Realm of Austur Mailbag: Season 1 Debut!!!

Do you accept this curse Fennekin?

1.) Shalla
2.) Pearl if Smex actually stops deadlocking Arstur

I accept all curses. Wait, does this mean I would bring in just Shalla, or the entire crew? And that's IF I won this vote, which I still have to vote for. Whatever.

1. Rhea
2. Dead general

Gotcha. Thanks EoF.

Guys, you can start sending question now.

Hey Fennie, when's the deadline?

k

Cheese?

The Realm of Austur, Jorkun Mountains...

Birds scattered in all directions at the dragon's roar, echoing down the mountainside. The majestic creature's silver scales glistened and sparkled in the hot afternoon Sun, as she peered down at the rugged landscape spread out below. Slowly, her folded wings extended to their full length, catching the rays of the Sun behind her, and casting a giant shadow over the mountain peak where she was perched. She held her head high, proudly, and flapped her mighty wings, just once. A great gust of wind materialized from the sheer force of the dragon's wingbeat, and the dragon suddenly took flight. Gale force winds poured down from the mountain top, as the dragon raced towards the forests below.

She pulled up as she neared the treetops, hovering just above the treeline, wind swirling around her with such force that the trees nearest to her bent backwards slightly. Then, the winds gradually stopped, and her wings slowed, as she descended to the forest floor... Only to come face to face with an angry grizzly bear that had been disturbed by her windstorm. The bear roared at her, unafraid.

"Rawr!!!"

And she roared back.

"RAWR!!!!!!!

The grizzly bear whimpered and fled.

"Damn bears," the dragon growled, transforming into the form of a beautiful young woman seemingly barely older than twenty. "I hate bears."

Her good mood now soiled, Silver stalked through the well hidden forest, her feet pounding angrily on the poor, blameless ground. But when she came to a clearing, and the beautiful crystal clear waters of the hidden Lake Inata, she couldn't help but smile. This was her place. Hers alone. No one else knew about it. Not even her father.

She quickly undressed and left her clothes on the shore, along with her towel, and slipped into the cool water. The water was perfect. She bathed first, then swam to her little dragon heart's content, and then spent several long wonderful minutes beneath the small waterfall.

Dad was right. I should have been born a Water Dragon.

She lost track of time, and all too soon, the Sun began to set and the temperature began to plummet. Reluctantly, she left her blissful sanctuary and waded ashore, grabbing her towel from the ground as she did so. She gave it a brief shake, then ran the towel through her hair, and wrapped it around her waist. She bent over and reached down to retrieve her clothes, and-

FLASH!

"Welcome ladies, gents, monkeys, and other, to yet another installment of- Oh."

Silver froze at the sound of an unfamiliar female voice. Her brain registered two things, other than the voice, immediately. One, her surroundings had changed- the gravelly shore of the lake had been suddenly replaced with what appeared to be some kind of painted wood. And the smell of the air told her she was now indoors. Two, her clothes had vanished, and she was still currently bending over, wearing nothing but a towel around her waist.

Whoops and cheers rose up behind her, and in a moment of utter horror, she realized she must be on a stage. Surrounded by people. While she was almost completely naked. Heat stung her cheeks as she quickly stood up and collected herself, arranging the towel to cover as much of her body as possible. Embarrassed and furious, she turned around to face her kidnappers, and-

"Welcome!" The cheery redhead boomed from her throne-like chair at the bottom of the stage. She was grinning madly. "It's so wonderful to finally meet you Lady Silver, I've heard so much about you!"

"Yeah, it's definitely good to finally see you!" Some random dude in row three shouted.

"All of you!" Another random dude added. Deafening silence answered the dude's really bad joke. Chirp, chirp went the crickets.

"W-Where am I?! Where have you taken me?!" Silver demanded hotly, flustered, as she backed herself up against the curtain behind her.

"Oh relax!" The readhead shouted, the obvious excitement in her voice and tone highly contradicting her words. "Welcome to the set of the Realm of Austur Mailbag, the current most watched show on cable television!"

To emphasize her point, she points to several strange black objects with some sort of mirror attached, set over the stage and behind the audience, all placed at different angles and... Pointing at her.

"Say hi to your fans, Silver! You're Austur's favorite dragon!"

She blinks. "Hi," she says lamely.

"I love you, Silver!"

"Will you marry me?"

"What, no- she's mine!"

"No, she's mine!"

"Mine, I say!"

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!"

"That doesn't even make any sense!"

"Your mom doesn't make any sense!"

"Why you- that does it! Ka... Meh... Ha..."

The two men are promptly escorted out by giant flying monkeys with golden fur and round wooden stick things with the words "GO METS!" painted on them in big blue letters.

Meanwhile, Silver blinks, too stunned to think, while the beautiful, voluptuous redhead clears her throat. Loudly.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway... All you have to do is answer a few questions and maybe pose a few times to make our viewers happy, and then poof! We'll drop you back right where we left you, right on time! Oh, and pleasepleasepleaseplease please don't transform into a dragon on stage. The stage isn't big enough for that! But that's all there is too it! Don't worry, we'll treat you very well. Just a heads up though. A few of our Super Monkeys have dragon fet-... Er, obsessions, and they can be a bit overzealous at times. So don't do anything to provoke them, 'Kay? Kay! Let's get this party S-T-A-R-T-E-D!!!!"

Another loud round of cheers erupted from the audience. Silver gulped and bit her lip. "Can I... Can I at least have some clothes?" She whispered meekly.

Anna cocked her head and flicked her ear. "Can't hear you darling, you need to speak up!"

"I SAID, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE SOME CLOTHES!!!!!!"

Anna blinked for a moment, then gave a wicked grin. "... Why, of course. And I know the perfect thing."

Mm. Question for you, EoF before I go to bed: After Silver's entire mailbag is done, is it possible to start Shalla's or have I completely forfeited that right entirely. Either option is fine, but I am curious.