The Official Team Nova RP Omake Topic

Jupiter: It's called an unspoken plan guarantee. The less we talk about it the more likely we'll be able to pull it off.

Saturn: But we have to foreshadow it so it doesn't seem like an ass-pull.

Eusine: You know you don't have to be so convoluted right? Everyone knows the jailbreak is going to work anyways.

Jupiter: Yeah. All the more reason to do something completely insane.

Esuine: If you wanted insane, why not just one-man-army the complex?

Arceus: Because I'm too flipping brilliant to do things the easy way, that's why.

Celeste: Am I still killing you?

Arceus: Haha. That's cute. A few more weeks, then we'll get back to you.

Joanna: Ooh! And me too?

Arceus: Yep, you're up next.

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Molly: Cheer up. Being enigmatic is kinda fun.

Blue: Right, because it's "Gary" instead of Blue. Ooooh I'm a total mystery now.

Molly: Just enjoy the character development alright?

Blue: Like I need character. I'm Blue Mother****ing Oak!

Molly: Unfortunate design philosophy there...

Arceus: Hey, at least I'm trying with you! 

Molly: Never mind. Want to explain LaRousse City?

Arceus: It's the city from the Deoxys movie making a cameo, that's all.

Molly: And why would you want that city in particular making a cameo?

Arceus: People can figure that much out on their own.

Celeste: So I was thinking about Stephen Hawking since there's a movie about him coming out soon...

Arceus: Who doesn't exist in your universe.

Celete: You broke my fourth wall. Anyways, his work dealt with unifying Quantum Mechanics and General Relativity. Now, I'm no expert, but General Relativity deals with relative motion and spacetime, while Quantum Mechanics deals with subatomic particle and wave behavior, and the big problem in physics is getting the two to become the same thing, right?

Arceus: A real god never reveals all her secrets.

Celeste: Well, if I remember correctly, according to General Relativity, as you approach the speed of light, time changes such that relative to you, light is at the same speed and everything else slows down. Theoretically, if you traveled at the speed of light, time would not pass for you. A similar effect is thought to happen near black holes, since the massive amount of gravity distorts spacetime such that space is curved and therefore light would have to slow down to move at the same speed across it. But since light has to be constant, time slows down instead, meaning that minutes inside a black hole could result in hours passing outside it.

Arceus: You're boring everyone, but go on.

Celeste: Well...what if light is a modification of spacetime like gravity is? It's an indicator of time passing. When light doesn't slow down, it's actually time not slowing down. Photons are time particles, which are a side effect of the passing of time. And I know that without equations I'm talking out of my rear, but you see my point?

Arceus: Sure.

Celeste: Now, if we somehow managed to stop the motion of light...then that would be akin to stopping time. Potentially, if a region of space were brought to absolute zero, where nothing could move, it would be impossible to detect the passage of time inside that zone. Perhaps that is because time actually stops. Which makes even more sense because temperature is a measure of entropy, which is also related to the passage of time. No heat, entropy is constant, time stops, just like past the event horizon of a black hole. Am I onto something here or what?

Arceus: ...hey Celeste, why do you think Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina are Dragons?

...

Arceus: Why do you think Dragons are only weak to other Dragons, Fairies that represent magic that break the laws of physics, and Ice?

*Celeste's mind explodes*


Disclaimer: This is not real physics. There's something called the "Uncertainty Principle" and "Zero-Point Energy" that makes complete lack of motion impossible.

Edit: Unless of course that uncertainty is due to the branching of alternate dimensions, in which case time (and light) is actually caused and pushed forwards by the splitting of timelines and I should really get back to writing about practical science I know something about.

Arceus: Hold on. Is it Dream Mist or Dream Smoke?

Celeste: Weed, MJ, Cannabis, same thing. Wait, why are you asking us?

Arceus: because shut up.

Grant: So... that's over already, huh?

Gawain: Yup.

Grant: You... you wanna talk about what happened?

Gawain: ...Nope.

Grant: Yeah... Yeah, me neither.

Gawain: ...At least they didn't play 'Magby'...

Grant: ...What?

Cheryl: "Curtis, I've been meaning to ask... Magby?"
Curtis: "...We don't talk about Magby."

Cobalion: "Hmph... It is as I suspected."

All eyes on the table darted between Hugh (who had his legs up on the table), and the second Spoiler character.

Anna: "Gig's up. Time to reveal yourselves!"

The first spoiler character fizzled and turned to static before a much shorter person took its place. Emma removed her helmet and tucked it under her arm as she pumped her fist upward in triumph... Until she looked that no one was paying attention to her, at which point her enthusiasm died.

The second spoiler character pulled off their cloak to reveal themselves. Hugh simply stood there, crossing his arms. He looked to the Hugh with their legs up.

Hugh: "You didn't even try to keep character! Were you trying to make me a joke?!"

"Hugh" raised an open palm, to which Anna slapped a wad of cash onto. The illusion faded, revealing a smug looking Zoroark grinning at everyone. He shrugged.

Zoroark: "They didn't catch on, so why complain?"

Joshua: "You sellout! If you wanted something that needed money, you could've just asked!"

Zoroark: "Excuse me for trying to be an strong, independent Pokemon who don't need no trainer! The only struggle was covering up the pomegranate drink I dropped. I'm surprised none of you heard the glass shattering!"

Zoroark held up his hands to show how impractical they were for wine glass holding.

Rosa: "So that's what that was... I thought I was having another....episode..."

Curtis looked at Rosa with a worried expression. Emma coughed loudly in a fruitless attempt to get people to notice her.

Yancy: "But Zoroark... What is it that you need that requires that much money?"

Zoroark: "Secret. Anyway, I'm off!"

The Pokemon bolted away, avoiding the shards of glass on the ground beside him. Emma clasped her hands.

Emma: "Excellent! Now--"

Keldeo: "I think I've been neglecting my training. I should've seen that coming days ago!"

Mira: "Mira still doesn't believe it!

...Riley, please stop playing dead."

Riley sprung up from his coma.

Riley: "Aha! Now I can have dialogue again!"

Emma: "Uhhh, guys? Hellooooo?"

Cheryl: "Surely, there were less destructive options that you could've taken."

Riley: "Sure, but that method was way funnier."

Curtis: "With all due respect captain, your humor eludes me."

Marley: "...I still wonder what that Zoroark planned to do with all that money..."

Emma gave up and curled up to a fetal position.

Emma: "Nobody likes me."

Emma felt a pat on the back. Hugh had knelt down.

Hugh: "Don't worry. You're just new. You'll have your chance."

Emma: "...You know what? You're probably right. Thanks, Hugh."

Mira: "Awwwwwww, the always-pissed-off-guy has a heart!"

Celeste: ...you have no idea the kind of plot holes you introduced just for shock value.

Arceus: All decisions were made by insane people who were out of their element. It's been long in the planning, but it's rushed now since everything has to happen at once before the RP moves on.

Celeste: Right. Where the hell were Galactic's pokemon in all that?

Arceus: All will be explained in time. Patience young grasshopper.

Celeste: And you couldn't have done this while nobody else was posting? I mean, it's not as if this was essential to what's going on in Lilycove.

Arceus: It is. I assure you. And what are you, my shoulder EoF?

Celeste: I wish I could be that snarky.

Cheryl: "Hmm... this boy seems to be profusely bleeding from the gro--"

All males: "DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!"