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Post by SwordMasterEX on Aug 3, 2016 18:42:03 GMT -6
Yay. Start the vote at your leisure emporer.
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 3, 2016 18:44:58 GMT -6
No time like the present. Current Nominations:
SMEXy-chan: Alucard, Pearl Jam, Natasha the lance, Beat-up Alley Thugs, Mystery Cloak, Nameless Living Dead Girl, Rhea, Malicious Butterfly, Tafl, Jet, Wha-Wha, Mister Bakery Man the guy who owned that one Inn., Nivian, Zappa the Guardian, Head Maid, Random Cleatian Commander, Guards who said halt, Cream, Brown Haired Nymph with two Gladii, Three Blonde Nymphs gossiping, Blue Haired Nymph painting a portrait, Zepparella, Drunken Brunette Nymph, Janie, Shirley, Madison, Psuedohuman Females wheeling in platters of sweets, Sunshine, Layla, Love, Dredd the Copycat, Jethro the Mocking Bird, Pimp's Dead Guard, Mist, Addar the Warrior of Ice, Page, Diama, Alice, Plant, Gil, Waters, Slash, Mercury, Poison, Ivy, Sting, Jasmine, Warrant, Dr.Carlyle, Frankenstrat, Angelina, Dead General, Naoki, Dead Sentinel, Ishi, Bebop, Bella, Dead Colossal Knight, Shinedown, Demarius, Helel, Snow, Van Halen, Fray, The Proctor John Carlyle the 2nd, Little Nivian 1. Pearl Jam 2. Alucard I should really update the OP. |
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 3, 2016 19:05:56 GMT -6
Also, the voting deadline will be... Saturday
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Post by SummerCrow on Aug 3, 2016 22:51:01 GMT -6
My vote is yes.
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Post by SwordMasterEX on Aug 6, 2016 6:40:57 GMT -6
An official apology chirp from the Anna Sorority Zaibatsu told long time mailbag fans to tune in to MAN, Multiversal Anna Network, 2 for the scheduled season finally of the Austur mailbag (Still on pay per view) while MAN 1 dealt with mechanical and technical issues. The following is what viewers tuned in to.
"Welcome back folks to the most intimate spectacle known to fans: the, a drum roll please, Realm of Austur mailbag! Your faithful host Anna is here to bring one last spotlight look on our colorful cast of heroes and villains! Unfortunately my lovely sister experienced a few hiccups with our old temporal teleporter, but that just means you guys are the lucky first to witness our brand new one!"
The golden super monkeys descended with a futuristic looking Shinto gate. They placed it on the main stage behind Anna and handed her a dial. Fly away they were cued with the task complete.
"Now you folks at home get to witness first hand exactly when we pluck the people from. Our guest tonight is the loveable airhead, Pearl Jam! What do you say we get started?" A loud cheer gave her the go ahead to click the dial. The gate kicked to life with a light show of lighting and portals until footage settled on Jam cradling her new baby with her husband. "Aww. We wouldn't want to interrupt such a tender moment. Should we go backwards or forward?" Forward, the crowed called. Anna complied moving the dial right. The scene swirled into oblivion resetting on Pearl reaching for something just out of frame. "Ooh, this one is just a bit too important. Let's try dialing a bit back." This time she turned the dial left; the gate focused on Jam in some kind of barely translucent nightwear with Arcturus in bed. "A saucy night in with the hubby? You know what they say, there's no time like the present!" Anna released the dial making the portal collapse. In its place stood Pearl Jam leaning in to kiss. She ended up planting one right on Anna's cheeck before looking up to realize she wasn't in bed anymore.
"Hello! Umm, do you guys know where I am?"
"You're on the most popular talk show after Talking After, The Mailbag! But all you have to know is if you answer some questions we'll send you right back to bed with Arcty pie!" Jam perked up striking a cheer pose.
"Yay! I love games! Are they fun questions?" Anna smiled deviously. This was just too easy.
"You can bet your mom's buns they're fun questions! We'll let your sisters take you to wardrobe and in the meantime you folks at home send in your queries by calling, emailing or on social media. We'll be right back with the real thing!"
Backstage
"Sisters, what are you doing here?"
"We just got offered the dance gig of a lifetime and couldn't pass it up. We'll talk all about it while you get dolled up cuteness. But first tell us when you met prince charming..."
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Post by SwordMasterEX on Aug 6, 2016 6:55:22 GMT -6
Backstage Security Clearance Level 44
An Anna and a Producer were observing a globe of holographic charts moving up and down. The producer looked worried, clearly marked by a furrowed brow and sweaty palms. Anna seemed rather happy when juxtaposed.
"Do you think we can keep going at this rate? The network will cut our budget in half if we keep pulling second to basic intergalactic cable."
"Of course we can. That little smooch just shot us up two points. I'm more concerned about the contingency in case we don't get enough real questions. Have your prep boy draft some real quick before the music numbers are over." Anna looked at her partner impatiently. "This is happening live you know. He doesn't have until next Friday 8/12 to get it done!"
