Post by dadudedudestorm on Sept 19, 2015 0:04:52 GMT -6
Title may or may not have absolutely anything to do with the CYOA itself. It starts out as an original work, but will become FE related shortly.
Write ins not allowed.
"X+Y+" type answers allowed.
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Klaus woke up... Kind of. He was still 7/8 asleep, and while in this state, he reminiscensed about what he did last night. He and the guys had done a weekend-long Full House marathon (You know, that one awesome sitcom starring John Stamos?), and it was awesome... But something was wrong, he wasn't really feeling it... Was it the drinking game, sleep deprivation?
"Nah, that's not it..." It was Something else, something he's forgetting...
The answer proceeded to hit him in the face like two trucks strapped to an atomic bomb, a piece of paper that only started to mean something once he was somewhat awake. The Finals. He fell asleep during the finals. He looked at the clock. 3 minutes left. He answered 10 questions before falling asleep... out of 80.
"F this, F this to the heavens!"
He wasn't one to cheat during tests, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He glanced behind him to see the answer sheet of whoever was sitting there.
"S****" He thought as he realised the one sitting behind him was none other than August, the dumbest motherf***er around.
It all seemed lost, but as he prepared to answer all at random and prayed for a natural 20 in luck (all while performing overly exaggerated antics of despair), an answer to his prayers came from the heavens, literally. A piece of paper with the answers hit him in the face. He gave a mighty thumbs up and dedicated a single very manly tear to whatever god may have heard his prayer... He also glanced around to see who actually answered his prayers, and saw a girl who looked in his direction for half a second. She's the new student, she's cute, smart and great at academics, but most importantly, she's cute. After flashing a smile to the girl that was no longer looking (you know, beacuse wynaut) he proceeded to start copying the answers.
"Wait a minute... how do I even know this is legit?"
"1 minute left" Said the teacher.
Profound words of wisdom suddenly resounded in his head.
"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me. Believe in the me that believes in cute girls!"
"Aniki... How could I have been so blind?!" With epic music sounding in his head, manliness overflowing from his body and a speed that puts Old ladies from GTA to shame, he poured his heart and answered in a way befitting of a potato chip eater.
"Time's up"
Since he was still in the zone, Klaus ran up to the teacher, powering through students and desks in his way, and rammed the answer sheet into the teacher's open hand with the full extent of his powah. He then walked outside of the classroom and tried to look for the girl that gave might have given him the answers, but she was nowhere to be found.
WDKD (What does Klaus do?)
A. Go look for waifu candidate.
B. Go to a bar and start a fight.
C. Go to fencing practice, there's a tournament among the club members today.
D. Impeach the student council's president and start an armed revolution.
Do that:
1. Alone
2. Go meet up with the guys first. (Aka. Crimson Brigade, Aka. Not!Gurren-dan)
Write ins not allowed.
"X+Y+" type answers allowed.
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Klaus woke up... Kind of. He was still 7/8 asleep, and while in this state, he reminiscensed about what he did last night. He and the guys had done a weekend-long Full House marathon (You know, that one awesome sitcom starring John Stamos?), and it was awesome... But something was wrong, he wasn't really feeling it... Was it the drinking game, sleep deprivation?
"Nah, that's not it..." It was Something else, something he's forgetting...
The answer proceeded to hit him in the face like two trucks strapped to an atomic bomb, a piece of paper that only started to mean something once he was somewhat awake. The Finals. He fell asleep during the finals. He looked at the clock. 3 minutes left. He answered 10 questions before falling asleep... out of 80.
"F this, F this to the heavens!"
He wasn't one to cheat during tests, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He glanced behind him to see the answer sheet of whoever was sitting there.
"S****" He thought as he realised the one sitting behind him was none other than August, the dumbest motherf***er around.
It all seemed lost, but as he prepared to answer all at random and prayed for a natural 20 in luck (all while performing overly exaggerated antics of despair), an answer to his prayers came from the heavens, literally. A piece of paper with the answers hit him in the face. He gave a mighty thumbs up and dedicated a single very manly tear to whatever god may have heard his prayer... He also glanced around to see who actually answered his prayers, and saw a girl who looked in his direction for half a second. She's the new student, she's cute, smart and great at academics, but most importantly, she's cute. After flashing a smile to the girl that was no longer looking (you know, beacuse wynaut) he proceeded to start copying the answers.
"Wait a minute... how do I even know this is legit?"
"1 minute left" Said the teacher.
Profound words of wisdom suddenly resounded in his head.
"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me. Believe in the me that believes in cute girls!"
"Aniki... How could I have been so blind?!" With epic music sounding in his head, manliness overflowing from his body and a speed that puts Old ladies from GTA to shame, he poured his heart and answered in a way befitting of a potato chip eater.
"Time's up"
Since he was still in the zone, Klaus ran up to the teacher, powering through students and desks in his way, and rammed the answer sheet into the teacher's open hand with the full extent of his powah. He then walked outside of the classroom and tried to look for the girl that gave might have given him the answers, but she was nowhere to be found.
WDKD (What does Klaus do?)
A. Go look for waifu candidate.
B. Go to a bar and start a fight.
C. Go to fencing practice, there's a tournament among the club members today.
D. Impeach the student council's president and start an armed revolution.
Do that:
1. Alone
2. Go meet up with the guys first. (Aka. Crimson Brigade, Aka. Not!Gurren-dan)
