Age of Destruction: Fire Emblem CYOA

B. Cause I want a Tigress. A White Tigress. I should really try to update UB. I miss Bryn.

Also, I have decided I'm shipping Alice and Rand. Also probably shipping Storm and Lily.

Hm... An impasse. I could go poke Bunny or Mystic. Or break out Anna, though I'd rather not leave a relatively important choice to fate.

There's always The Decidinator.

People who weren't in SoS have no idea what I'm talking about. People who were probably don't, either. Sometimes I ask one of my friends who loves FE but has 0 interest in joining a CYOA to make a choice during ties.

A female hawk spreads her wings violently, shoving the brush apart.  Two strips of thin, white cloth, worn with age, wrap over her shoulders and under her arms in an X-shaped pattern.  The immodest garment reveals much of her sizable breasts.  Her well-toned stomach and back are fully revealed, leaving her sun-soaked skin to glisten in the morning glow.  In contrast to her skimpy top, she wears a pair of thick, white trousers long enough that the toes of her sharp-heeled boots barely poke out.  Her short, light-brown hair is mussed from her journey, her brown eyes are narrowed in annoyance.

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New Recruit!

Allune

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Class: Hawk
HP: 12        Str: 10
Magic: 4      Skill: 8
Speed: 10    Def: 8
Res: 6         Luck: 8
Skills: Shriek, Slayer

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Allune steps into the clearing and starts picking twigs and branches from her feathers.  "Well, I'm glad to see you decided to at least wear a nightgown this time," she says in a surprisingly deep voice.  She dismissively tosses Alice's dress and sandals in her general direction.  "And I guess it's good you didn't get eaten by a monster.  Not that that wouldn't make my life easier."

"Good morning, Allune..." Alice mutters sleepily.  She rises and strips out of the nightgown to change - but she can't resist the urge to feel the cool, dew-covered grass against her bare skin.  She flops back into the grass, happily pressing into the damp field.

"Alice...!" Allune sighs in exasperation.  "An-n-n-nd now you're muddy and soaking wet.  Well, that's your problem."

"You should join me," Alice suggests.  She stretches her arms out invitingly, though she already knows the answer.

Disgust flashes across Allune's face.  "Roll around in the dirt?  Not a chance.  Now get up and get dressed, we're heading back.  You already missed your aunt leaving, and your mom's not happy."

Alice dries herself with the nightgown as best she can before pulling on the pale blue dress.  It sits just under her arms, a white ribbon tied in a pretty bow cinched across the top of her chest to hold it up.  The garment stops just above her knees.  A white sash around the waist looks decorative, but actually contains several well-hidden compartments and loops for carrying supplies - a present from her grandfather.  A vulnerary is already stashed inside.  Alice threads the straps of her sandals through her sash, preferring to remain barefoot.

"The spirits of the forest led me here for a reason..." Alice protests.

Allune sighs yet again.  "Of course they did.  I don't care.  Now it's time to head back, and we can do it the easy way or the hard... way..."  She trails off and cranes her head, listening intently.  She gives Alice a questioning glance and the young mage nods in agreement.  The early-morning cacophony of insects and animals has disappeared, casting an unnatural silence over the area.  The pair scan the area carefully.

"There!" Alice whispers, pointing between a pair of trees.  Alice prepares her tome.  Allune leaps into the air, hovering several feet above the ground, ready to fight.  A giant, floating eyeball - a mogall - appears from around a tree.  The pair are frozen in surprise until a red-and-purple wolf-like monstrosity - a mauthe doog - pounces out of a bush behind them.

"This is your fault," Allune reminds Alice.

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(A) Try to fight the monsters 1-on-1; Alice attacks the doog
(B) Try to fight the monsters 1-on-1; Alice attacks the mogall
(C) Try to get both monsters to focus on Alice
(D) Try to get both monsters to focus on Allune

D. Hawk Tank.

Also, Crow is writing kinky stuff. I approve.

...Just go with D. Allune has the Slayer ability and these are monsters.

B. tackling when it's already biting down on someone would probably make it worse.

EDIT: Still B.

Something tells me you haven't played many of the older FE games. Dog only wins because A: Crow made the Doogs much more powerful in this, or B: Anna seriously screwed us over. Doogs have very, very low Strength in FE, Allune has decent defense, and she has freaking Slayer for crying out loud. She should have one-shot the Doog. I think Crow's taking the "realistic" approach over the "Fire Emblem" approach.

... Which is ironic, considering realistically speaking, a giant hawk would make mincemeat of a tiny monster dog.

Anyway, I say C. That's more likely to make the doog let go, and Alice doesn't weigh enough for the momentum to take Allune's arm off or anything.

Also, Hawks are weak to Wind Magic, Emppy. And Alice has Tomefaire. And Allune is already wounded and in her human form- which has much lower stats. If Anna screws us over and we miss, Allune will die to a Wind spell. And if we just barely hit the doog, then it could very well decide to ignore us.

No, I say C is the best option.

Have you ever seen a dog kill the s*** out of a pigeon?

Dog wins.

Pigeons are like smaller hawks.

Dog wins.