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Post by HHDeception on Sept 7, 2014 22:55:23 GMT -6
In a similar vein to this topic: cyoa-verse.boards.net/thread/107/team-nova-rp-shortsNow re-branded and hopefully getting more attention. Fellow Nova RPers! I felt like something significant should happen considering that it's our one year anniversary so I present here the Official Team Nova RP Omake topic! Omake: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OmakeWhat happens here? Silliness. Nonsense. Total tomfoolery. Absolute absurdity. Non-canon shenanigans of the highest degree. It's the Mailbag only there's no questions and everyone can contribute. You don't even have to write properly, this is all just silliness. But first, let's hear our RP character's thoughts on the Nova-versary. Celeste: A year? Feels like a lot longer to me...Ah well, I blame Dialga. Thanks for reading everyone! Jirachi pulls a popper and confetti streams out. Eusine: Psh, dude, get to the partying. Happy Nova-versary, whatever that is. Blue: ...are you serious? I was ignored for a whole flipping year?!?! I'M BLUE MUDDAFRIKKIN OAK! Eusine: Dude. Chill. Drink something. DJ! Wherever you are, pump it up! Anyways, where are the girls? Mars: Not on your life. But I will take that drink. Jupiter: This is pointless. Saturn: What she said. We're boring like that. Wanna go find somewhere quiet? Jupiter: Better than being around here... Joanna: Ooh party? Will there be cake? Disco: *Squeak!* Shoegaze remains stoic, but bobs his head to the music. Yveltal: Hey kid, did you know cake and death taste like the same thing? We got any poffins around here? I'd rather not eat someone's soul.Palkia: DUUUUUUUUDE PARTY TIME! And hey, I, like, think I found a dealer!HHD!Anna: ...you know, even I'm not sure if I wanna sell this stuff. Celebi: Hey, you started selling my Red Seeds, you might as well sell out completely now. Anyways, Happy Nova-versary. I think I'll revisit this day in the future. Dialga: If I wasn't a tiny stuffed toy with a plastic mallet I would express my disdain for this. But for now I will sit here and continue being a visual pun of the expression "hammertime"Arceus!Anna: Oh yeah, funny how that turned out. That wasn't even intentional. Harry: Why the hell was I invited here? I'm evil! I should be killing all these people. Marissa: Just loosen up a bit will ya? You got that mask on too tight. Celena: CELENA SMASH! Molly: ....I think I'll just stick to the walls... Celeste: How the hell did HHD go from writing a scientist to... all that ^ !? Arceus!Anna: I blame EoF. Let the celebrations commence!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2014 23:20:12 GMT -6
Looks around all Shiftry and everything.
Yo Palkia I have somebody really interested in those space drugs of yours.
Name your price no number is too high. (Pulls out a vial) we got souls we can sacrifice to you but my client insists he wants your space drugs.
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Post by GX1997 on Sept 8, 2014 5:08:39 GMT -6
Meridia: I'll skip the refreshments. I learned my lesson at the Christmas party last year. *glares at Celebi*
Squirtle: *leaves to find coffee*
Maurice: Where did Jay go? All my well thought out, well developed, villainous plans, ruined by his disappearance! This new person clearly has no clue what they're doing, and let's not forget how she butchered my characterization.
Yeah, thanks Maurice. It's not like I'm trying to make things work.
Maurice: And what happened to all those people who were dumb and challenged me to a fight?
Meridia: Maybe Giratina ate them.
Giratina: *returns to the distortion world*
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Post by Golurkcanfly on Sept 8, 2014 5:51:37 GMT -6
Anna: "Did anyone else notice that Katherine, arguably the most Japanese person in this RP, is one of the few characters not from Japan?"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 10:59:18 GMT -6
Austin: Definetly madness. Wait, Maurice? AHHH! *Flies At Maurice with RazorShell Sword and Galaxy Blade extended*
Lacey: Wait why is my hair pink? What am I Yundere all the sudden? SOmeone Help Me!
