~ Oz: Mailbag of Legends - Season 1 Debut Discussion!!

Elia's gone through a lot of changes since Irving last saw her, and he isn't the brightest tool in the shed. The whole "alternate timeline" thing probably wouldn't even cross his mind. And Elia is wearing a battlesuit with a closed helmet.

And Catie isn't very astute. She'll definitely smell Vincent's scent on her, but it's very plausible she won't really think anything of it until after.

Btw, I don't have anything else in OZ that needs to be posted in the current day. We can move forward.

I posted Emppy not because I wanted to

Weekends almost here people nows a good chance for any Bowser Questions you wish to send. If you already sent some but wish to send more feel free to do so. If you haven't already sent questions you got til Tuesday morning (11 am EST more or less). Remember this is Bowser your asking questions to. I mean when will you ever get a chance to deep into the mind of one of the most iconic villains in history.

Never and you know who would be to blame Emppy? no one.

K

“So is he ready to go?” Anna asked.

“Almost, but umm this is the 5th outfit that we been through,” Gary (the outfitter) told Anna. “Those spikes have been a big problem not to mention that umm drink you had to make to calm him down,” Gary said. “The super Monkeys are barely able to lift him ever since you knocked him out,” Gary sighed.

“Well he was causing such a raucous back there something something not dressing like that, ehhh,” Anna said shrugging her shoulders. “Do what you have to if it means filing down and making those spikes not as spiky then do that,” Anna told Gary. “Not like he will ever remember this besides I got a special guest to introduce,” Anna said as she left.

“Well you heard the Anna,” Gary said as an army of stage hands descended upon Bowser.

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Welcome ladies, gentlemen, minions, and various other species,” Anna called out as the crowd broke out into a huge roar. “Today I would like to introduce some very special guest,” Anna said as the lights dimmed save for a single spotlight on the floor. All of a sudden smoke could be seen coming from the floor as the ground began to part and a set of drums and other various Instruments could be seen while the figures were still darkened. “Ladies and gentlemen put your hands, paws, and varouis other appendages together for the incredibly talented and incredibly cuddly, PICHU BAND,” Anna called out as the crowd broke into a huge roar. Some of the more bold audience members that tried to rush the band were automat tased by a couple of Boo Buddy security guards.

“Knew hiring a couple of his minions would work out,” Anna told herself. “Now now a mailbag of this nature requires a band that's even bigger, just remember no touching the Pichus no matter how cute they are,” Anna said as she went ahead and grabbed a Pichu of her own.

The Pichu Band struck a pose before they started playing the their first song.

PBM: 


Anna took a seat in a rather extravagant throne with a huge curtain by her side. “Well now folks it took a few tries but we were finally able to get Bowser into his first outfit,” Anna addressed the crowd. “Introducing King Bows….. Waite sorry about that I meant introducing Princess Beacher,” Anna said as she pulled the curtain and Bowser appeared to be in a giant Pink Birdcage. Bowser had a blonde wig super glued to his scalp, he had a pair of blue earrings, was wearing what appeared to be a very large pink frilly dress, and a cheap crown (think one of those Burger King Crowns) adore upon his head.

“Gwa what's the big idea, nobody but Bowser in the corner,” Princess Beacher said as he grabbed the cage. Upon touching the bars an intense jolt was sent through Bowser as a little bit of smoke could be seen coming off of him. “What's the big idea I never electrocuted Peach, and why am I in a Pink dress, inside a Pink Birdcage?” Bowser demanded as he just sat down and his Pink puffy dress became even more puffy.

“Well since you are in love with Peach so much we figured we give you the opportunity to dress and experience a bit of what it's like to be Peach,” Anna said tapping the cage.

“Mumble Mumble whatever as long as the minions don't see me like….,” Bowser sighed as he noticed a whole section of his minions just laughing and making kissy faces toward him. “Why you're going to get such a Gwaaaaaaa bzzt,” Bowser said as he again was jolted by the cage. Bowser stumbled to his feet as Anna brought out a thing of popcorn. “When I am done your all going to so here about this,” Bowser mumbled.

“Now on with the questions,” Anna said as a Manakey proceeded to hand her a stack of note cards.

What does Shroob taste like?
Horrible like someone took a Mushroom and dipped it in garbage.

Why do you always do things in your fights with Mario that bite you in the ass and lead to your eventual downfall?
Because I am stupid enough to trust my what you call those people that build stuff.

“Builders,” Anna said looking at him like you're serious

Yeah they assure me that nothing can go wrong by placing an Ax next to a wooden bridge or by putting a self destruct switch right next to the bridge I am standing on. I mean I tell him what if Mario somehow makes it past me but they seem so sure that Mario will never make it past. But does anyone ever listen to Bowser noooooo.

