Lettuce Goat!

There's hot prosciutto on the menu tonight
and brownies with whipped cream.
A dozen eggs and bacon,
And the gourds from Halloween.

Some beast is bleating like a howling troll outside
We couldn't keep it out, heaven knows we tried!

Don't let it in, don't let it see
Keep its mouth off another food frenzy!
Conceal the meal, don't let it know...
Well, now it knows!

Lettuce goat! Lettuce goat!
Can't hold it back anymore!
Lettuce goat! Lettuce goat!
It's eating right through the door!

It don't care
If it's marmalade!
Let the goat rage on,
It just drank a pitcher of mayonnaise!

It ate the poultry, pork
and carrots big and small.
It drank the beer and ate the
pot roast bones and all!

No celery or berries blue
Can satiate the billy's due
No right, no wrong, wont spare a pea
It's free!

Lettuce goat! Lettuce goat!
It's horns smells like apple pie
Lettuce goat! Lettuce goat!
It has plums instead of eyes!

All gourmands
Will fear this day 
Let the goat rage on!

It's hooves have fury and knock tables to the ground
The goat devours salmon, cod and mackerel all around!
And ten hot pretzels line its stomach wide and vast.
This meal's about to crack, leave breakfast in the past!

Lettuce goat! Lettuce goat!
And it eyes a dish of prawns!
Lettuce goat! Lettuce goat!
It just ate the plate it's on!

He commands
You to feed him maize!
Let the goat rage on,
The mold never bothered him anyways!