are so very different I mean some. I mean some Anna’s have slighlty less red hair. Some Ann's have slightly bigger ear lobes. Some have slightly bigger hears. Oh it's so fun to find the differences.
“I know right,” Annzura replies.
Who taught you how to fight?
Mama Rosalina she was very tough when it came to teaching me and Soph to use weapons. Oh especially when it came to training me on how to use light magic. So many spells (shudder) so many spells.
How much money do you have?
Now now don't you know you have to treat me first before you ask an Anna that type of question.
"Welp that's all for now folks,". "Tune in next time for the grand finale," Annzura tells the crowd.
The Pichu band begin to play the outro song as the two sisters head to the back.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 19:25:37 GMT -6
"Pichu Pichu Piiii chuuuuu Piiiiiichhuuuu," a couple of the Pichus from the band called out.
They were dresses up what looked like baby star creatures and they were sitting next to an empty rocking chair.
"Pichu Mama Pi pi pichu pichu chu pi," the Pichumas called out waiting for someone to appear.
The Pichus that weren't dresses up began to play a rather relaxing melody.
Suddenly, a figure begins to make her way towards the rocking chair. She has long flowing red hair with her red bangs covering her left eye. Wearing a shoulder less sky blue gown, and a pair of star like earings.
"Welcome everyone to the grand finale of the Sophie and Ann mailbag,". "I am your host Rosanna," Rosanna called out as both the Pichumas and the audience began crying for joy.
"Well now I can see most of my children are here,". "But where are where are the two guests of honor at?" Rosanna asked.
The spotlight shifted waiting for Sophie and Ann to appear. No one arrived.
"Hmph I said oh where oh where could my guest be," Rosanna asked again.
Still no one showed up to where the spotlight was.
"For crying out loud, you yeah you," Rosanna asked pointing to a random stagehand. "What is taking those two so long?". "They should be dressed and ready to go by now," Rosanna asked.
"Ms. Anna sorry for the delay it seems we are having trouble with one of the customes,". "So thought we were going with a FE theme again so they got them in the wrong outfits,". "Others thought we were trying to go MKC,". "Its total pandamonia back there," the stage hand told Anna.
"La sigh sorry for the delay folks, we will be back shortly," Rosanna said as a quick commercial played over the airways.
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