Post by Spitzfamine on Jul 24, 2015 3:18:43 GMT -6
((Welcome to the Elementalists Abridged Recaps! In this series, I'll be making fun of everything that happens! As well, it doubles as a recap, so you can get your bearings while you get your laughs!))
We open in a unique, BUT TOTALLY BORING, way; A library. Books are educational kiddies, no matter how many boring words are in it!
So look at this guy, Mr. Suave here, thinking he's the bloody Old Spice guy or something. Ooh hey you play music. Laaaaame.
Still not as bad as this kid though, look at the way he swaggers across the floor, acting all cool. Yeah, he's totally not the elementalist of Ice, that'd be just crazy!
Oh, and here comes the mercenary girl. Look at the way she's sitting. I'd let her ride MY thunder, ifyaknowwhatImean.
And now here's totally not Roman Torchwick from RWBY. Shoot, they even kinda look inverted from eachother. Missing the pimpcane though.
Aaaand there's the baker's daughter. Boy, she's a fish out of water in things to come.
And there's Mr. Kellam. Yay for invisible stereotypes, amiright?
Oh hey, Totally-Not-Derpy is on the scene now. "I'm nobody important right now, just a bit of DEM. Hope that's okay with you." She says, purposefully falling and causing Marianne to smack into Roland's book, and then ninja herself behind him.
"Hey, Im'ma hit on you! I'm smooth like Johnny Bravo! Hoo ha!" Pretty Boy says, stealing the signature pose of the reference.
"No." Terra says. Yup, the way she acts is clearly the fire elementalist, right?
TNDEM comes around again. "This is suuuuhhhch an accident." she mocks, somehow slowly falling, making James and Terra bump into each other.
"Sailory words and threats!" She says, while James blushes.
"I totally don't already have a crush on you and want your babies." James says.
"And I totally don't want to cause Johnny Bravo to deflate, so Im'ma hit on you." Terra replies while Johnny Bravo goes to sulk.
"Dumdedumdedum, totally here and calling attention to myself and Kellam." Quelthalas says.
"Oh hey, who could have predicted we would fall to jumpstart the plot? Aaaaah." TNDEM says, her and Johnny Bravo falling like, two feet and causing the book to open.
Hey look! Now they're in Biblos, which toooootally isn't overuse at all. Look at everybody sooooo confused.
"Like, it's time for plot." TNDEM says as the sillouettes appear.
"Look at all the past awesome and forshadowing that's totally correct, because books totally can't lie." One says before they all vanish.
"And now we get what the hell we signed up for because I'm magic without being magic. Ermagewd, how?" TNDEM says, tossing coloured water balloons at her victims.
"Hey, I've got a tatoo! I'm still pretty, right? Right!" Johnny Bravo says.
"Raaaaaage." Hothead says as she gets her water mark. Water? huh, whadaya know.
"Iiiii'm still crushing on yooooou." Moves Like Swagger says.
"Pft, whatever." Was Shockey's reply.
"What the hell? Barbells?! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD USE BARBELLS TO SYMBOLIZE GRAVITY?!" The Amazing Gravigo rages.
"Hey, I'm totally not Zuko! His is bigger! Wait, that came out wrong." Roman groans.
"Still here. Still reflecting." Kellam responds.
"Okay, now Im'ma explain that I was made to be a DEM. Uhm... Yeah. That. Okay, Share and Show time! Let's go around giving are names and showing off our powers! Well, 'cept for m- uh, where ypu guys going?"
"To the next scene. Eff that kindergarten bull." Johnny Bravo replies.
TNDEM sulks. "Fiiiiine. Hey look a creed that wouldn't be out of place in a game and blahddy blahddy blahddy. There, it's done. Can we get our checks now?"
(Since this is the whole thing, feel free to discuss and whatnot right here.))
We open in a unique, BUT TOTALLY BORING, way; A library. Books are educational kiddies, no matter how many boring words are in it!
So look at this guy, Mr. Suave here, thinking he's the bloody Old Spice guy or something. Ooh hey you play music. Laaaaame.
Still not as bad as this kid though, look at the way he swaggers across the floor, acting all cool. Yeah, he's totally not the elementalist of Ice, that'd be just crazy!
Oh, and here comes the mercenary girl. Look at the way she's sitting. I'd let her ride MY thunder, ifyaknowwhatImean.
And now here's totally not Roman Torchwick from RWBY. Shoot, they even kinda look inverted from eachother. Missing the pimpcane though.
Aaaand there's the baker's daughter. Boy, she's a fish out of water in things to come.
And there's Mr. Kellam. Yay for invisible stereotypes, amiright?
Oh hey, Totally-Not-Derpy is on the scene now. "I'm nobody important right now, just a bit of DEM. Hope that's okay with you." She says, purposefully falling and causing Marianne to smack into Roland's book, and then ninja herself behind him.
"Hey, Im'ma hit on you! I'm smooth like Johnny Bravo! Hoo ha!" Pretty Boy says, stealing the signature pose of the reference.
"No." Terra says. Yup, the way she acts is clearly the fire elementalist, right?
TNDEM comes around again. "This is suuuuhhhch an accident." she mocks, somehow slowly falling, making James and Terra bump into each other.
"Sailory words and threats!" She says, while James blushes.
"I totally don't already have a crush on you and want your babies." James says.
"And I totally don't want to cause Johnny Bravo to deflate, so Im'ma hit on you." Terra replies while Johnny Bravo goes to sulk.
"Dumdedumdedum, totally here and calling attention to myself and Kellam." Quelthalas says.
"Oh hey, who could have predicted we would fall to jumpstart the plot? Aaaaah." TNDEM says, her and Johnny Bravo falling like, two feet and causing the book to open.
Hey look! Now they're in Biblos, which toooootally isn't overuse at all. Look at everybody sooooo confused.
"Like, it's time for plot." TNDEM says as the sillouettes appear.
"Look at all the past awesome and forshadowing that's totally correct, because books totally can't lie." One says before they all vanish.
"And now we get what the hell we signed up for because I'm magic without being magic. Ermagewd, how?" TNDEM says, tossing coloured water balloons at her victims.
"Hey, I've got a tatoo! I'm still pretty, right? Right!" Johnny Bravo says.
"Raaaaaage." Hothead says as she gets her water mark. Water? huh, whadaya know.
"Iiiii'm still crushing on yooooou." Moves Like Swagger says.
"Pft, whatever." Was Shockey's reply.
"What the hell? Barbells?! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD USE BARBELLS TO SYMBOLIZE GRAVITY?!" The Amazing Gravigo rages.
"Hey, I'm totally not Zuko! His is bigger! Wait, that came out wrong." Roman groans.
"Still here. Still reflecting." Kellam responds.
"Okay, now Im'ma explain that I was made to be a DEM. Uhm... Yeah. That. Okay, Share and Show time! Let's go around giving are names and showing off our powers! Well, 'cept for m- uh, where ypu guys going?"
"To the next scene. Eff that kindergarten bull." Johnny Bravo replies.
TNDEM sulks. "Fiiiiine. Hey look a creed that wouldn't be out of place in a game and blahddy blahddy blahddy. There, it's done. Can we get our checks now?"
(Since this is the whole thing, feel free to discuss and whatnot right here.))
