The Dating Sim

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"Quick, pretend you're an otter!" Somnis gets down on her knees and puts some otter fur she finds lying around all over herself.

"You can't be serious..."

"Just do it!" Somnis dresses Lisa in otter fur as well. Dogachu wags his tail and opens his mouth, making a surprisingly accurate otter sound.

The pirate ship approaches closer and eventually, the pirates walk out, off of the ship. The captain looks familiar to Somnis. In fact, she knows who that is. He looks exactly like that pirate she saw in her dream. But...where's his wife? "It be a nice day out today. Ay, me otters, have ye got any berries fer today's feast? It be the anti human holiday." The leader otter stands up and makes some noises at the captain before making motions to the other otters. They skitter off and come back carrying a basket of berries. "These be perfect." The pirate captain then prepares to walk off and notices both Somnis and Lisa. "Hm...? Who are ye? I don't believe I've seen ye two before."

Lisa glances over at Somnis. Somnis then glances at Dogachu. Dogachu then glances at Otterwott. Otterwott then has an idea. He runs up the captain's arm and speaks into his ear. "Ah, so ye be Otterwott's cousins? Why didn't ye say so? Ye both got special seats at the festival tonight."

Lisa appears to be internally panicking. She whispers to Somnis. "We can't be here during the night...! When it turns night here, it's day at home...!"

"What are ye whisperin' about over there?"

A.) "*bad otter impression*"
B.) "We were just really excited to attend!"
C.) "We were worried that there might not be enough food."
D.) "My friend is scared of...water. And sand."
E.) "Is it okay if I bring Dogachu with me?"
F.) "We're actually humans and really need to get home."
G.) "MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME!"

G. He'll surely understand. Even evil skeletal pirates have moms.

"MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME!" Somnis begins to panick, flailing about.

The very much not skeletal pirate captain lets out a hearty laugh. "Yer mom ain't gonna hurt ye. I'll tell her meself that ye were invited by none other than Cap'n Galleon himself!" Galleon strikes a pose and the waves crash up behind him.

Pirate King, Galleon
Galleon's navy blue captain's coat seems to get a few drops of water on it. The golden buttons aren't buttoned up, so his muscular chest is exposed. A navy blue captain's hat with a skull and crossbones sits on his head and he's got a surprisingly well kempt beard. An eye patch covers one of his eyes with a scar caused by some sort of slashing weapon. Somnis notes down mentally that the scar and eyepatch were not there in her vision. He wears simple, black pants with brown pirate boots and a red sash worn around his waist like a belt.

"Oh, you want to tell her in person...?" Somnis quickly comes up with an excuse so that Galleon won't have to see her mother. "Well, she probably would be okay with it now that I think about it. R-Right, Lisa?" She nudges Lisa.

"Y-Yeah! Your mom is really cool about this stuff. She won't freak out!" Dogachu barks afterwards and wags his tail.

"Ye be a cute one here." Galleon leans down and pets Dogachu. "I'll be expectin' to see ye there then."

A.) "Yep, see you there!"
B.) "Can you give us a ride to the festival in your ship?"
C.) "Um...I can't go because...I'm sick...?"
D.) "Sorry, but I can't! Dogs aren't allowed!"
E.) "Can Buttons come too?"
F.) *hit Lisa with a coconut* "MY FRIEND NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY."

"Yep, see you there!" Galleon heads off over to his ship, waving to Somnis, Lisa, Dogachu, and Otterwott. Somnis waves back and then they sail off.

Once the ship is out of sight, Lisa starts to yell at Somnis. "ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU CAN'T TAKE US TO A HUMAN HATERS CLUB! WE'LL DIE! WHAT IF THAT WAS THE BAD GUY!? AHHHHHH!" She grabs Somnis by the shoulders and begins to violently shake her.

"Before you permanently injured me, can I please explain something?"

"What?"

"You're hands are really soft."

"..."

"No, but really, this could be useful for us. We can investigate this world much better. And if they are bad guys, that's even better. We'll know all their inside tricks and secrets."

"Hmm...fine, but what do we do about going home?"

"I'll handle it myself." Somnis takes out her phone and texts her mom, telling her that she's staying at Laura's house to work on a big project and probably won't be home. She then takes Laura's phone and tells her mother that Laura is staying at Somnis' house to work on a project and that she shouldn't interrupt them because it's really really important. "Tadaaa!"

"You really think that's going to work?"

"It works every time."

"How many times have you done this?"

"I can have my secrets." Dogachu wags his tail and nudges one of the otters with his nose.

"Are we really going to this thing? You know we can't leave until the sun comes back up here, right?"

A.) Yes
B.) No

Oh and Festive Forest it's Yugo not Fusion Lisa not Laura

True we be faithful woman. Umm hopefully this doesn't bite us in the ass later. but really no clue what she do but pick an otter, cuddle then, then pray. (Worked for Morgan)

Your right Crow......

I change my vote to A.....yeep.

(Laura's actually a different Dating Sim character. But I don't think you've met her yet.)

"Yep, we're going and that's that. This is a great idea."

"I don't like this plan at all, but...fine. I guess I trust you enough."

"Yay! We're going to a party, Dogachu!"

"We're gonna need better fake disguises..." Lisa looks over to Otterwott. "Hey, think you could get us some more otter fur? I can't believe we're pretending to be otter cousins..." Otterwott nods and runs off.

Later that night...

Morning

Wednesday September 21st, Sunny

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTuK23w4Ie4

The sun starts to set in the other world and the night sky replaces it. Somnis and Lisa head off together to the large festival on the beach. It seems all sorts of monsters that live here are showing up. They don't see Galleon around yet. He must not have shown up just yet. "Well, might as well enjoy the festival, right?" Somnis smiles and looks around excitedly. "I've never had a festival on a beach before!"

"Well, then it should be fun. As long as we don't get figured out and slaughtered."

"Lighten up a bit!"

"We're literally at an anti human festival. I think you need to pay better attention to your surroundings."

Somnis sticks her tongue out at Lisa. "Have some fun. I know I am." Somnis then turns to look at the festival and thinks to herself. "Now then...where to go first...?"

Select Three
A.) Buy some food
B.) Check out the dancing crabs
C.) Listen to the skeletal pirate stories
D.) Sing with the sirens
E.) Feed the Brinegulls
F.) Go fishing
G.) Buy some pirate equipment
H.) Spend time with Lisa
I.) Spend time with Dogachu
J.) Party with the otters