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Post by Spitzfamine on Mar 12, 2015 3:37:52 GMT -6
(YO HOE AHOY AND AVAST, BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS!) Mikayel lurches from his bed. "What the seven seas was that marlarcky?!" He asks himself in the mirror.  "About time yer up, scalawag!" says one of the other pirates, a woman named Bludera. "Yer lookin like you done seen a kraken!" "HA! You know I could take that kraken with a toothpick!" Mikayel says with a small grin. "Now come on up, we gotta prepare fer gettin that treasure!" "HA HA, I was about to tell you the same thing! Race ya!" So saying, the two bolt out of their cabins and race, Mikayel losing. "Gwah, I ain't fast enough yet!" "What hope do you have against the blue tide, lad?" "I'm a year older than you..." "Maybe physically!" "Y'ALL GOT TIME TO WORK, YAS GOT TIME TO CLEAN!" The captain bellows, slamming his door open. "WE AIN'T GUNNA BE THERE FER A COUPLE OF HOURS, SO UNTIL THEN, WORK!" "AYE AYE SIR!" The pirate crew respond, fervently getting to work. What should Mikayel do? A. Swab the deck. B. Fix the sails. C. Be on the lookout for land. D. Make sure the cook is cooking. JK. DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! |
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Post by SwordMasterEX on Mar 12, 2015 10:55:27 GMT -6
JK, ANARCHY FOR LIFE!
Nah, but really C.
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Post by SummerCrow on Mar 12, 2015 11:51:41 GMT -6
Avast, mateys, A! What pirate ship can function without a poop deck clean enough for a lordling's supper?
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Post by SummerCrow on Mar 18, 2015 13:20:07 GMT -6
Avast, mateys, A! What pirate ship can function without a poop deck clean enough for a lordling's supper? Well, this tie's gone on long enough, I'll switch to C. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 21:05:46 GMT -6
A swab the deck w/ fury
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Post by SummerCrow on Mar 18, 2015 22:53:08 GMT -6
WELL THEN I'LL GO BACK TO A, THEN. Jeez. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2015 14:53:34 GMT -6
WELL THEN I'LL GO BACK TO A, THEN. Jeez. Arrr me mayte. We should sing a nice sea janty while swabbing the decks |
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Post by Spitzfamine on Jul 12, 2015 15:45:16 GMT -6
Mikayel grabs a mop. "WHAT DO YE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?" He yells.
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?" Bludera joins in. Eventually, the whole crew is singing jauntily, the ship spick and span.
Hours later, the captain bellows out his orders. "ALRIGHT, SEASCALES! We're Right where the treasure is! Now, who wants to dive to get our treasure?"
Who does Mikayel volunteer?
A. Himself.
B. Bludera.
C. Both of them.
D. Nobody.
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 12, 2015 17:13:53 GMT -6
A, obv.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2015 19:19:16 GMT -6
A
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Post by Neo on Jul 12, 2015 20:22:35 GMT -6
SPITZ!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T ABANDON ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!
*Weeps manly tears of joy*
Oh, uh... A.
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Post by Spitzfamine on Jul 13, 2015 0:49:32 GMT -6
Mikayel laughs the hearty laugh. "GWAH HA HA HA! I reckon I can get that treasure up easy-peasy, Cap'n!" Fortunately for Mikayel, everyone else agrees with him.
"I'm mighty pleased with yas, Mikayel. Now, you get me that treasure!" The captain says, shoving some diving equipment into Mikayel's arms. "There's some fer you oe'er thar! Now chop chop!"
Naught but a few minutes later, he was deep in the ocean. Luckily, he wasn't under too long. It was nothing but a simple pull and a combination of kicking and swimming before he was on the deck, treasure chest in hand.
"GODS IN THE SEA, that was quick! Now move o'er!" The captain says, opening the treasure.
Inside is...
A. 100 Large Bullions, 50 medium Bullions, and 25 Small Bullions.
B. 20 Stat-uppers of each kind.
C. A combination of both A and B.
D. A LOT of Brave weapons.
E. Pirate clothing from the beginning of time.
F. A, but with a shining Medallion.
G. A boatload of Master and Second seals.
H. A combination of Everything above.
I. Nothing.
JK Option: TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOOOVIE!
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Post by Neo on Jul 13, 2015 1:21:47 GMT -6
H! Cause we just hit the fracking mother of all loot piles! But with all that loot, how the heck are you going to balance- Oh right. I forgot. This is GT, where balance is even less of an issue than in UB.  Speaking of UB, you should go catch up, Spitzy. |
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 13, 2015 7:45:05 GMT -6
H is fine, but we gotta get that E.
