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Post by SpringForest on Jul 15, 2016 2:05:45 GMT -6
Today's Booty
+1 White Horse
+1 Queen
+1 Wedding with Warin
+5 Dead Bodies
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Post by GX1997 on Jul 15, 2016 2:06:29 GMT -6
I blame Awkward. DAMMIT AWKWARD! You should try it. You'll feel better. It was all me. "You'll need a base of nat 17 or more, and overall over 30 on your d20 roll. If you somehow make it through that, you'll need at least a 70 on a d100." 17. +14 = 32. 71. Now I have to figure out how to put things back together. And to stop ad libbing stuff. And stop being crazy. To GMs everywhere, I apologize for how much I suck as a player, always breaking your games. To Neo and to Crow, I'm glad you're friends or you would have kicked memout if your games by now. Sorry. I need sleep. Sleep is good. Sleep helps me not be broken. |
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Post by GX1997 on Jul 15, 2016 2:11:20 GMT -6
 I would leave a long page of those but I'm tired so you'll all have to imagine it for yourselves. |
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Post by SpringForest on Jul 15, 2016 2:13:11 GMT -6
I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. It's just one of those cases of everything that can happen will happen because we have me and my strange luck.
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 15, 2016 2:17:13 GMT -6
The second I closed the tab. Page 160. Soul roll to resist, except by GM fiat. I'd generally go with Soul. Though there's a reason I would consider Body in that case... Accurate representation of when Golurk and Mystic load in next week. I'm going to need to think carefully how Aeva would respond to this situation. Between the tiger, relationship to Red, sudden revelations, her position, her responsibilities, the fact she doesn't really have much rapport with Seren yet, the fact Seren did the thing she specifically told Seren only to do in an emergency and then Seren did that (even if it was an emergency), and the fact she just wants to go back to sleep then deliver the crystal to The Priestess... I have no idea. Other than "badly." She might even side with the not-party side again... |
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Post by Neo on Jul 15, 2016 2:21:52 GMT -6
GX. You really don't have to apologize. And you don't suck as a player. STARS and 13th Age are literally the first two tabletop campaigns you've ever done. So don't be so hard on yourself. I love having you in the campaign, and I know Crow loves having you in his. You brighten everything up and make us laugh. I would take a crazy campaign like this over a boring quick one anyway. I'm perfectly happy with this campaign lasting a while, because I get to be with you more. So please, don't beat yourself up. Okay?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 2:22:12 GMT -6
Wait what everyone got wiped out. Where was the bard with his harem of waifus?
Dammit Awkward or was it Karl this time assuming the dragons were in cahoots with the ferrets to steal all the pop tarts.
One question Mystic did you guys find Kelly yet?
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Post by Neo on Jul 15, 2016 2:24:10 GMT -6
The second I closed the tab. Page 160. Soul roll to resist, except by GM fiat. I'd generally go with Soul. Though there's a reason I would consider Body in that case... Accurate representation of when Golurk and Mystic load in next week. Oh yes. Definitely an accurate representation. In fact, I'm not even going to summarize what happened after they left because I want to see their reaction. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 2:25:31 GMT -6
I am the worst tabletop RPG player ever. I know nothing about the mechanics of anything, so I'm always just doing what the character would do. And so, at the absolute worst time, I do what my character would do, with no reason to think that such things would work, and I inevitably break the game. Good job, me. Beats away all yall savages with a broom away from the peoples GX. Hugs. Besides GX at least d20 lets you interact and participate. Unlike the racism they have against us people with Tablets One of these day I will get a chance to hear all of your beautiful and soothing voices. (Okay so i might be working on caffine right now) or die trying whatever comes first |
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Post by The Big Cheese on Jul 15, 2016 2:26:46 GMT -6
Today's Booty +1 White Horse +1 Queen +1 Wedding with Warin +5 Dead Bodies inb4 Warin gets conflicted or negative relationship with the elf queen because he steals her boy toy. |
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Post by SpringForest on Jul 15, 2016 2:29:03 GMT -6
Wait what everyone got wiped out. Where was the bard with his harem of waifus? Dammit Awkward or was it Karl this time assuming the dragons were in cahoots with the ferrets to steal all the pop tarts. One question Mystic did you guys find Kelly yet? It started with Karth getting horses out of pity before sleeping with the Elf Queen. Then it ended with tigers and wolves and a battle that was inexplicably difficult. I don't think anyone expected it to be that hard. Yes, Awkward, Karl, and the ferrets are after our battle booty. We did not find Kelly. If anything, we lost Kelly and found Possessed Kelly with Possessed Levi during the Beach Fanservice DLC. |
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Post by Neo on Jul 15, 2016 2:30:53 GMT -6
Today's Booty +1 White Horse +1 Queen +1 Wedding with Warin +5 Dead Bodies +1 OH GOD WHY +1 GM never making the party fight wolves again |
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 15, 2016 2:31:00 GMT -6
I'm going to need to think carefully how Aeva would respond to this situation. Between the tiger, relationship to Red, sudden revelations, her position, her responsibilities, the fact she doesn't really have much rapport with Seren yet, the fact Seren did the thing she specifically told Seren only to do in an emergency and then Seren did that (even if it was an emergency), and the fact she just wants to deliver the crystal to The Priestess... I have no idea. Other than "badly." She might even side with the not-party side again... Or she might even just go zip herself back in her tent and not deal with it.
Aeva now pronounces Karth and Warin elf and dwarf. You may kiss the... other one.
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 15, 2016 2:31:36 GMT -6
Today's Booty +1 White Horse +1 Queen +1 Wedding with Warin +5 Dead Bodies +1 OH GOD WHY +1 GM never making the party fight wolves again New final boss: 1 level 1 wolf. |
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Post by SpringForest on Jul 15, 2016 2:32:50 GMT -6
I'm just a spooky bars trying to expand my harem. Have mercy.
EDIT: That auto correct tho
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 15, 2016 2:33:07 GMT -6
GX. You really don't have to apologize. And you don't suck as a player. STARS and 13th Age are literally the first two tabletop campaigns you've ever done. So don't be so hard on yourself. I love having you in the campaign, and I know Crow loves having you in his. You brighten everything up and make us laugh. I would take a crazy campaign like this over a boring quick one anyway. I'm perfectly happy with this campaign lasting a while, because I get to be with you more. So please, don't beat yourself up. Okay? Things are always more interesting when they go completely off the rails. Everyone has a plan until they get punched. No good plan survives contact with the enemy. These are sounding increasingly hostile, but the point is just writing a story and having everything fall into place all the time is boring. |
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Post by Neo on Jul 15, 2016 2:35:46 GMT -6
+1 OH GOD WHY +1 GM never making the party fight wolves again New final boss: 1 level 1 wolf. No, the final boss will be a giant wolf. And a giant dire tiger. |
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Post by SpringForest on Jul 15, 2016 2:38:46 GMT -6
Why exactly was the tiger bad...?
How drunk was I during that session?
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Post by SummerCrow on Jul 15, 2016 2:39:00 GMT -6
New final boss: 1 level 1 wolf. No, the final boss will be a giant wolf. And a giant dire tiger. I imagine from then Aeva'll have gone from "OH GODS GET IT AWAY" to "OH GODS I'M GOING TO KILL IT" |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 2:41:36 GMT -6
Actually I hate to do this but well crow i think the wolves were mad at you after what happened at Stars. They probably found out about what happened and pretend to be lv.1 but were really level 1000 or something.
You can say they were a wolf in wolf clothings :3
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