Fennel:Eusine! I had Laser-eye surgery last week and I don't wear glasses anymore! Happy Nova-versery
Shogun: "Master, Wait ! Happy Nova-versery"
Ace:" Wait, hi there, what up, home dogs!? happy, Whatever! "
Ashley: Not again, I hate these!
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Post by HHDeception on Sept 8, 2014 11:19:02 GMT -6
Palkia: Dude, I don't want your money! You gotta pay me in...STREET CRED BRO! Earn that righteous cutter by beating me in a surf off, whaddya say!
HHD!Anna: Only $1000 a try!
Celeste: You don't think this will detract from the actual RP do you?
Anna!Arceus: Detracting more from the actual RP isn't possible.
Celeste: So...when's that whole "Explanation to Everything" you promised going to happen?
(just assume from now on all mentions of Arceus look like Anna)
Arceus: When I feel like it. Now go stop Eusine from hitting on me, it's creepy.
Eusine: *sad face*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 12:32:05 GMT -6
Throws off trench coat to reveal a turtle ninja wearing a blue head band.
Surfing contest I got this adorable yellow Pikachu to teach me all about surfing. Your on Cowabunga. (Charges toward Palkia with surfboard in hand). So where's Anna at and how and where do I pay (looks around for Anna in her Arecunes form)
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Post by HHDeception on Sept 8, 2014 12:54:58 GMT -6
Arceus: Who, me?
HHD!Anna: I'm right here! That's not me, that's a god using my body. And she can use my body any time at all.
Arceus: ...alright, I'm thinking that maybe this cheap joke wasn't worth it.
Celeste: The avatar of the male author being a hot girl who's primary use has been fanservice? Yeah, probably not.
Arceus: I only have like one or two more scenes anyways....no biggie.
Celeste: And the fan art?
Arceus: ...I'll save my reactions for the mailbag.
Palkia: BRING IT BRO!
Palkia's substitute hops on a surfboard as space distorts around him in a wave shape. He hangs ten into a black hole and tube rides the wormhole, popping out on the dance floor in a spray of pocket dimensions.
Palkia: Chyeah, you didn't think I meant water did you? Weak sauce brah, weak sauce.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 14:03:48 GMT -6
You mean we are actually surfing space......
I just want to know who I would pay Anna, Arcunes, the coffee drinking Squirtle.
EXCELLENT!!!!
I thought water would be weak but surfing space its self luckly master Pika has prepared me (I don't know how but its Pikachu so I guess he found a way to do it shrugs shoulders.).
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 14:32:44 GMT -6
Austin Flew at Maurice. "DIE, BASTARD!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 14:32:55 GMT -6
Austin Flew at Maurice. "DIE, BASTARD!"
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Post by HHDeception on Sept 8, 2014 22:00:28 GMT -6
Palkia: Oh MAN! Could it be? No. NO. SHOW YOURSELF BRAH!
The substitute spins and space rends itself around the surfing pikachu to reveal Nyan Cat inside of it hiding behind spatial membrane.
Palkia: NYAN CAT! MY ARCH ENEMY! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BODACIOUS SHOWDOWN! HAVE AT YE!
Both cosmic entities rocket out through the ceiling.
HHD!Anna: ...Well you technically still gotta pay me since you challenged him.
Meanwhile in another corner of the room
Dialga: ...I thought I was his arch enemy...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 22:05:43 GMT -6
So do I pay you and you give me the drugs then Nurse Jo....Anna. Or do I wait for the other Anna who's being possesd by the Arcunes.
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Post by HHDeception on Sept 8, 2014 22:24:17 GMT -6
Anna looks up at the holes in the ceiling.
HHD!Anna: He took the drugs with him. You can pay me now though and I'll get back to you! Maybe you'd like some of these seeds instead.
Arceus: That's it, I'm changing bodies. Hyah!
Anna!Arceus changes into Celeste!Arceus, only he's 5 years younger looking one from the start of the RP, and not the grizzled older present one.
Celeste: Woah...I looked like that?
Arceus: I supposed so. Like what you see?
Celeste: ...I really needed to lose some weight back then.
