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Post by empireoffire on Oct 1, 2015 19:42:00 GMT -6
"You may have a point," said Alvis. "With our limited knowledge of what the Ephesians are plotting, however, the best we can do is prepare ourselves for any scenario at any time now that the Ephesians are mobilizing in this manner.
Is there anything else you wish to talk about?" asked Alvis. "I do believe I've kept you long enough."
"So be it, then," said the Legionaire. He turned and went back the way he came.
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Post by SummerCrow on Oct 1, 2015 20:03:49 GMT -6
"Eggs? Phbt. Such simplicity, Outlander, no imagination. You behold zee greatest chef between zis vorld or yours, and you desire simply eggs? Phbt, I say again." He grabs a passing chef. "Vous, deal vith zis unimaginative Outlander. Pierre, he must away to a greater shallenge!"
Pierre glides past Joshua on the way to the dining hall. Inside, he finds the one he is searching for. "Vous!" he calls out, pointing to the massive, spikey, moronic turtle-monster. "Yes, vous, vith zee ham, and zee other turtley Outlanders! Pierre, he says to vous, vat is it vous vish to eat?"
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 1, 2015 20:12:11 GMT -6
"I prefer eating modest foodstuffs," said Joshua as he watched the chef passed by him. "AND MODESTY IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT!" Joshua then turned back to the chef Pierre picked out for him. "I would like them scrambled, please."
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 2, 2015 6:21:06 GMT -6
[I forgot :c)
"...I didn't get a word you just said!" exclaimed Nelson. "But the others are gonna do some of their own testing with some cards one of the other Outlanders are donating. He's got nine of thd darn things, and I hear others have got more! If we can figure this mystery out, there could be a heckovalot more Outlanders to come and help!"
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Post by HHDeception on Oct 4, 2015 16:29:00 GMT -6
Celeste shrugged. "Not my prerogative."
"But I'll be sure to let you know if I manage to re-summon Anthea" Not-Celeste added hastily.
"Maybe. Clone, hit the muffin buttion. Jirachi is hungry."
Not-Celeste hit the muffin button. And just as a fresh pastry began to appear in Celeste's outstretched hand, he slapped it against the glass container in front of him, forcing the muffin to teleport into the teleport capsule that was failing to teleport Anthea's card.
Bright flash, loud *POP!* and the lab (sorry, study) lights hissed and flickered rapidly before reasserting themselves. Smoke rose from the capsule itself as an indication that it had quit out. Anthea's card lay flat on the capsule floor and there was no muffin in sight.
Not-Celeste lowered his arms and a shield he was carrying vanished. "That is," he said, "if my insanity doesn't get us reverted back into cards ourselves."
"But seriously Jirachi wants breakfast."
The Wish pokemon nodded.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2015 18:23:19 GMT -6
Bowser looks over at the strange person with the strange accent. "Really you think you can cook something to satisfy my hunger?" Bowser said flinging the plate. "I like your style, bring it on chump," Bowser said marching definitely towards ve vhef. "By the way i not just a spiky, moronic, turtle, i am the Spiky, Moronic, Turtle, better get it right," Bowser said to vhe vhef.
"I want the biggest, meatest, most grandest display of meat," Bowser saids. "I want something that can fill me in one plate," Bowser said. "Oh and it better be tasty, juicy, and more importantly it has to be a meal as awesome as me," Bowser said.
"Good luck making a dish like that, chump," Bowser said vretty vure chef couldn't come through
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Post by SummerCrow on Oct 4, 2015 20:15:33 GMT -6
A small smirk sneaks across Pierre's mouth. "I accept zee shallenge, Monsieur Turtlebits. I vill return in ten minutes. I suggest vous prepare."
He returns to his kitchen. He grabs a bell pepper from a rack and slams it on an empty stovetop. He whistles loudly, and every head turns to stare at him. Eyes widen, a gasp runs through the crowd, one chef even faints as he see what's on his workspace. Pierre points at a chef by the freezer, and he takes a deep breath and throws it open. He starts pulling meat out and hurling meat at Pierre. Pierre easily weaves through the frozen food as it flies by, slashing it into tiny, beautifully carved scraps as the stovetop fills with various types of meat.
