***The 2nd CYOA-Verse Awards Ceremony!***

Yay! I'm glad I got so many second place awards, but really don't have a clue how.

Wait, why did Nogeko win the Best Husbando award...?

Bowser having received an invitation to this years award show arrives in all his glory. Carrying his trophy he won from last year. "Can't wait to see how many trophies I take home this time," Bowser says very confidently. "I mean I got nominated for so many awards there's no way I don't win everything,". Bowser takes bis seat amongst the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom residents. Well of course making room for his trophy from last year which he isn't shy about reminding others.

Award after award is announced and Bowser gets ready to stand only to hear he was just a runner up.

Finally they get to the Best Antagonist award. "The winner from Oz and MKC is....," Anna says. Bowser gets up in anticipation, thinking really who else can it be. "Dimento," Anna announces as Dimento rises (or floats) towards the stage.

"Boo Buddies this is rigged and me and the voters are going to have a talk about this after the awards," Bowsers says as he flops onto his seat and hugs his trophy.

"Ciao my turtle breath, maybe next time," Dimento tells Bowser with a wide grin.

"I will show you next time," Bowser says as he takes out a Bob-omb and tosses it towards Dimento. Dimento casually traps the Bob-omb in mid air and teleports it to somewhere in Bowsers Castle.

"Now then now that Bowsers show is over its time to get on to the real star and the ringleader of this little circus maw of course," Dimento said taking the trophy from Anna. "Hey aren't you suppose to be a talking bird right now, and why isn't your hair blue?" Dimento asked.

"Oh your talking about my sisters, yeah me I just a normal run of the mill Anna," Anna said as she left the stage.




"Now then its time for the real star of the show," Dimento said as a bunch of fire works went off. "Well I should say I certainly honored to be receiving this award," Dimento said. "I mean despite the very limited screen time I received because someone is dragging there feet updating the cyoa but alas they know who they are cough X cough,". "I mean you seen my prevouis work before, the fake wedding, the playing that stupid count like a piano, the merging with the Chaos heart, aww so close to absolute perfection,". "Yet alas it wasn't meant to be, but now this time this time, the show shall go on,".

"This time I have big plans oh very big plans," Dimento said. "This show shall be the greatest in history,". "Many joys and many appluses shall be have,". "Now now I know all of you are so very curouis about what I have planned,". "Well you know what they say some of the best things in life are worth waiting for,". "So my adoring fans, til that time I have some loose ends to take care of, Ciao everyone," Dimento said as he teleported off the stage.

Oh and about that Bob-omb Bowser tossed earlier Dimento really just kept it in a pocket dimension. Dimento upon leaving released the Bob-omb and it went off in Bowser's face.

"Gwaaaaa," Bowser let out as his face turned black from the explosion

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Nogeko wanders up to the stage, taking out a tiny, wooden stool and standing on it. "AHEM! I want to thank you all for coming to the Nogeko Awards. But mostly, I want to thank myself. And Scruff." He points to his own Poochyena sitting in the audience. "NOW THEN! I'm sure you're wondering, 'Nogeko, how can someone as handsome and amazing as you only get 1st place? Shouldn't you get a place even better than that?' And to that I say, I AM A HUMBLE NOGEKO. I did not just decide to take the super special secret 0th place prize because I am so generous. I bribed the voters with porn and prosciutto so that they would give me a lower ranking than I deserve. Because Nogeko loves all of you. DON'T YOU LOVE NOGEKO TOO!? SHOWER ME IN GIRLS!" Nogeko waves his tiny hands around in the air and jumps up and down.

A short moment later, a loud cracking sound is heard as Rena's boot meets his face. Nogeko is launched off of the stage and replaced by La Rena, standing there. She dusts herself off and clears her throat before holding the mic up close to her mouth in a suspenseful action. "...K. Thanks." She then places it back down and walks offstage, her black cat following after her. The sound of a bell rings offstage and Nogeko yelling for help to escape Rena's wrath soon follows it.

Claire looks out from behind one of the sides of the stage and inspects the audience before looking backstage. "Are you sure I won anything...? Oh. Okay." She walks out calmly and takes the mic. "I have won this 'waifu' award, it seems. I'm unsure what this term means, but I'm sure it's a compliment if I'm winning an award. Miss Vex said to always return a compliment, so...I think your collective faces look pleasing. Oh, except maybe you." She points to the Bowser in the audience. "You could probably use a smile. That and you're a hideous turtle beast. And you smell like burned meat. Oh, and also-" Rena walks back onstage and taps Claire on the shoulder before showing her the clock she tore off a wall. "Ah, thank you, stranger." Claire returns to the audience. "It appears that I am running out of time, but thank you again for this award. I will continue my studies and make you all proud." She then attempts to place the mic back on its stand, failing to understand how it works, before just placing it on the ground and walking off.