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Post by empireoffire on Sept 9, 2014 3:17:25 GMT -6
*clang*
Team EoF tapped their wine glasses in a toast and drank their contents, except for Joshua, who swore off alcohol after an ill-fated incident in the past involving Cubone Skull that he hopes won't be asked anytime soon in a future mailbag episode.
"I still can't believe it's been a full year", said Yancy. "Sure, the posting rate could be better, but we've told a great story and it'll be continuing slow and steady anyway."
"Couldn't have said it better myself", said Joshua. He put his arm around Yancy and pulled her closer. "And to think, our writer came into this worried he couldn't write a proper romance!"
"I still remember the time I was public domain and being written by multiple people at once", said Riley. "Good times."
"I still remember how I was going to be a one-shot character", said Nelson.
"Mira loves appearing later on and doing just enough to join in the anniversary!" declared the person in question.
"To be fair", said Marley, "I was going to get a cameo appearance earlier on... It merely never happened because someone was being uncooperative..."
"Though it doesn't feel like I've done much, I'm now 9 months old", said Cheryl. "...My screentime was only comparatively limited due to the slump period."
"Don't worry, I'm only just now becoming a major character", said Rosa. "And I've been around since Episode 4."
"And you're going to fight Kyurem of all things", said Curtis, placing a hand over Rosa's. "If that doesn't get people's attention, I don't know what will."
"I do wonder whether he will live up to his introduction during the filler period", said Cobalion.
"As long as we're not mortal enemies like the anime movie", said Keldeo.
"I'm just bidding my time until I get the spotlight", said Hugh. "Sure I... might end up not being in that one crossover because they have no idea what to do with me... But the writer will think of something!... Right?"
"Not that I don't appreciate being here", said Ceela, "but what's the story about those guys?"
She pointed to a trio of people wearing dark robes and a white mask that covers their entire face. Ceela said "guys", but the truth is that their gender couldn't really be determined at a glance.
"Oh, them?" said EoF!Anna (the Joshua/Hugh/Yancy one, not the Stat Trainers one), who teleported in from nowhere. "They're the spoiler characters! They got a pseudo-character sheet filled out for them in the crossover, so they technically exist and thus are allowed into the festivities!
...Just don't mind their incredibly creepy masks. They won't be wearing them in their proper appearances."
One of the figures bowed while another curtsied and the other simply nodded their head.
"...Was that a hint?" asked Hugh.
"Pfftt. You're over-analyzing, I'm sure!" replied EoF!Anna. "Besides, I heard our writer is a dirty liar sometimes..."
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Post by SwordMasterEX on Sept 9, 2014 4:39:02 GMT -6
Hyperion: Can I talk to him now?
Assistant #5: About what? I thought this matter was already resolved.
Hyperion: About how I was stuffed in a barrel, put on a bus and had to fight Mecha demon Mounties riding maple syryp monsters out of the evil empire Neo Canada! I thought I had a backstory and plotlines to fill out! And what happened to my team! My f***ing scientist switched genders so many times I forgot who was who! Their personalities aren't even consistent!
Assistant #5: You mean Mystique's meddling? He said he'd get around to that. You're just not priority.
Hyperion: He's working on three projects tops! Who the **** comes before me!? And more importantly, how much time can they f***in' take?! It's been months!
Assistant #5: Well let's check the list... Pearl Jam takes first, then there's a CYOA... woah, you're pretty low priority, but you can take solace in knowing you rank above Bastin and Dr.Stein. And at least you're not dead like the other two!
Hyperion: ..........Just how long is this list?
Assistant #5: Long enough for you too know it's gonna be awhile. Espicially since Pearl is getting more attention.
Hyperion: Alright, what's so great about her?
Assistant #5: He thought you'd ask that.
A magical door opens and the pretty, young assistant comes back with a Naked woman who's hair was green.
Assistant #5: He said, and I quote, "Can you grow a b****in' pair of tits like these while your brooding? Huh? Well can you punk?!..... I'm gonna play more D3."