Pierre slices the top off the pepper as the meat begins to sizzle, mashing the insides to a fine pulp. He sprays a fine oil over the cooking meat, causing an eruption of flame. He grabs a spatula in each hand, tossing the meat into smaller and smaller piles. When it gets small enough, he fills the hollow pepper with oil and slams it over the super-concentrated meat ball. More flames erupt around the base of the pepper. Pierre flips it upright and throws in several pinches of spices. He slams the top of the pepper back on top and shakes the concoction. He places it on a plate, and it makes a loud cracking sound under the weight.
"Ah, do not cry, mon amie! Zis is an end vich most plates only dream of! Zee zacrifice, she vil not be in vain!" He places a sprig of parsley daintily beside it.
He brings the seared concoction back to the dining hall and places it on the table. The table shudders under the immense weight of the fist-sized pepper. Pierre stares at Turtlebits expectantly, wordlessly.
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 5, 2015 19:09:13 GMT -6
After stumbling in shock from the blast, Nelson began crawling and stretching his hands around the floor in search of the glasses he dropped.
"Oh, errr, yes, I think the chefs are cooking breakfast right now!" said Nelson. He whispered a brief "ah-ha!" as his fingers felt the rim of his glasses. He stood up and used a cloth from his back pocket to clean his glasses. "Ours chefs are top of the line and can find delicious food to feed your little friend." He put his glasses back on. "They can probably satisfy any tastebud!"
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Post by Neo on Oct 6, 2015 23:01:59 GMT -6
Nobunaga shakes his head. "No, not at this time. Thank you again for the warning, General. Stars guide you."
The old Shiryuan saying unwittingly tumbled out of his mouth, but after he realized what he said, he found it oddly fitting. He bid General Alvis goodbye and resumed his business from before, which involved heading back to the throne room.
He found Queen Glinda sitting upright in her throne, proud and regal, every bit the picturesque Queen. But beyond that facade, he could see everything she wished to hide. Everything she wouldn't- couldn't- say aloud. A hint of respect bloomed in his eyes as he approached her, and he briefly lowered his head in respect- a gesture he did not do for many.
""I wish to again apologize for my behavior yesterday; it was unbecoming of me. Perhaps, if you aren't too busy, we could speak over breakfast?"
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 7, 2015 21:21:53 GMT -6
Alvis unlocked and held the door for Nobunaga. After watching him disappear from view, Alvis stopped to think to himself.
"Although..." he muttered, "if he truly is as he says, then perhaps... No. Occupying Yggdrasil takes priority. I will wait."
Alvis turned and resumed his business.
Glinda smiled. "Good morning, Nobunaga. I would enjoy that, yes. Is there anything in particular you wish to eat? I can order it to be delivered here."
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Post by Neo on Oct 9, 2015 1:49:01 GMT -6
Nobunaga shook his head and smiled. "I'm not particularly picky. Whatever you order is fine with me, Queen Glinda. Though I am curious to see what delicacies your world has to offer. Are we going to eat here?"
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 9, 2015 16:22:33 GMT -6
"We can, yes," replied Glinda. "I shall send a request for Pierre to deliver food and tea to us here, while a table is brought here. Oh, yes, would you like something delivered to your room as well?"
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Post by GX1997 on Oct 9, 2015 17:13:45 GMT -6
Elia was on alert the moment she sensed the Yuleian forces' arrival, and had settled into meditation to better focus on what was happening outside. She felt each shift, even the subtle shifts, as Yggdrassil's mysterious power carried everything on a sort of mystical wind towards its center. She was only listening to what went past her. After Ethan's conversation with the men ended, she projected her thoughts, trusting that he would realize that and use his telepathy to communicate with her so she knew for certain what had just transpired.
Ethan, what happened?
