Post by HHDeception on Sept 4, 2015 2:47:43 GMT -6
Warning: This is what I will write in when I am tired and feel like being productive while putting in zero effort.
This is the story of how I died.
But I wasn't banished, so it's like, totally chill. I'll be back. My duelist Yu-Yu loves doing that thing, where he kills me to do combos. It's, like, totally a meta play, so I get it, right?. He's in a bit of a tight spot right now, so it's totally chill if I take one for the team.
So...yeah, hi! I'm a Duel Monster! We're cards that duelists use to claim bragging rights, fame and riches, each other's souls, control over gods, the fate of the modern world...y'know, typical stuff. My duelist's name is Yu...um...Yu...well his name starts with Yu. I call him Yu-Yu all the time (and you should too) so it doesn't really matter. I'm, like, Yu-yu's favourite card of all time, so I got to see almost his entire adventure until now! Man, that was cool! Especially that one duel against the six fingered man. So intense. My little cardboard heart was beating so fast...
Anyways, where was I? Oh right. I'm recording this story just in case Yu-Yu doesn't make it. I mean, the odds are kind of against him at this point. He has no cards in his hand...that thing over there has like six gajillion attack points...but, like, he's got one face down card and that's totally gonna let us win!
Oh, no...MST. Bye bye Magical Cylinder...
But yeah. I should start from the beginning.
The Beginning:
So like, Yu-Yu wasn't even a duelist before he got his first deck, I think. His first few duels sure didn't feel like he knew what he was doing. I think he just got together some cards to play with his friends, but then the whole soul stealing started happening and he had to start taking this card game seriously. But yeah. His first deck was called...um...
A) Magic Magical Magicalness AKA The Indestructible Power of Friendship
B) Super Happy Fun Ball AKA Proof that RNGesus Hates You And All Your Friends
C) Mumbo Jumbo Wombat Combo AKA Summon a Summons so you can Summon while Summoning a Summon
D) Epic Bone Metal Thrash Core Deth Dragons AKA 3EDGY5MELOL6KATKBBQWOOT!!!
E) Nekroz
This is the story of how I died.
But I wasn't banished, so it's like, totally chill. I'll be back. My duelist Yu-Yu loves doing that thing, where he kills me to do combos. It's, like, totally a meta play, so I get it, right?. He's in a bit of a tight spot right now, so it's totally chill if I take one for the team.
So...yeah, hi! I'm a Duel Monster! We're cards that duelists use to claim bragging rights, fame and riches, each other's souls, control over gods, the fate of the modern world...y'know, typical stuff. My duelist's name is Yu...um...Yu...well his name starts with Yu. I call him Yu-Yu all the time (and you should too) so it doesn't really matter. I'm, like, Yu-yu's favourite card of all time, so I got to see almost his entire adventure until now! Man, that was cool! Especially that one duel against the six fingered man. So intense. My little cardboard heart was beating so fast...
Anyways, where was I? Oh right. I'm recording this story just in case Yu-Yu doesn't make it. I mean, the odds are kind of against him at this point. He has no cards in his hand...that thing over there has like six gajillion attack points...but, like, he's got one face down card and that's totally gonna let us win!
Oh, no...MST. Bye bye Magical Cylinder...
But yeah. I should start from the beginning.
The Beginning:
So like, Yu-Yu wasn't even a duelist before he got his first deck, I think. His first few duels sure didn't feel like he knew what he was doing. I think he just got together some cards to play with his friends, but then the whole soul stealing started happening and he had to start taking this card game seriously. But yeah. His first deck was called...um...
A) Magic Magical Magicalness AKA The Indestructible Power of Friendship
B) Super Happy Fun Ball AKA Proof that RNGesus Hates You And All Your Friends
C) Mumbo Jumbo Wombat Combo AKA Summon a Summons so you can Summon while Summoning a Summon
D) Epic Bone Metal Thrash Core Deth Dragons AKA 3EDGY5MELOL6KATKBBQWOOT!!!
