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Post by HHDeception on Feb 7, 2016 15:55:54 GMT -6
You get a bunny.
*Inserts a-*
Dang. I gave away all my bunnies.
*Inserts a quarter*
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 7, 2016 18:44:52 GMT -6
With a horrible screeching noise, the machine spits out a metal plate just barely small enough to fit through the opening. As soon as you remove it, it dispenses another, then another. You pull plate after plate from the machine, the process continuing for hours, until a mountain of steel surrounds you. Finally, you pull out a plate and the grinding stops. A roll of blue-colored paper slides out instead. As you stare at the design on the plans, an avalanche of rivets begin to roll through the slot instead, followed closely by miles of copper wire, lamps, gears...
*Obtained a nuclear submarine1*
*Insert lucky eight-sided die*
1Some assembly required. Fuel source, crew, tools, and ammunition not included.
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Post by SpringForest on Feb 7, 2016 22:17:16 GMT -6
The Vending Machine performs some strange form of cell division in machine form, creating a Slot Machine for you. Apparently there are higher chances of winning from this machine compared to most.
*inserts flower petals*
Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna, Cheesybear, Arianna, Argumentative Duck
Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, ??? Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, ??? and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, ???'s Street Fighter Manual, ? ? ? Amiibo Set, Slifer the Sky Dragon, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Obelisk the Tormentor, Horakthy the Creator God of Light, Sweater, Bestovius Amiibo, Etrian Odyssey Untold 2
Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Onion (Food)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 7:30:06 GMT -6
A gigantic cardboard box coated in colors drops from the machine. How did it...?
*You obtained a Life-Size LEGO tank. (1)(2)*
(1)Assembly Required.
(2)Instructions not included.
*Inserts dead bunny*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 9:37:13 GMT -6
The machine spits out something that looks like a stiched up Penguin. When it comes put its says dood alot dood.
You get a Prinny
Inserts a jar of pickles
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Post by GX1997 on Feb 8, 2016 18:43:05 GMT -6
You get a packet of cucumber seeds.
Inserts a 64 count box of crayons
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 19:09:59 GMT -6
You get a coloring book along with a 16 count box of crayons.
Inserts a frog and ninja gear
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 8, 2016 19:12:59 GMT -6
Defying all logic, physics, and expectations, you get a useless Bidoof.
I insert an onion.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 19:29:51 GMT -6
The machine spits out a note.
The Note says to Post in Nova, crossroads of Arstur. Weird
Inserts a hedgehog
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 19:44:37 GMT -6
The Machine shakes. And a small yellow creature flies out.
You got a Flying non-copyrighted yellow fox!
*Inserts a walmart Receipt*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 20:53:34 GMT -6
The Machine shakes. And a small yellow creature flies out.
You got a Flying non-copyrighted yellow fox!
dont forget to insert something for the next poster Digi
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 20:59:27 GMT -6
The Machine shakes. And a small yellow creature flies out.
You got a Flying non-copyrighted yellow fox!
dont forget to insert something for the next poster Digi Fizied it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 21:05:21 GMT -6
You get Walhart wait something looks off about him. It seems hes wearing a Walmart vest
You get Walhart who works at Walmart
Inserts ninja gear and a turtle
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Post by SummerCrow on Feb 8, 2016 21:25:03 GMT -6
A small, disfigured creature in ninja gear slides out. This vaguely turtle-shaped monstrosity is merely a nightmarish shell of his former self, barely capable of living, much less fighting.
*Obtained turtled ninja*
*Insert a small, stuffed witch doll*
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Post by GX1997 on Feb 8, 2016 21:34:44 GMT -6
The sounds of a mob chanting come from the machine before a torch pops out. And when I say torch, I mean a flashlight from England.
*inserts an Incubator*
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Post by HHDeception on Feb 8, 2016 21:35:14 GMT -6
*Hurriedly finds more bunnies*
You get a bunny.
*Puts in a rabbit*
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Post by GX1997 on Feb 8, 2016 21:37:07 GMT -6
You get an Incubator.
*inserts soul gem*
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Post by HHDeception on Feb 8, 2016 21:40:07 GMT -6
You get all the hopes and dreams of a young girl who isn't you.
*Inserts plushie*
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Post by GX1997 on Feb 8, 2016 21:42:37 GMT -6
You get the velveteen rabbit.
*inserts fond childhood memories*
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Post by Neo on Feb 8, 2016 21:50:49 GMT -6
*You get the Oathbreaker Keyblade!*
*Inserts a Seagull*
Inventory: Merlin 2.0, Sapphire encrusted Pokemon AS and 3DS bundle, Decoy Carrot, Bunnyx2(I think?)
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