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Post by Neo on Oct 10, 2015 4:35:40 GMT -6
The Windy Bluffs, Northern Aselia, Year 001 of the New Calendarwww.youtube.com/watch?v=gcKBJE8VClsHis black metal armor glistened in the afternoon Sun. It clinked ever so slightly as he walked, and small golden bells dangled from his waist, announcing his presence, and his coming. He carried a spear in each hand, one of dazzling white and one of incomparable darkness, and wore four staves strapped to his back. His face was obscured by a black horned helmet. A great wind swept across the plains, blowing inwards from the north sea. He stopped. A young man in black and white robes stood not far from where the armored man had stopped, his back to him, staring out across the steep cliffs. "Let's finish this.. Once and for all. Once I defeat you, everything will end, and everything will begin. You and the Dragon King are the last obstacles standing in my way. My path to conquest, my dream of a new world, it all leads to you." Gilgamesh tore off his helmet and threw it to the ground, and summoned the four staves from his back, which began to hover and circle around him. Black lightning suddenly crackled around him, and a shockwave exploded out from him in all directions, causing the wind to freeze and the grass to whither. His pale skin turned pitch black, and golden lines of power rapidly spread over his body, shining through his armor. His dark blue eyes turned a deep, dark crimson and his long white hair became like living fire. A thousand giant golden seals suddenly materialized in the air behind him, and from them, thousands and thousands of golden weapons of all kinds and shapes began to emerge. "Zeref!!! Summon your pet, and let us end this!!!"The young man finally turned, his dark red eyes burning like miniature Suns, and a look of calm fury spread across his perfect, almost angelic features. Without a word, he raised his hand, and the world went dark. This is it...! Athena, if I should fall here, I leave my dream and my empire in your hands...!The Black Dragon of the Apocalypse descended, his impossibly large shadow blotting out the Sun, his unfathomably large wings creating a hurricane. God, Demon, and Dragon faced each other on those those silent plains, and the world shook. The world shook, and the world changed. "Divine Demon Mode activate! Lightning God-Dragon mode activate! Behold, the pinnacle of magic and curses combined into one! With the strongest of all Slayer Magic and the Macro given to me by my comrades, I will accomplish the impossible!!! Now, COME TO ME!!! TREASURY OF THE DEMON GOD!!! ETERNAL GATE OF BABYLON!!!!!"The ocean of gold in the sky exploded and descended as one, raining beams of light down upon the world. Acnologia roared, and Zeref raised his hand, and Gilgamesh charged without hesitation, spinning through the air like a whirlwind of color. Gae Bolg, the Spear of the Underworld, and Gungnir, the Spear of Heaven. The Four Staves of the Ancients. The grand magic of the Fairy King. The pinnacle of Slayer Magic and the strongest Macro given to him willingly. The power of a true Etherios, unbound and unlimited. And the Sword of Creation, the ultimate weapon. Would it truly be enough? To slay He who is both Fate and Death? Zeref met his charge unflinchingly, unmoving, catching his spears mid swing with his bare hands. Their eyes locked, and time slowed. Then Zeref raged, and his true voice thundered, and the planet trembled. A wave of ultimate power shredded the ground and sundered the sky, and it sent the Demon King spiraling backwards for miles, barrelling and crashing into the ground. He rebounded and rocketed into the sky, as Acnologia roared, and unleashed an impossible blast of black and white fire from his gaping maw. Knowing if he dodged it the world would end, Gilgamesh held his ground and sucked his breath in sharply. [font color="a31515" "ROAR OF THE DRAGON GOD!!!!"[/font] The sheer force of his own attack pushed Gilgamesh backwards through the air, as the Demon King's roar collided with the Dragon King's roar. The two opposing powers absorbed each other, then condensed and vanished, before imploding in a deafening explosion that could be seen from every corner of the world. Undaunted, unimpressed, the God of Death walked underneath the blast, as the land crumbled and fell into the ocean, twin balls of absolute darkness forming in his hands. Time froze, and he materialized behind Gilgamesh. "You believe you understand, yet you comprehend nothing. And for that arrogance, you will perish." Gilgamesh's eyes widened as he turned, just in time to take Zeref's attack in full. Once more he was sent flying, but this time, he caught himself mid air, and conjured a giant spear of burning light, hurling it at Zeref in retaliation, while his four staves launched simultaneous blasts of elemental energy. Acnologia