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Post by HHDeception on Jan 3, 2017 18:41:21 GMT -6
Instead of the curtains opening, the lights in the auditorium shut off and a projector started up. The clickety-clack of a film roll could be heard as an apparently feature presentation started in a 3 *beep* 2 *beep* 1 *beep*.
"Ohmigosh this is so cool!" The voice of a girl in her late teens or early twenties. Whoever it was, she wasn't visible. On screen there was just a still image of a cluttered backlot warehouse room. Costume racks, boxes of props, dusty boudoir, an apothecary cabinet, and the like. The shot was off kilter, as if the camera was handheld.
"It's like hyperspace-age tech under pre-silicon era skin. Fascinating! Oh! Hm...yeah this place is a mess isn't it?"
The camera was suddenly jostled and the view lifted. The boxes and costume racks slowly drifted off the bottom of the screen as more of the ceiling came into view. The camera was being tossed into the air in slow-motion.
"Who'd have thought something like that was sitting in all this junk?"
Some other objects began drifting into view. It was almost like a scene in zero gravity, save for the moments where a mannequin head, rubber duck, or other miscellaneous item would vanish in a blur after drifting halfway across the frame.
"Ah, wait, bad angle."
The camera angle was knocked downward to effectively get an aerial view of the room. Boxes were upturned, cabinets were airborne, bikinis were hovering in space, chains drifted like clouds, open bottles of some odd blue glowing substance were tipping and captured in mid-spill, liquid contents looking more like rippling gelatin. It was like the room exploded from everywhere at once. In slow motion.
"Just ah...gotta find a place to put all this...yeah, that should do.
And then the objects started to vanish. It was like they were being edited out of the film. Sometimes a slight blur was noticeable but that could easily be mistaken for a film error. The room emptied out in a matter of seconds, and soon there was nothing left but a chair on the ground. And then Anna appeared in said chair. And then another girl appeared, looking like a real-life anime idol with long straight black hair and cat ears. She took a pose and held her fingers up in a V.
"My name is Anthea Corsiva." she said, "I'm fast. Ask me anything."
And then she vanished.
The curtains opened, and lining the stage floor to ceiling was a solid tetris wall of warehouse contents. The film fast-forwarded into real time as it landed tripod steady, fixed on Anna. A small "recording" icon appeared in the top right corner, and right beneath that, the words "Live Streaming".
"-gratulations, Anthea! You've been..." The hostess said, before looking around, confused. "Hey! Where'd she go? ...How'd I get here?"
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Post by empireoffire on Jan 19, 2017 16:43:43 GMT -6
Post in Mailbag.
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Post by HHDeception on Feb 28, 2017 2:40:35 GMT -6
Anna was dressed in Safari gear. She crept onto the stage, accompanied by two flying monkey comrades. They were similarly dressed in safari gear. One had an earpiece and was holding up a radar dish. The other was holding a large butterfly net. "Our prey doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight, boys" she projected in a hush tone to the crowd. "Maybe some mating calls will work." And then she pulled out the question cards. *Ahem* Q: What's your favourite hum-"Hair bows and hair dye" appeared etched into the stage wall, soon to be lit by a spotlight. -an fashion choice?Anna looked up. "Ahaa, I see tracks! Let's try another one!" Q: How fast-"I'm not fast. You're too slow."are you?Anna was about to continue with her satire of nature documentaries, but then a rush of air heralded Anthea's sudden appearance a few inches in front of the host. "Let me see those," she said while snatching the question cards out of Anna's hands. They ruffled wildly. "Got it. Hold on." And then the auditorium walls were vandalized like an asylum on finger-paint day.
"I tend not to take advantage of those who don't deserve it."
"I am unaffected by all human and draxian narcotics. I've tried."
"I control the rate at which my brain processes events around me so I can cope with the rest of the world."
"I have dated many humans, sometimes simultaneously."
"Vodka. I only consume alcohols."
"My patience is literally infinite."
"When Nova finishes."
"Life Day."
"Time is relative. My shock lasted as long as it had to."
"My body is no longer affected by infection."
"I can describe my organs with technical detail that humans would not understand. Put simply, beep boop I am a robot."
"When I woke up."
"I don't eat anymore."
"Depends on my mood."
"Nope."
"Skill outweighs everything."
