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Post by empireoffire on Aug 23, 2014 19:22:44 GMT -6
I make long posts from my phone all the time. /Stopmakingexcusesandgettowork B-but if SMEXy can't make the phone defense then what do I have to fall back on...? Soul Hackers Yes, I remember that. |
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Post by The Big Cheese on Aug 23, 2014 19:25:16 GMT -6
B-but if SMEXy can't make the phone defense then what do I have to fall back on...? Soul Hackers Yes, I remember that. Actually, I'm on a Dragon Quest kick right now. I waifu'd Bianca and made it to Act III, now I'm restarting DQIX and doing quests from Alltrades so I can alchemise some better gear. |
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Post by yellowclover on Aug 23, 2014 19:25:57 GMT -6
Every post I've ever made has been from my three year old phone.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 19:31:45 GMT -6
Also Empire of Fire you could read the entire RP or just check out my wonderful and all telling cliff notes. Golurk is the grandson of somebody important. GX was kidnapped from her adoptive home for some reason or another. Smexy's character Pearl and Artucus get married with Smexy results. Swords also happens to write for an OP character that it seems like everyone and there mother wants to fight. Serlen is somebody who is from a cyoa of Kings but not exactly and may be totally different. Baron is a half vampire who travels around for adventure, intrigue, and now that he's engaged Smex????? Sam is a smart ass cat familiar who is extremely sarcastic, and is a bit of a spoiler starter. Catie is an extremely naive and free flowing spirit (basically she has no problem doing some of the most craziest and off the wall spoiler like get drunk in public and sing fly eagles fly). She's also slightly coo-coo for coco puffs. Neo makes some claim about being all powerful and can destroy any one he wants no problem. Whether that's bluster or truth will be revealed w/ Smexy results. Serlen claims him and Shalla claim to hate one another but actually kinda of have feelings for one another. Some scenes involving Smexy btw different characters were involved can't tell you who though. Ike.....Serlen wants to form a mercanary group for reason I am unsure. Cheeses character comes and goeses as he please but right now being held down by tail w/ Smexy results. Some people posted once and just disappeared off the face of the Earth most likely in Mario's Galaxy. Yellows character built an air ship but unfortunately is stuck w/ one of the most spoiled royal brats around the horn. Also forgot Baron learns the power of Zex.... I meant to say fusion (Can't mention the Z word b/c posters go nuts and want to chase you down with touches and pitchforks like you are some sorta of monster  ) by Neo b/c of a magical tree with Smexy results???? okay maybe not. Kings second character that drives yellow nuts. Baron is asleep and currently talking to his spirit mom that was born from the magical tree and is an arc about how she and Barons dad met. Which will continue as soon as Smex returns from his trip from the Diablo Universe or the black cat taunting him and the rain clouds stop following what ever happens first? Catie is passed out drunk while Sam meows. Something Something Boleive, somebody argues about whose fury is greater, and of course more Smex that would make the mods on gamefaqs spontaneously cokmbuskin. Or something like that happens? |
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 23, 2014 19:42:24 GMT -6
Thanks, but I think I'll just tough it out.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 20:04:47 GMT -6
I don't know what's funnier my extremely sarcastic cliff note section or how close it is to the actual plot? I have chlortles..... (Mr.X is currently going through a completely random Fawful phase please pay him no mind  ). |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 20:07:46 GMT -6
Serlan and Shalla do not have the "I pretend to hate you but i love you secretly love you." thing going on. now B!Serlen and Antigone had some minor hate, but that was completely one sided on her part. then there is that five year time skip Verdani and Serlen scene.
can't help if the ki- uh man makes people angry...
now, Austur Serlen is completely different and from a parallel universe than B! Serlen. i could go into a long speech but i wont.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 20:23:51 GMT -6
If you say so Ike from Geril Mercenaries.... I mean King. I Boleive in what you have to say . Besides if it was never meant to be it was never meant to be.... So I totally Boleive that Serlen and Shalla are in a pseudo relationship. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 20:32:40 GMT -6
The Greil Mercenaries were badass. I intent to live up to that by using my own guild name from the Etrian Odyssey IV dEmo. a group of adventures and mercenaries...
Hey, has anyone decided to create a KH RP? I've my hands full with the others.
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 24, 2014 4:15:38 GMT -6
Before reaching the "Werewolf in heat" part: pfftt. It can't be that bad, right?
After that + the bath: ...Oh.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2014 5:59:19 GMT -6
Please, continue some more of your reading. I'm too lazy to read the entirety of Austur...
Act as my liaison and I make you a powerful empire...
This is insanely weird how I have a role in my name and you are a location.... Both related to an empire in some way.
You are the grand rival I have been told to look for. Together we make this board weep with our ultimate power.
empire, I choose you!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2014 7:46:05 GMT -6
Forget mercenaries! An adventurer guild sounds a hell of. A lot better. Let's do it!
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 24, 2014 12:35:33 GMT -6
Please, continue some more of your reading. I'm too lazy to read the entirety of Austur... Act as my liaison and I make you a powerful empire... This is insanely weird how I have a role in my name and you are a location.... Both related to an empire in some way. You are the grand rival I have been told to look for. Together we make this board weep with our ultimate power. empire, I choose you! Sorry, I'm hetero. |
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Aug 24, 2014 12:41:18 GMT -6
Wasn't that made clear?
Your profile pic still makes me chuckle.
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 24, 2014 13:29:28 GMT -6
As I read on, I'm slowly realizing this is the equivalent to a porno that wants to be naughty as all hell but can barely show anything.
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Aug 24, 2014 13:32:16 GMT -6
Shhhhhh....
The world may never know.
Hey, empire, I think you'd like D&D. Well, 3.5 at least, 4E kinda sucks in terms of things that aren't combat. 5E seems pretty good so far.
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 24, 2014 15:25:11 GMT -6
I just came up with an idea for an Austur drinking game! -If Pearl and Arcturus kiss, take a drink. -If they have sex/give ____jobs, finish your drink. -If nymphs are being "playful" with each other, take a drink. If it's between Wha-wha and Pearl, take 2 drinks. -Whenever Elie is uncomfortable, take a drink. -Take a drink every 3 times someone's privates are specifically mentioned in a post. -If you call a post on whether Pearl and Arc kiss or not: If right: everyone else drinks. If wrong, take a drink. -If some other people have sex, take a drink; one for each participant. -Optional subjective bonus round: if you read something about Pearl and Arc that makes you think they're going a little too fast in their relationship, take a drink. On page 50... This is going to be a painful next few parts, isn't it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI |
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Aug 24, 2014 15:32:11 GMT -6
Did I ever mention how deeply I despise you?
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Post by empireoffire on Aug 24, 2014 15:35:43 GMT -6
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Aug 24, 2014 15:39:32 GMT -6
Did I ever mention how much I regret my part in this?
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) by Neo b/c of a magical tree with Smexy results???? okay maybe not. Kings second character that drives yellow nuts. Baron is asleep and currently talking to his spirit mom that was born from the magical tree and is an arc about how she and Barons dad met. Which will continue as soon as Smex returns from his trip from the Diablo Universe or the black cat taunting him and the rain clouds stop following what ever happens first? Catie is passed out drunk while Sam meows. Something Something Boleive, somebody argues about whose fury is greater, and of course more Smex that would make the mods on gamefaqs spontaneously cokmbuskin.
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