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Post by HHDeception on Sept 19, 2015 0:20:51 GMT -6
Welcome one, welcome all, to the first CYOA-Verse Awards! Palkia! Do an opening dance routine! No....ok, let's cut to the chase then!
The Award for Best Weapon or Power goes to: Power of the Author - Arceus, Team Nova RP
Runner-up: StarBurst - Team Nova RP Congratulations!
The Award for Best Fight Scene goes to: It's a tie! The Battle of Evergrande City - Team Nova RP
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Nobunaga vs. Mason - Oz: Crossroad of Legends Congratulations!
The Award for Best Moment goes to: It's a tie! Celeste meets the Nova Gods - Team Nova RP
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Jeckel's Crossover - Seasons of Sorrow Congratulations!
The Award for Best Story Arc goes to: Trail becomes the Emperor - The Unnecessary Balance
Runner-up: Baron's search for his father - The Realm of Austur Congratulations!
The Award for Best Writing Style goes to: HHDeception in Let Me Go Gravity
Runner-up: CDM6 in Waking Dream Congratulations!
The Award for Best Romantic Couple goes to: Joshua Vega and Yancy Amora - Team Nova RP
Runner-up: Arcturus Galatine and Pearl Jam - The Realm of Austur Congratulations!
The Award for Best Character Name goes to: Rocangus MacPhearsome - Fire Emblem: The Great Divide
Runner-up: John Doe - Team Nova RP Congratulations!
And now we get into the big awards: Best settings, characters, RP, and CYOA. Palkia! Do something entertaining! Am I going to win?I don't know that yet. Brah shut up, yes you do.But I'm pretending not to for suspense. Then I'm pretending not to be entertaining....ok.
The Award for Best Adapted Setting goes to: Vancouver - Let Me Go Gravity
Runner-up: The Pokemon World - Team Nova RP Congratulations!
The Award for Best Original Setting goes to: The Land of Oz - Oz: Crossroad of Legends
Runner-up: The Realm of Austur - The Realm of Austur Congratulations!
The Award for Best Adapted Character goes to: Bowser - The Mushroom Kingdom Chronicles: Anna the Goddess of Gold
Runner-up: Palkia - Team Nova RP Congratulations! ... Don't worry, I'm restraining him. YO, FAT DINO'S GOT IT COMING IN OZ SUCKA!I didn't say I was restraining him well.
The Award for Best Original Character goes to: June - Seasons of Sorrow
Runner-up: Queen Glinda - Oz: Crossroad of Legends Congratulations! PRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPR-What are you doing? The mandatory drum roll, since you locked Palkia in a metaphorical cat carrier.That sounds more like a hammer roll. ...BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR...
The Award for Best RP goes to: Team Nova RP Runner-up: Oz: Crossroad of Legends Congratulations!
And finally.... The Award for Best CYOA goes to: It's a tie! Let Me Go Gravity by HHDeception
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The Unnecessary Balance by Neo2.0 Congratulations!
Congratulations to the winners! Thank you all for participating, and your characters may now make their (totally voluntary) acceptance speeches. Or have an after party. Whatever. Arceus out.
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Post by empireoffire on Sept 19, 2015 1:02:23 GMT -6
Sexy!
Awww yiss, I won in the category I cared about most!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2015 8:01:24 GMT -6
Oh s*** I actually won an award and it's for King Awesome himself.
Well it would only be appropriate if Bowser made an acceptance speech.
Bowser in all his glory wearing his tuxedo (the same one he was wearing from the opening movie in Super Paper Mario) walks towards the sage while making a face towards Palkia. "Tough break chump," Bowser says to the doll in the cat carrier. Bowser is followed by his son Bowser Jr and his loyal minion Kammy. Bowser's minion were present with some of the Koopa Troopa in tears, the Goombas were cheering "your the best Bowser,", the Boo buddies were there wearing adorable Boo ties and they began spinning in a circle. Finally, even though he wasn't nominated Mario was there (mainly in support of Rosalina) but even he had to tip his hat at his rival winning best adapted character.
Bowser took the award from the Anna like host and pulled out some papers and glasses. "It's about dam time you all recognized my greatness, I would say I am honored but well I knew I was going to win so Gwa ha ha," Bowser said. "Whether it was incredible good looks, my awesome strength, or my impressive flames, that stupid doll and frankly none of you losers stood a chance," Bowser said while it looked like he was getting dirty looks. "Now now if we ever have another one of these awards then I be glad to stomp you again next time, but I guess I have to thank some people even if they aren't as important as me," Bowser said as he looked at his list.
"First I would like to thank my son, because well look how awesome he is," Bowser said as Jr took a bow. "Next I would thank my loyal minions over there, thank you for being the best punching bags out there and letting me do my thing," Bowser said as some of the minions were confused. "Also to my good friend Mario over there (as the spotlight flashed onto Mario) for once Bowser came out on top," Bowser said as Mario let out a laugh. "Hmm there's so many others to you the fans out there viewing from your devices, Peach, Evoglobins, Myself, etc. etc.," Bowser said as he began losing interest. "Anyways I can keep on talking and you could be basking in my greatness forever but well ,that loser X just wants to eat so he is cutting my time short I will have to have a talk with him about that, if I stand up here anymore I will have to start charging you don't get to bask in my greatness like this for free," Bowser said as he left the stage
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2015 8:53:59 GMT -6
^Just made my day reading that. Based Bowser.