Just what are the Koopalings to you?
 At one time I managed to convince them they were kids but somebody had to go and tell them the truth. Stupid jerks well after an intense meeting and long conversation (Bowser cracks his fists) I managed to convince them that they were better off serving me. Now how to put it they are beneath me of course, and Bowser Jr, but they are above Kamek (worthless Jerk) and all the other minions.

Who is Bowser Jr.'s mother? Or was he born from a test tube/wish/mitosis?
Well never wanted to tell him but his mom is a random village maiden Koopa. Everyone in the audience just looks at him like they can't believe what they heard.

What a you lookin at.

Anna wanted to add something but well decided it would be better to just leave it alone for now

From what little you know about the other Outlanders, who do you consider the weakest link?
      Anyone not named Bowser or July. July's pimp hand is strong.


How much do you luv your son?
  Bowser actually huffed a bit and took some time to answer this question and in a rare moment of honesty told the crowd how he felt. Honestly, I could never tell him the truth because gotta toughen up his shell for when he becomes King eventually but I love the little scamp.

A collective dawwww fell over the crowd and some of the members even began to weep.

"Bro, do u even LIFT?! Fite me, 1 on 1!" - lanky man in a purple tank top sitting in seat D23.
While everybody was sharing a tender moment some lanky green stache imposter said this to Bowser. The spotlight focused on him and he even rose from his seat.

Oh you not even worth my time. I only deal with legitimate Mario characters not some green stache imposter.

The man tried to make his way to the stage but was stopped by a bunch of Boo Buddy security team members and escorted out of the area. A Waaaaaa could be heard echoing throughout the stadium.

Why do only red koopas turn around when walking to the edge of a cliff?
  Beats me you have to ask them.

Another Manakey comes out with more notecards.

Would you rather face angry June or playful Catie?
   Hmm the girl with the tail never again do I want to see Angry July. Bowser begins to curl up a bit at the mention of June.

Isn't mario's mustache just the dreamiest? Don't you just want to curl up in it?
   Honestly, even though he is my eternal rival the one thing about the guy I like is his stache. Maybe now that we are kinda of on the same team maybe he can share some tips on how I can get a Stache that sweet. As far as curling up in it, if it were bigger but it's not Bowser big.

If you had to kidnap one person between the other Outlanders and the Oz natives (in other words, no one from your world), who would be your first pick?
 Hmm Lana she seems like a nice Princess to have around.

If you got in a fight with Nobunaga, would you win and make him a permanent guest at one of your seven Koopa Hotels?
Would I win please Lord Jerk Mask should be thanking his lucky stars that I am on his side. His defeat would be sooooooooooo humiliating he would want to never take that mask off ever Gwahaha.  He already got a chance to witness my giant form. He would want to pick a Koopa and Pray if he saw what else i could up my shell.

As far as guest I got something better in mind he would be my employee and he would get the worst job ever imagined. Customer Service.

“Well now folks that's it for Part 1 stayed tune for Part 2,” Anna said as the curtains close

Part: 2a

How do you feel about covering yourself in giant cotton balls to imitate a sheep in order to make things up to Mystic?

I guess if it means she apologizes first.

What... are you?
A great and powerful king obviously.

Why are you?
Don't know why. Don't care either chump.

Do you like to chase squirrels in the park?
Hey nobody was suppose to know about that.

Do I need to call Julie?
Maybe even though who's Julie.

"I think they meant to say July," Anna told Bowser.

Bowser start to shale a bit at the mention of that cursed name.

What do you have to say about people who ship you with Mario?
What does that even mean?

"Well there are people who may think you and Mario would make a couple," Anna told Bowser. "Kinda of like Mario and Peach," Anna said.

Those people need to burn in the deepest lava pit ever.

Favorite Outlander?
Peach.... or Joshua

Least favorite Outlander?
Lord Mask face acting like he knows everythig.

Favorite Oz native?
Lana

Hot or not: Lana's outfit?
Hawt

If elected emperor of Mushroom Kingdom, what will be your top three priorities in terms of legislation?

Well here is what I would do:

Bowser pulls out a bunch of notecards of his own.
1) Everyone is to be treated eaqully. Goombas, Koopa, Toads, all would be eaqul under my rule. (If that's what it took to make Peachy happy)

2) Stricter border control that way not just any crazy bean people can come and try to take over my castle.

3) Better space program. Who knows when space Peach will try to invade and besides the more we know the easier it can be to take over the galaxy. Gwahahaha

What do you plan to do about inflation? The Mushroom Kingdom coin is absolutely worthless compared to the Beanbean kingdom coin!
Ask Kamak or Peach. Besides Peach, Mario, or most likely Green Stache is probably the reason why we are in this mess in the first place.

How can you possibly be so stupid?

What do you mean stupid.