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Post by Spitzfamine on Jul 13, 2015 23:49:09 GMT -6
The captain opens the treasure chest. "WELL BLOW ME DOWN AND CALL ME SALLY! LOOK AT THIS LOOT!" The captain dances, his peg leg clacking against the ship.
"It's very nice, isn't it...Captain Pegclaw." says a fellow pirate, walking up to him.
"It is indeed, Geldrad! It SURE is!"
"Good. I want it. All of it." Geldrad says, pulling out a saber and pointing it at the Captain.
"W-what be the meaning of this?! De ya know what yer sayin?!"
"I'm afraid I do, Captain. I need this for my own personal reasons. All of it!"
"Ya think ya can intimidate me with that petty little sword?" The captain asks, laughing.
"I had hoped it would work." Geldrad admits, sheathing it. "But, if it really won't... Well, I have other means." He whistles and nine pirates walk over to him, slapping a captain's hat on him.
"T-this is mutiny!" Pegclaw roars.
"Not exactly. That implies that they're your crew. They never were to begin with. Matter of fact, they aren't even human."
Before the pirates' very eyes the other pirates began to change. Red, blue, Yellow... Even a few green ones! "W-what be these things?" Captain Pegclaw yells, backing into a corner.
"I like to call them Abominations, but they have other names." Geldrad waves a hand dismissively. "Now... give me the treasure, OR FIGHT!"
"YA WON'T BE TAKING WHAT BE MINE, YA CRAVEN CUR!"
+++FIGHT, YA SCALAWAGS!+++
Abominationsx9- 2 Reds (Tank), 2 Yellows (Mage), 2 greens (Regular), 3 Blue(Fast). Geldrad-Captain
vs.
SeaScale Pirates! Mikayel-Pirate, Bludera-Pirate, Pegclaw-Captain, Piratex3, Magex2
What does Pegclaw order?
A. Fend fer yerselves!
B. Make sure I don't get another hook!
C. Get that one, then keep going!
D. Let me Take on that Traitorous CUR!
E. MIKAYEL, Bludera, Kill that SWINE!
F-Custom Strategy.
JK. Get the rum and challenge Geldrad to a Drinking contest.
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 13, 2015 23:56:20 GMT -6
Sea C be the most efficacious, matey!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 7:59:54 GMT -6
Sea C be the most efficacious, matey! |
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Post by Spitzfamine on Jul 14, 2015 23:43:25 GMT -6
"Just keelhaul the lot o'em! Go frem obe o'em to tha next!" Pegclaw roars, launching himself into the fray.
What followed was senseless destruction, as the fiends proved strong enough to be more than a fight. Seascale after Seascale fell, taking down the things with them.
Eventually, it was left up to Pegclaw, Mikayel, and Bludera against the renegade pirate and two Reds.
"Yar, ye be swine o the swine!" The captain says. His foe's response is to chuckle.
"Hmhmhmhmhm.... All that matters... is that I prove I'm better. Now... EN GUARD!"
A.Pegclaw and Geraldo fight, Lackies against lackies.
B. Mikayel and Bludera fight Geraldo.
C. Screw this! Time fer a drinkibg contest!
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 14, 2015 23:54:01 GMT -6
Aye, A! As it should be!
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Post by Spitzfamine on Jul 21, 2015 22:49:54 GMT -6
Pegclaw and his foe spring into action, blade clashing against blade.
Mikayel and Bludera go to keep the miniins from interrupting.
Unfortunatly, Pegclaw takes a mortal blow. With his last breath, he tells Mikayel to take something and row on the lifeboat.
Geraldo laughs, glad that his mutiny was successful.
As Mikayel grabs something and runs, rowing as far as he could, a voice booms. "GIVE... US... GODS!" A silence falls, before the ship catches ablaze.
Mikayel passes out from exhaustion.
What did Mikayel grab?
1.A master seal
2.A second seal
3.A grand bullion.
4.A brave Axe.
5.A pirate hat.
6.A Strength Drop.
Prologue: Sailor's Way Complete!
/Analysis\
Not much to say, We did great! The real challenge this chapter was due to DotA, or Dissappearence of the Author.
/End Analysis\
Now it is another's time to shine. But who?
A. I'm Caro Tekinen, a male Myrmidon from the country of Verlon, on the continent of Therdon.
B. I'm Ariana Firlo, a female Mage from the country of Ardian, on the continent of Therdon.
C. I'm Soujoro Muerchardo, a male Cavalier from the country of Berniol, on the continent of Belendra.
D. I'm Sierra Delnos, a female Wyvern Knight from the country of Geridol, on the continent of Belendra.
E. I'm Vergel Merzarick, a Mercenary currently on a ship.
F. I'm Kaze Rainex, a Soldier in the country of Anadal, located on the continent of Belendra.
G. I... don't know who I am! And I'm in a field with a portable mirror located in the middle of nowhere!
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