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Post by SpringForest on Feb 4, 2016 15:35:21 GMT -6
I make vending machines all over the place all the time, so here's another one! The rules to these vending machines are pretty simple. All you have to do is insert something into the machine and receive your item! This could be pretty much anything from war machines, to people, to pokemon, to nightmares, or even music. Anyways, once you insert something, the next poster tells you what you got and inserts their own object to get something from the machine. I guess I'll start you all off!
*inserts shiny coin*
(I often post my inventory afterwards so I can keep track, but this is optional. Just remember only you can keep track of your inventory, so if you lose it, it's gone!)
Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky
Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion, Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, Awkward Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, Awkward and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, Awkward's Street Fighter Manual
Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Bad Memory, Oddly Specific Box
Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 4, 2016 15:42:55 GMT -6
I wonder what would happen if I inserted my p--
You got an onion.
*inserts a stem cell*
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Post by SpringForest on Feb 4, 2016 15:56:14 GMT -6
The machine makes a loud rumbling sound before an entire Maple Tree is dispensed out of it. It's bigger than the machine...how did it even fit in there?
*inserts cheese wheel*
Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky
Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, Awkward Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, Awkward and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, Awkward's Street Fighter Manual
Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Bad Memory, Oddly Specific Box, Onion (Food)
Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 16:42:10 GMT -6
You get not just any Cheese but the Big Cheese congrats
Inserts an empire on fire
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 16:45:51 GMT -6
The machine rattles as you hear ambient music.
You got Napstablook's remixxed album!
*Inserts a box full of souls.*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 16:51:07 GMT -6
The machine glows ominously as red lighting comes out of it (uh oh)
It spits out a bright almost blood red stone could this be the Philosopher Stone maybe.
You get the Philosopher Stone (?)
Inserts tears of a dragon
Inventory (verse): Napstablook Remix Album
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Post by Neo on Feb 5, 2016 16:37:46 GMT -6
The vending machine rattles and shakes ominously, and red smoke billows out, leaving you in a coughing fit. What appears to be a bright red velvet pouch shaped like a dragon's head lands at your feet. You briefly open it to check its contents, and a great pillar of flame shoots out like a geyser. You quickly close the pouch.
*Mr. X receives the Epic Legendary Tier 5+2 single use item, "Neo's Wrath"!*
*Inserts a lizard tail*
What? They grow back.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 16:54:02 GMT -6
You get a dragon with a beard wait a moment........
Oh okay
Neo got a bearded dragon
Inserts those infamous 50 pages of Austur and prepares for the worse
Inventory: Mixtape, Neo's Wrath
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Post by HHDeception on Feb 5, 2016 17:08:19 GMT -6
You get a bunny.
*Puts in a bunny*
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Post by empireoffire on Feb 5, 2016 17:14:57 GMT -6
The vending machine rattles for a few seconds, then remains still without vending anything. You feel disappointment, then start hearing a strange noise from inside the machine. You press your ear against it. It sounds like... buzzing. Realizing what's about to happen, you immediately start running away. The vending machine swings open. BEES! THOUSANDS OF THEM!
The vending machine forcibly ejects all of the bees. The city block is encased in the thick swarm as they fly and chase after you. Presumably to attempt to fit into your pocket. *inserts a chinese bootleg copy of Pokemon Yellow* |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 17:27:07 GMT -6
The Machine buzzez as electricity runs through it. It rattles and falls over. A gigantic yellow tail pokes out of the machine. Followed by feet, a body, arms, and finally the head.
A monstrous "Pika-Bi" is shouted into the air enthusiastically.
*You got a Giant Golden Pikachu*
Inserts a Victini Plush.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 17:39:26 GMT -6
You get a Viciniti
Inserts Browser's sweet arse car
Inventory: Bunny, Neos Wrath, mixtape
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Post by Neo on Feb 5, 2016 18:20:34 GMT -6
The vending machine shakes and rattles, then spits out what's left of a tire. It looks like it's been chewed on by something with very sharp teeth and was then thrown in a fire. In fact, it's still smoking. *You receive Leftover Tire!* *Inserts a gleaming sapphire from my personal treasure trove* Inventory: Pet Bearded Dragon(YAY!!! He's adorable!!!  I'll name him Merlin 2.0, after my last pet Beardy) |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 18:39:05 GMT -6
The machine treasures your precious sapphire. In fact it gives you Alpha Sapphire
As in a copy of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and a Sapphire encrusted 3ds
Inserts Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, Chemical X and a Turtle
Inventory: Mixtape, Bunny (so fluffy), Neos Wrath, and a Leftover Tire
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Post by SpringForest on Feb 6, 2016 15:46:49 GMT -6
The machine mixes the ingredients together with a couple of rainbows spilling out before the product is released! It's a Turtle Soup made with sugar and spice. There's also some Chemical X in there, so it might be a little radioactive...
*inserts Fat Penguin*
Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur (Asleep), Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu (KO), Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur (Asleep), Scrooge McDuck, Cubot (KO), Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo (KO), Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora (KO), Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna
Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, ??? Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, ??? and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, ???'s Street Fighter Manual
Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Bad Memory, Oddly Specific Box, Onion (Food)
Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 16:07:24 GMT -6
A plastic box drops from the machine.
You obtained a ? ? ? Amibo Set!
*Inserts a Digi-minifigure*
*Inventory: Philosopher's Stone (?), Victini*
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Post by HHDeception on Feb 6, 2016 16:15:29 GMT -6
You get a bunny
*inserts Bunny*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 16:32:55 GMT -6
You get a Bunneary :3
Inserts a copy of Oz crossroads of legend
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Post by SpringForest on Feb 6, 2016 18:03:50 GMT -6
The machine takes a moment to process everything before sparks fly out of it. Did it break...? After a moment of waiting, the machine reboots itself and releases Dimentio. Better be careful with that one...
*inserts Obnoxious SmashFAQS user*
(Seriously, where do I get these things?)
Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur (Asleep), Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu (KO), Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur (Asleep), Scrooge McDuck, Cubot (KO), Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo (KO), Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora (KO), Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna
Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, ??? Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, ??? and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, ???'s Street Fighter Manual, ? ? ? Amiibo Set
Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Oddly Specific Box, Onion (Food)
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Post by Neo on Feb 6, 2016 19:16:20 GMT -6
The machine rattles and wails before you see what appears to be a large furry brown paw. More furry limbs stick out of the machine, and then finally a head, and you realize it's a large Brown Bear! The bear turns and stares blankly at you. It appears to be covered in cheese sauce.
*WOW!!! You got a Cheesybear!*
Note: Cheesybears are very loyal companions and very docile. So long as you feed them.
*Inserts a bunny*
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I'll name him Merlin 2.0, after my last pet Beardy)