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Post by SwordMasterEX on Jun 28, 2017 9:28:13 GMT -6
Dancing and music entertained the audience while they waited for the show proper to start. Both acts tried to evoke a magical, fantastical mood meant to pull them into the guest's world. It was successful enough for Jam's reveal in a cute and modern princess outfit to be met with smiles and not cartoon animal noises. With the curtain fully drawn back, set properly lit, and cameras readjusted, the intermitting acts faded into the background. The spotlight blinked on to Anna. Her dress, while similar to Jam's, had a more provocative appeal and muted colors. Pearl sat excitedly.
"Aaaand we are back folks~! Let's get to know our special nymph a little more intimately shall we?" Without skipping a beat she asked the first question to pop up on her screen.
"This is an easy one. What kind of music do you like to dance to?" Jam perked up.
"I love anything with a strong drum beat! The rythmic pounding just resonates with me."
"Oh there is so many places to go from that answer." Anna smiled deviously. "Let's hold off on that for now. How do you feel about being named after a music band?" Pearl was confused.
"I don't think my sisters named me after a band. They told me when I was very young, every time I saw a pearl I would bring it to Cream and ask her to make it into tasty jam, so that nickname stuck as my name." She added, "If there's a band with that name I hope they make good music."
"Speaking of those lovely sisters we love to have around, can you rank your favorite to least favorite?" Anna receives info. "OK maybe just top 10." Jam hesitates. Anna goes to rub her shoulders. "Relax, there's no hurt feelings here. Just name the first ten that come to mind."
"Ok, there's Rhea and Jet and Bebop and Cream and Slash, also Layla and Sunshine and Page and Wha-Wha aaand Mist. That's 10!"
"See it was easy~, but with a family as big as yours I have to ask: Do you know anyone besides your sisters and other family members?" Jam smiles.
"Yes! I have these three mermaid pals I love to swim with, and there's a fairy with funny stories and this wolf girl I met recently that's tons of fun. I've met lots of people."
"Fair enough living as long as you have. So you have a daughter now, any more kids in the future?" Jam smiles contently.
"I told Arcty I wanted at least six, but now that he's a vampire we might only have the one. It's fine since she's the best daughter I could want." Anna nods.
"Not worried about the Lil cutie I see. What about being a mom? Do you have any insecurities or fears?" Jam thinks.
"Hmm, I don't want to be pushy or mean. And I don't want anything bad like sickness happening to her."
"Anything more specific than nothing bad? Maybe describe what kind of future you wish your child to have?" Jam thinks harder.
"I hope she loves to travel. We can see the world as a family, with dancing and magik. It would be so fun watching her grow and make her own stories to share with us."
"What a nice goal. Staying focused on the family you are building away from your sisters, was it love at first sight with your secret prince?"
"Not at all." Pearl declares. " I thought he was going to die when I met him, but I'm glad he didn't." With a slight blush, "And I'm glad he wanted to wait, so I didn't have to follow orders."
"That brings up your strangest relationship of all. Why did you work for Alucard?" Pearl takes a deep breath.
"He just seemed so lonely whenever I went to visit Rhea over at that castle. I didn't really understand the situation at the time, so I offered to be his helper and all my sisters intervened. It made a strange role play were we became maids pretty much. I might regret it if that wasn't how I met my love."
"Love is a powerful thing. How would you describe being in love? What do you love the most about Arc? What's your least favorite thing about him?" Pearl is happy thinking of the first two.
"Being in love is like, being constantly comforted by the best blanket in the world and my Arcty is really good at being comfy." Jam then pouts a little angrily, "But he doesn't listen very well, which gets really annoying when I just want to vent and he starts preaching advice." Anna seems to like that answer.
"Trust me honey, we have all been there. So how does it get romantic after that, he take you on dates?"
"We usually go out only after he finishes a big project, but it's so nice getting that alone time. If one of us is mad normally we just try to talk more until we aren't mad."
"That can't be all that is going on if he is a bad listener. Is he good enough in bed to make it up?" Jam smiles innocently.
"He's the best! If it's as a pillow or for cuddles or just to stroke my hair until I sleep. So comfy." Anna smiles deviously.
"I was referring to the," she clears her throat for emphasis, "ryhtmic pounding." Pearl blushes intensely.
"... Yes. I've only ever had him, but he's perfect for me... even if it took some time to get used to it after his transformation."
"Well that does it for the first half of this interview." Anna turns to the audience, "Stick around for the lightning round folks. We still have more of your questions to burn through~!"
Backstage, Pearl and Anna change into new costumes. Jam nervously ask, "That was the only question about, you know, what me and my husband do?"
"Of course dear." Anna delivers with convincing sincerity. "The producers always add one of those for the crowd.
Relax and you'll breeze through the rest of this in no time."
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