When are the next awards? This has made me put down KH:DDD and get back to my CYOA's with vigor! I can feel the fire burning in my very souuuuuuuuuul!
Gonna hit the track and get back to planning things! Exodus, away!
Oh... And SoE, awaaaaaaaaaay!
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Post by Neo on Sept 19, 2015 9:45:37 GMT -6
How? Vincent and Elia don't even get an honorable mention for Best Couple? How? All Pearl and Arc did was have sex! That was literally their entire development! So how?! .... If you'll excuse me, I am going to go cry myself back to sleep. *Is seriously depressed*
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Post by Neo on Sept 19, 2015 9:49:33 GMT -6
I refuse to accept this. HD must have been bought out. Next Verse Awards, I will be hosting it myself. And no one can corrupt me or buy me out. In the meantime though, I am going to go rage and sob and murder someone.
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Sept 19, 2015 9:51:39 GMT -6
I didn't vote, so don't blame me.
If I did vote, it would have been for AvenicciXLorelei.
Or GrigoriXMcFeely whenever that's a thing.
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Post by Neo on Sept 19, 2015 9:59:42 GMT -6
But I need someone to blame for this travesty!
Smexy, if I find out you voted for Pearl and Arc, you and I are going to have a nice little sit down. Obviously, all of the Nova people voted for Yancy- Except GX right? Please tell me you voted for the real best couple, otherwise I really am going to cry- and since there are more Nova people than not, Nova was going to win most categories. I knew that beforehand. It was innevitable. But who would vote for Pearl and Arc over couples like Vincent and Elia, Kanis and Trail, and even June and Paen!!! I don't get it!!!!
*Sobs*
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Sept 19, 2015 10:03:41 GMT -6
*sees Neo has surpassed me in number of posts*
Huh.
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Post by SummerCrow on Sept 19, 2015 10:07:29 GMT -6
Oh. "Even" June and Paen. I see how it is.
(Doesn't even remember whi he voted for.)
I'll do an acceptance speech tonight. I'm also going to do a small scene back in SoS. For fun.
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Post by Neo on Sept 19, 2015 10:11:21 GMT -6
.... I'll have you know, this has completely ruined my day. I'm going to bury my head in Skyrim and anime. Maybe go out to the park or mall. Something. But I'm not posting in anything today. Not in the mood to write.
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Sept 19, 2015 10:12:26 GMT -6
What about D-D-D-D-D-Dueling!?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2015 10:15:25 GMT -6
Hey now, look at the bright side, Neo. UB won a category with Trail becoming emperor. Better than nothing. Keep in mind some of us didn't win anything at all. Also, your other characters got elected for something, I believe.
Cheer up, man.
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Post by empireoffire on Sept 19, 2015 10:23:21 GMT -6
Obviously, all of the Nova people voted for Yancy- Except GX right? Please tell me you voted for the real best couple, otherwise I really am going to cry But Joshua and Yancy ARE the best couple!Remember, two votes per category, so she coulda voted for both.
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Sept 19, 2015 10:26:26 GMT -6
I do agree that Yancy and Joshua are the best developed couple.
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Post by Neo on Sept 19, 2015 10:31:12 GMT -6
Two votes. Two. Per person. And I bet the only people who voted for Vincent and Elia are me and GX. Even though, at the very least, they should be tied for best couple. And yet they aren't even mentioned. Because freaking Smexy Austur time. Let's face it, the only reason anyone voted for Pearl and Arc is because of those damn 30 pages. SM, you have absolutely no idea how angry I am at you right now.
And honestly, I think this whole thing is too imbalanced. I'm going to be radically changing the process next year.
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Post by SummerCrow on Sept 19, 2015 10:32:04 GMT -6
He also co-won best CYOA, and that's nothing to sneeze at.
Neo, you've got so many other categories you can still win in the not-as-prestigious awards! Though I don't think you actually have anyone/thing nominated... which you can easily fix. And if you don't, I will, to a lesser degree.
Also GX and Glurk aren't nominated in the "Best Romance Between a Jackson and a Georgia" category, nor is Toadett in... het category. I will not be the one to rectify these things.
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Post by Neo on Sept 19, 2015 10:35:54 GMT -6
I do agree that Yancy and Joshua are the best developed couple. Because they've had literal years and multiple RP topics to be developed. But that doesn't make them automatically better than every couple under the Sun. If I ran a poll and asked people why Yancy and Joshua are a better couple than, say, Vincent and Elia, how many people do you think would actually be able to give me a real answer?
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Sept 19, 2015 10:39:41 GMT -6
More like four months since Nova has made little progress since 2013
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Post by SummerCrow on Sept 19, 2015 10:42:06 GMT -6
Neo. First. Remember that "best" is a very wise-reaching word. Which does not strictly mean best-written, best-developed, etc., and can be interpreted in many different ways, including most humorous, most interesting concept, and the like.
Second. Literally no one else is complaining. At all. About anything.
And third, don't be rude and tell HHD that his methods are flawed and that you'll be taking control and making big changes next year.
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