"Always."The warpdrobe flashed. Anna looked down at her cards. "Well, that was a wash," said, throwing them into the air, "Never invite her back here again!" The studio lights dimmed with a *click* as she stormed off muttering. The Flying Monkey crew though grabbed the cards as part of the clean-up process, and decided to flash them before the camera in random order, in a sort of impromptu credits sequence (haha as if this show ever credited anyone hahaha). Why did you seem to recover from the shock of being transported to Oz so much faster than most people?
What sort of thing do you usually eat for breakfast?
Are there any manifastos you particularly enjoy?
You ever tried speed, man? (the drug)
When LOTUS reboot?
Do you like pulling fast ones on people or are you not much of a joker?
When did your powers first begin to manifast?
Do you ever feel like you're coming unfastened?
Have you ever been sick to the point of being bedfast?
What's your favorite food?
Can you say anything about your internal organs that a human would find unusual? Like, you having two hearts or something?
Would you say you're more lax or more fastidious?
Would you or have you ever dated a human?
Do you eat healthy, or do you snack on too much fast food?
Is it better to be skilled or steadfast?
Do normal people seem to be moving obnoxiously slow when you have to listen to them talk or are you only as fast as you want to be?
How many puns would be the fast straw?
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Post by Anna on Feb 28, 2017 18:38:35 GMT -6
Huh. Emmpy's still gone, and the mailbag's... open. I guess he won't mind if a sub handles starting the next vote? Probably better than letting it sit.
Current Nominations:
- empireoffire: Joshua/Pokemon, Irving
- HHDeception: Celeste/Joanna, Moran.
- Neo: Esdeath, Mason, Grievous, Aris/Leo, Kanis (who?)
- CDM: Marth the Horse, Franklin/Pierre/Ignius
- Mystic: Mystic
- Mr. X: Mario/Starlow, Charlie/Alyssa, Kammy/Kamek/Minions, Sophie/Anna, Dimentio, Fawful/Pokemon, Catie
VOTING BEGINS NOW!
And ends... um... Monday night.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2017 18:53:34 GMT -6
Ummm well err okay here goes nothing.
1.) Moran
2.) Pierre and the other 2 losers
3.) Mystic
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Post by HHDeception on Feb 28, 2017 20:29:50 GMT -6
1) Marth
2) Fawful
3) Pierre
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 28, 2017 21:24:37 GMT -6
Charlie
Mystic
Exsdeath
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Post by empireoffire on Mar 3, 2017 22:26:21 GMT -6
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Post by Anna on Mar 6, 2017 0:24:31 GMT -6
Emmpy, why no voting. It's a 5-way tie.
Also Mystic.
Also Neo.
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Post by empireoffire on Mar 6, 2017 0:31:49 GMT -6
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfine
1) Catie
2) Pierre
3) Marth
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Post by SummerCrow on Mar 6, 2017 0:38:39 GMT -6
Too late. Anna already sent the notification. I know that because of reasons.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 2:03:47 GMT -6
Well here goes nothing to all my fans this one goes out to you.
"Well now it took a while to get back here, but well looks like we are back and better then ever," Anna said stretching out in her chair.
One of the super monkies whispered to Anna that the clean up is complete from the last guest.
"Great so who is our next guest then," Anna said as she turned on her tablet. "Let's see been long enough so my next guest is ohhhhh,". "So its him and her this should certainly be very interesting," Anna said as she made her way to the Warpdrope.
Location: Oz Dimension
Aylassa and Charlie were taking a nice break after the battle with the flying monkies and the unusual encounter with Elia. Aylassa was laying in the sun right outside of the fancy glowing tree. Charlie was outside just running around happily narking chasing after the recently revived Poulterpup and some of the butterflies that were around.
"Hey Charlie sorry you had to stay at the castle," Aylassa said to Charlie. "But at least now we can finally kick up our feet and relax for now,". "Ahh I forgot how relaxing sun bathing could be, no criminals, no beast, no flying monkies,". "You know if it wasn't for the abominations, crazy talking turtle dragons, that floating ball of light?" Aylassa said as she sat up and saw a tiny ball of light.
Charlie who was in the middle of playing tag with a butterfly stopped as soon as he saw the light. "Bark Bark," Charlie said as he stopped to sniff the light. As soon as Charlie got closer to the ball of light he disappeared.