flew at him from behind, and Gilgamesh immediately turned to face him, lodging Gungnir and Gae Bolg into the Dragon King's gaping maw, just as he would have been swallowed whole. The incalculable weight of the Dragon King and unbridled force of the collision overpowered Gilgamesh and sent him spiraling towards the ground, as he desperately tried to keep the Dragon King at bay. At the last second, Gilgamesh suddenly disappeared, fading away as Acnologia's jaws crushed the doppelganger into oblivion. The Demon King reappeared high above the Black Dragon, and a massive golden seal materialized on the ground at the dragon's feet. Pillars of light erupted from the ground, surrounding Acnologia, while a thousand smaller seals appeared in the sky above him. Chains of light erupted from the giant pillars, temporarily binding the massive beast, while the Gate of Babylon yawned open once more. Before he could finish the attack, a shockwave of darkness flew past him, forcing him to break contact in order to dodge. The shockwave impacted the ocean instead, carving a trench in the sea and parting the water for miles. Acnologia shattered the chains binding him and took to the skies once more, while Gilgamesh suddenly clapped his hands together, as if to pray, and crossed his legs, like he was sitting on the sky. He closed his eyes. "Supreme Magic: Avatar of Bishamonten: 100 Hands!!!!"The world shook once more as a giant clad in brilliant white rose out of the earth, towering above Gilgamesh, surrounding him like a protective shield. He moved his right hand, and the giant's fifty massive right hands moved in unison with him. Gilgamesh swung his hand towards Acnologia, and Bishamonten responded, and fifty giant hands slammed into the Dragon King, flattening him into the ground. Gilgamesh then conjured twelve giant spears of light, which began to circle around his avatar, unleashing consecutive blasts of light at both of his opponents. His four staves continued to hover around him as he sat on the sky, creating a magical barrier around him. He clapped his hands back together, and swung his left hand. Bishamonten's fifty left hands came crashing down on Acnologia once more, while Gilgamesh opened his mouth and unleashed a black tornado of wind and lightning. His blast collided with a wave of power from Zeref, who appeared completely unscathed by Gilgamesh's previous attacks, and the two cancelled each other out, resulting in a massive shockwave. Gilgamesh moved his left hand again immediately, and Bishamonten's hands slammed into Zeref. The God of Death attempted to catch the attack with his bare hands, but was pushed back and sent spiraling backwards through the air. A small smile curved across the Demon King's lips. The first hit. This proves it. I have overcome fate itself! Only I can accomplish the impossible!!!Acnologia roared as he shook off Bishamonten's attack, and the Dragon King began to glow with immense power. His already giant form began to grow and change. Zeref materialized once more, suddenly enveloped in a towering black aura, his red eyes now a soulless black. And his body too began to change, as he shed his human shell and donned his true form. Gilgamesh laughed in delight, and he laughed harder and harder, and as his hysterical laughter echoed through the heavens, his eyes shot open. No longer red, they were a pure glowing white, without pupils. "YES!!! That's it! Show me!!! Show me your true strength!!! Finally!!! It all ends here!!!!!!A small orb of golden light, shining like the Sun itself, formed in between Gilgamesh's palms. "FAIRY.... LAW." -End of Part 1-
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2015 18:02:40 GMT -6
"Doesn't look half bad," Bowser said as he easily picks up the pepper. "Hmm defently got some weight to it too," Bowser said as he said midly impressed by the weight of the food. "Well as my good friend Mario would say lets go," Bowser said as he opened his mouth and just threw the entire thing in his mouth in one bite.
Bowser was silent for a few moments chewing and slowly swallowing the food. "This food, its.....," Bowser said as tears began forming. "It's the greatest Fracking food ever," Bowser said as he let out a might flame towards the heavens.
"Umm sire mind keeping the flames in check....," Kamek said just as he was seared by some flames. "Umm never mind," Kamek said as his face was blackened and he fainted.
"You my friend are the greatest minion ever, if I had minions as great as you, I could easily take over multiple kingdoms," Bowser said as he patted the chef on the back.
While Bowser was celebrating the greatest food in the history of ever, Bowser Jr noticed something very familiar. "Hey I remember that guy with those strange minions," Bowser Jr said as he made his way towards Joshua. "Hey Joshie remember me?" Bowser Jr. asked innocently.
"Umm Hulk he's some guy," Catie said.