Seriously, you're, like, almost too stupid to live?

I will show you whos to stupid to live.

Bowser punches the birdcage again only to receive an intense jolt throughout his body and Globins.

"This is fun," Anna said while munching on popcorn.

Who wins in an eating contest - you, Kirby, or Goku?

Hmmm tough one between me and Kirby. As much as I would like to say me I actually got to put the food somewhere. Kirby I don't even know if he has a stomach or just a black hole.


"Well folks we shall be back soon," Anna said. A trap door opened beneath Bowser as we was sent backstage.

"So is the star of the show ready?" Anna asked Bowser Jr.

"Yeah Ms. Anna everyone here has been so helpful, and kind," Bowser Jr. said as he was munching on a chicken leg. "Those water ladies have been taken really good care of me, and this is some of the best food ever," Bowser Jr. said as he ate another chicken leg. "How is dad doing is he okay?" Bowser Jr asked.

"Don't worry about him we have been taken really good care of him," Anna told Bowser Jr. as an army of Super Monkies was carrying Bario in the background. "Hey Jr. when you said by taking god care of you what do you mean?" Anna asked while having a cold glare towards the nymphs.

"Oh there was a ton of cuddling, holding, telling me how cute I was," Bowser Jr. said. "I didnt even have to kidnap them that was weird," Bowser Jr said.

"Ok then as long as they were behaving," Anna said. "Well its Showtime hope you are ready Bowser Jr," Anna said to Jr.

"Hahaha I was born ready," Jr. said.

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The curtain rises and the audience is waiting in anticpation for the guest of the hour. "Now now folks I know you had to put up with Bowser just to get here but finally it is time, put your hands and appendanges together, ladies, gentlement, Koopas, and varouis other creatures," Anna said as the band started tuning up. The Pichu Band was playing the theme of Bowser Jr.

PBM:


Bowser Jr came busting out of the back area in his clown car. The clown car was flying over the audience as the crowd was going crazy. Some of the audience memebers tried to reach the clown car only to have there hands nicked by the propelleer.

"Remember we are not responsible for any injuries, you all did sign the contract upon purchase," Anna called out.

Finally, Bowser Jr. hoped out of the car and with a backflip let out an: "Ahahaha," towards the crowd. Anna proceeded to scope up Bowser Jr. and sit down upon her throne. A crow comes swooping in and drops off a thing of notecards for Anna.

What is your opinion on Mystic?
I think shes kinda of Mytsical like all those wizard people dad talked about.

What's the best kind of toy?
The Mechakoopas

If you had a theme song, what would it be?
The one playing right now

Which Koopaling is the best Koopaling?
Larry or Lemmy there young like me

Are you related to the Koopalings?
Not really but they are kinda of like brothers and sisters

Who is your real mama?
Daddy said its some random koopa madien he met one night.

Is your father Corrin? He IS part dragon. If he S Ranked a turtle...
Nooo my dad is the greatest dad ever Bowser he lets me do what I want and he even brings me to work with him sometimes.

A collective dawww could be heard spread throughout the crowd.

Would you ever raise a cute/cool Pokemon?
Those weird minions Joshie has they seem pretty cool and much better then the minions I have at home.

Who's the best dressed in Oz?
Lana

You, Adeleine, and Paint Roller - who wins in a painting contest?
Me I think dont know who those other people are

Which of the Koopalings is your best bro? Least best bro?
Best most likely Lemmy (the one whos always on the ball). Least favorite Wendy she can be such a pain in the shell at times

What is your favorite function of the clown cars?
Besides Flying, well launching a canonball out of its mouth.

If you had unlimited supplies of one power-up, which would it be?
The star thingy that makes you all glowy and unhitable. Something like that would be awesome.

Is Roy your Boy?
Ehh hes okay

Who would you much rather have as an underling and partner in crime: Aris, or Leo?
Leo defenitly Leo he seems like the much more out of him and Aris. Aris just seems so blah blah rules, blah blah no fun.

What do you find most interesting about Oz so far?
Just the place Oz there is alot of neat and interesting things I don't have at home.

"There you have it folks lets hear it again for Bowser Jr," Anna said as the crowd started tossing roses, coins, bom-ombs and other stuff towrds him.

"Hey Anna what is this?" Bowser Jr asked holding an article of clothing.

"Umm thats not for you, maybe when your older someone can tell you what that is," Anna said cofiscating the piece of clothing.

"Okay Bowser Jr has to leave the stage for a bit but dont worry we will he will be right back," Anna said as the Water Nymphs started fighting amoungst themselves seeing who can bring back Jr. Anna just sighed as a Manakay went ahead and lead him back stage.

I could be a jerk and stick Yancy as a last-minute nomination, but I'll save that for next time.



VOTING BEGINS NOW!

I'll have to think about this one.