"Not again," Aylassa sighed as she saw the light come towards her. "At least let me...," Aylassa said before she disappeared into the light.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 2:37:02 GMT -6
Location: Mailbag Dimension
"Ladies, gentlemen, and varouis other species and races welcome to the long awaited return of the Oz Mailbag of Legends," Anna said as the crowd went crazy. A super monkey whispered to Anna that the mailbag wasn't on hold for that long. In fact there was recently a mail.... the super monkey was quickly escorted out of the building by other super monkies, and Manakies.
"Now then introducing our guest Charlie," Anna called out as a German Shepard appeared on stage. "Also the criminal turned royal guard herself, the queen of Ice, Els.... Aylassa," Anna said as a young lady who apperead to be in her late 20's appeared wearing a bikini top and a light blue skirt covering her lower half.
"Umm where are we?" Charlie the German Shepard said but sounded it sounded like Aylassa.
"Bark, Bark, whimper," Aylassa responded.
"Wait why am I over there?" Charlyssa asked. "Wait what are all these smells, and why does everything seems so black and white?" Charlyssa asked in a panic. Charlyssa looked down and noticed she had paws instead of hands. "Umm what's going on I think I need to," Charlyassa said as she plopped onto the floor.
Aylassie looked confused and let out a couple of woofs.
"Uh oh, well this is certainly quite a mix up," Anna said as she approached Charlyssa. "Charlie, Aylassa you two are our latest guest in Oz Mailbag of Legends," Anna said as she was dressed in what look like a ringleader outfit.
"Ann what did you I am going to so," Charlyassa said as it came out as a mix of yelling and growling.
"Arrr woof woof, bark," Aylssiea added.
"Ann, oh you mean my sister with that beautiful wife of hers," Anna said. "You must of met my younger sister, but nope as you can tell I am just Anna, your regular mill shop keeper and host," Ann said as a couple of Super Mobkies on giant balls came out and started juggling bananas.
"Yeah regular, so what is this mailbag," Charlyssa asked.
"Well if someone stops being a bad boy, I can explain,". Aylassie let out a couple of whimpers at the mention of being called a bad boy. "Not you sweetie your a good boy," Anna told Aylassie while she let out a couple of woofs in approval. Charlyassa just glared at Anna and his fur was starting to raise.
"Right well here in the mailbag, our fans those readers and viewers out there ask you question,". "The questions can be as serouis, silly, or personal as they want want to be,". "Yup nothing is off the table here folks,". "As soon as your done we return you back to the Oz Dimension and your memories of what happened are erased like none of this ever happened," Anna announced as she started twirling a baton that she just happen to have.
"So all we have to do is answer some questions and we can leave?" Charlyssa signed.
"Yup that's the gist of it,". "Just to show you how kind and generous I am I will even return you and Charlie back to your rightful bodies,". "Besides why keep you in your current state when it will be way more fun to play dress up when your in your right body,". Anna said with a mischievous grin.
"Umm dress up, why dont I like the sound of that," Charlyssa sighed.
"Oh you will see sweetie, you will see,". "Now then come my pretties," Anna said as an army of water nymphs appeared and surrounded Charlie and Aylassa. "Before we take them to the dressing rooms we have to take them to see the doctor,". "You see there was a glitch in the warpdrobe," Anna told the Water Nymphs who knew where to take Aylassa and Charlie.
The water nymphs disappeared with there two guest leaving a single spotlight to shine on Anna. "Ladies and Gentlemen the show has just begun," Anna said as the crowd went bananas. "Well now I need you to do your part you got two weeks to send in questions and custom suggestions,". "Until then I bid you adu," Anna said as she disappeared in a poof of smoke.
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Post by empireoffire on Mar 11, 2017 22:59:56 GMT -6
I'll be nominating Kyurem and his cohorts.
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Post by empireoffire on Mar 31, 2017 21:35:31 GMT -6
Post in Mailbag
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 23:37:57 GMT -6
Hey Emppy I will do the next episode and we can go ahead and nominate a new person
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 27, 2017 17:20:15 GMT -6
X.
Oh, right. You probably lost your questions, seeing as you deleted your account...
Emmpy, when are you moving to season 2?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 18:08:16 GMT -6
That and I wasn't really feeling ready for an Aylassa mailbag. I think I said Emppy could just skip ahead
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Post by empireoffire on Jul 27, 2017 19:25:56 GMT -6
I somehow have no memory of that.
How's the demand for Season 2?
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 31, 2017 7:47:52 GMT -6
You mean 2?
I mean... I didn't answer since I thought it was obvious based on the fact I brought it up. But no one else has said anything, so. That.
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