The woman is pushed back through the magic door and the Assistant makes a note.
Assistant #5: Oh and he asked me to give you a b****in' pair of tits, but he said it kind of dejectedly. I think he's in a slump and probably won't be focusing properly for awhile.
Hyperion: So if I can lift him out of his-
Assistant #5: I know what you're thinking there cowboy, but only one man can fix this.
Hyperion: Well who is it?
Assistant #5: The one known as The Big Cheese. Good luck reaching him though. That's an arduous task with little chance of success.
Hyperion: *sigh* Can I at least pitch an Idea to him? Maybe it can lift him out of his funk and he can post again.
Assistant #5: You'll have to wait with your villains. Unless you want to talk to him in which case you'll have to wait again.
Time passes by very slowly for Hyperion while the Assistant stands near the magic door. He finally feels enough time pass by before walking up to her again.
Hyperion: Can I talk to him now?
Assistant #5: About what? I thought this matter was already resolved.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 9:38:08 GMT -6
Yeah I guess my client would like the seeds. (Hands money to Anna) What do these seeds do if I may ask?
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Post by empireoffire on Sept 22, 2014 3:26:44 GMT -6
Hugh looked down at his wine glass. "What did you say this was, again?" He asked Anna.
"Pomegranate."
"I like it!"
Hugh picked up the wine glass and took a swig. Joshua thought he heard the sound of glass breaking somewhere.
"Say, Riley", said Yancy. "You can identify people by their auras, right?"
Riley knew what she was going to ask and started sweating bullets appropriately.
"Do you recognize any of the Spoiler characters?"
As all eyes looked towards him, Riley stared wide-eyed like a deer in headlights.
... He then stopped sweating and smirked as he picked up his drink. "...I have nothing to say."
"...Your feeble attempts at dodging the question signifies that you do ", stated Marley.
Riley choked on his drink and began having a coughing fit.
"Didn't need the power of aura to see through THAT one", snarked Keldeo.
"...Well Riley?" Said Curtis. "We await your response."
Riley panicked and did something very stupid. He pressure-pointed himself with aura and knocked himself unconscious, falling back in his seat.
"Oh dear", said Cheryl. "He did that. If it's anything like last time, he won't wake up until the spoiler is revealed in the RP proper."
"That seems excessive", said Rosa.
"Damn, he's good", muttered Ceela. "It was cowardly and probably not the most painless idea, but it was good."
"Mira hopes that we find out soon!" She exclaimed. "Mira hates suspense!"
"Someone Riley recognizes", thought Joshua aloud. "Curiouser and curiouser."
"...By the way", said Nelson, "what about those Spoiler summons in that crossover?"
"No", asserted Cobalion. "Let us consider one matter at a time."
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Post by HHDeception on Sept 26, 2014 19:57:20 GMT -6
Celebi: So let me get this straight.
*Points at Jirachi* "You're an eldritch abomination"
*Points at Palkia* "You're a spoiled youngest child"
*Points at Dialga* "You're a neglected middle kid"
*Points at Giratina "And you're a teenager."
Arceus: ...I suppose so. Yeah.
Celebi: What does that make me?
Yveltal: The stick up Dialga's arse?
Celeste: Next time on the Bold and the Beautifly...
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Post by HHDeception on Sept 26, 2014 21:59:06 GMT -6
Arceus:...did that really just happen?
Celeste: You're an asshole you know that?
Arceus: No, YOU'RE the asshole! I had this all planned ever since you died you know? All the connections, the lore behind the sword, Jirach and Giratina being linked, your entire path up to meeting me, that's been in the works for over a year! And now you've decided to turn on me?
Celeste: Hey, you're the one that decided to let me be autonomous. I'm not a nice person, and I'm dumb when I'm angry.
Arceus: So...so now what? You were supposed to [spoilers] and [spoilers] and then defeat Celena with [spoilers] and Duncan with [spoilers] and...
Celeste: Tough luck.
Meanwhile, Jirachi was having fun scaring Disco and Shoegaze by flying around wearing a Giratina mask.
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