"Umm Mr. Irving for the love of everyone here please don't let her any where's near a ryfle," Sam pleaded with Irving
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Post by SummerCrow on Oct 10, 2015 21:08:24 GMT -6
While the others debate the existence of angry, green men and the wisdom of giving Catie an intricate, deadly magicannon to play with, June pulls Seraph to the side. "Excuse me, Sir Seraph, but that lance... I feel that I've seen it before. It's no ordinary lance, is it?"
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 10, 2015 21:33:26 GMT -6
Against my better judgment...
Irving shrugged at Sam. "I'm the last person to stop someone's freedom to make their own decisions."
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Post by SummerCrow on Oct 10, 2015 22:21:18 GMT -6
"...My husband used to wield it," June explains. "Before he lost it when someone used warp magic while- nevermind. More importantly, how can this be? How can... You said it's a copy from another world?"
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Post by Neo on Oct 10, 2015 22:41:17 GMT -6
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcKBJE8VCls"FAIRY.... LAW." Gilgamesh slammed his hands together, and Bishamonten did the same, creating a massive shockwave that forced the God of Death and the Dragon God back. The ball of light in his hands exploded in a blinding flash of golden light that could be seen from miles away. At last... It's done. Finally... All the sacrifices, all the death, all the sorrow... Everything I've done, all the pain and misery I've caused... All the blood on my hands... Everything I've had to endure... None of it was in vain... Now... We can finally create a new future.The light cleared, and Gilgamesh's eyes widened in disbelief. "I-Impossible... T-There's no way...""You still comprehend nothing. He who bears True Sin cannot forge a new future. You do not possess the knowledge required to challenge me. Begone.Zeref held out his hand, and all of Gilgamesh's carefully planned defenses shattered like glass. The Avatar of Bishamonten fizzled and faded into the wind, and his meager magical barrier simply ceased to be. He hovered there, in the sky, for a moment longer, stunned into silence, and then he was thrown out of the sky like a child's doll being casually tossed aside by a parent. Just like that, it was over. His weapons were scattered to the wind and out of reach, and his magic power had been all but depleted by that single attack. Without the power to sustain it, his form returned to normal. He lay there, his face buried in the dirt, and screamed. He clenched his fists in the dirt, grit his teeth, and attempted to stand. "No... It can't end here. Not after everything... Not like this. I've sacrificed too much, far too much for it to end like this..." He stumbled to his feet through sheer force of will, his legs barely able to support his weight, and defiantly stared up at the colossal being in the sky. "... I lack the knowledge? Maybe so. Have I committed countless sins, countless atrocities? Yes. I have an entire ocean of blood on my hands. And I don't give a damn what happens to me, if there is an afterlife. But I am going to change this world. And to do that, I have to kill you. It's as simple as that." - Awakening- Gilgamesh closed his eyes and raised his hand. A golden key materialized in his hand. I always knew it would come to this...He spoke, his voice barely more than a whisper, and yet it echoed across the sky. "I am he who has learned." "That dreams disappear after one wakes, every last one." A crimson red matrix burst from the golden key, lines and lines twisting around each other, snaking up to fill the sky, to create the Reality Circuit. "So as I wake, I cast aside all foolish aspirations, and vow to live for thy name." "Now, to put an end to this Eternal Dream, I shall accept the stark reality!!!" The red lines disappeared from the sky, and formed a small orb of golden light, from which Gilgamesh slowly retrieved his final trump card, his Ultimate Phantasm. Reality itself crackled and distorted. Space and Time bent and flickered. The universe cried out. "Now, AWAKEN EA!!!" He fully retrieved the Sword of Creation, and raised it high into the air. "Look up and behold! ENUMA ELISH!!!!!! Zeref smiled, and closed his eyes. *FLASH*
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Post by SummerCrow on Oct 10, 2015 22:59:58 GMT -6
"Jugdralian...!?" June gasps. "How can you know about Jugdral...? Unless you're from my world? N-no, then how could you... the Gae Bolg...? Or... Somehow, both our worlds had a country called Jugdral, with a crusader Noba, who wielded a lance called the Gae Bolg... Ngh, my head hurts..."
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