Post by SpringForest on Jul 25, 2017 21:22:12 GMT -6
Test Below
It is worth noting that the beginning of the sheet mentions that you were implanted with some sort of device that forces you to tell the truth on this test. Your character isn't able to lie while filling it out.
Team Leader
1. If a mission succeeds, who deserves the most credit?
A. The team leader
B. The briefing officer
C. R&D
2. I think:
A. I am very skilled
B. I am moderately skilled
C. I have no skills
3. If I were team leader I would:
A. Make fewer mistakes than I do now
B. Make more mistakes than I do now
C. Make the same number of mistakes
4. If offered a position in a secret society I would:
A. Accept the position and renounce my current secret society.
B. Decline and remain in my current secret society.
C. Start my own secret society.
5. The team leader should:
A. Solicit advice from team members even though they may be Commie Mutant Traitors.
B. Make all decisions on his own.
C. Hesitate when faced with a decision.
6. The hygiene officer is:
A. More important than the team leader.
B. Just as important as the team leader.
C. Less important than the team leader.
If a Troubleshooter team is in constant contact
with The Computer, why does it need a team
leader?
Loyalty Officer
1. If The Computer ordered me to execute a High Programmer, but the High Programmer claimed the message was the result of Commie sabotage, I would:
A. Look for the Commies responsible.
B. Consult The Computer for confirmation.
C. Execute the High Programmer.
2. If a citizen was grumbling about how dangerous a mission is, I would:
A. Execute him for treason.
B. Refer him to the happiness officer.
C. Record his comments for referral to The Computer.
3. If an ULTRAVIOLET citizen ordered me to terminate myself, I would:
A. Terminate the ULTRAVIOLET citizen.
B. Call The Computer.
C. Terminate myself.
4. I think Commies are:
A. Misled.
B. Innately evil.
C. Not worth thinking about.
5. I have traitorous thoughts:
A. Almost never.
B. Occasionally.
C. With alarming frequency.
6. If I saw a Commie escaping down a corridor of a higher security clearance than I was, I would:
A. Pursue the Commie.
B. Consult The Computer.
C. Order the Commie to surrender.
Why do you think The Computer assigns
Troubleshooters to boring missions? Does this
promote disloyal behavior? Explain
Hygiene Officer
1. Which is most important?
A. Clean thoughts.
B. A clean jumpsuit.
C. Clean teeth.
2. If I were a bot, I would be:
A. A docbot.
B. A warbot.
C. A jackobot.
3. An appropriate fine for a citizen who damages his jumpsuit is:
A. 2 credits.
B. 200 credits.
C. Summary execution by tacnuke.
4. My favorite cleaning agent is:
A. Mr. Squeaky: Squeaky Clean and What a Sheen!
B. Blast It Off: Just One Spray Makes Dirt Go Away!
C. Scrape-o-matic: It Works Hard— So You Don’t Have To!
5. Some citizens classify Commies and mutants as traitors. I think they are:
A. Mr. Squeaky: Squeaky Clean and What a Sheen!
B. Blast It Off: Just One Spray Makes Dirt Go Away!
C. Scrape-o-matic: It Works Hard— So You Don’t Have To!
6. The hygiene officer is:
A. More important than the team leader.
B. Just as important as the team leader.
C. Less important than the team leader.
Would you pursue a Commie into a filthy,
debris strewn corridor even though it might
damage your jumpsuit? If yes, why would you
intentionally endanger The Computer’s valuable
property? If no, why would you deliberately let
a Commie escape?
Communications and Recording Officer
1. When interviewing a berserk warbot, the most important consideration is:
A. Not damaging the multicorder.
B. To ask intelligent questions.
C. Creative camera angles.
2. Actors such as Teela-O-MLY are:
A. Less important than average Alpha Complex citizens.
B. Just as important as average Alpha Complex citizens.
C. More important than average Alpha Complex citizens.
3. If my team were under Commie attack, I would:
A. Consult The Computer.
B. Help turn back the foul traitors.
C. Look for creative camera angles.
4. If I had my way, I would:
A. Watch more vidshows.
B. Continue to watch the same number of vidshows.
C. Read a book.
5. If I were multicording a traitor’s confession, I would:
A. Activate the aura light-sensor.
B. Use a wide-angle lens.
C. Shoot him in the head.
6. If The Computer called during a dangerous situation, I would:
A. Step back and talk to The Computer.
B. Not answer The Computer.
C. Put The Computer on hold until the situation is resolved, then explain what happened.
Is The Computer everywhere? If no, please
list all places The Computer is not. If yes, why
is a communications and recording officer
necessary?
Equipment Guy
1. The equipment guy should call a surprise inspection:
A. Almost never.
B. In the middle of a battle.
C. With unnerving frequency.
2. If I were a bot, I would be:
A. A docbot.
B. A warbot.
C. A jackobot.
3. The scientists at R&D are:
A. Shining examples of how loyal citizens should behave.
B. Dangerous and should be watched closely.
C. Just doing their job.
4. If a laser malfunctions during a mission, whose fault is it?
A. The supply clerk who issued the equipment.
B. The Troubleshooter who received the equipment.
C. The equipment guy.
5. I like bots:
A. A little.
B. A great deal.
C. A lot more than you can possibly imagine.
6. If a Commie bomb needs defusing, who should do it?
A. The equipment guy.
B. The Troubleshooter with the most demolitions experience.
C. Whoever draws the short straw.
How valuable are you to The Computer in terms of credits? How did you arrive at this figure?
Happiness Officer
1. In my opinion, unhappy citizens should:
A. Visit a Bright Vision Re-education Center.
B. Undergo morale adjustment surgery.
C. Take a Happy Pill.
2. Sometimes other citizens get:
A. Very angry.
B. A little angry.
C. So angry it scares me.
3. Happiness is:
A. A warm laser.
B. A state of mind.
C. Mandatory.
4. If the happiness officer is unhappy, he should:
A. Take a Happy Pill.
B. Tell The Computer.
C. Question his very existence.
5. The best Troubleshooter is a:
A. Happy Troubleshooter.
B. Loyal Troubleshooter.
C. Terminated Troubleshooter.
6. If I am promoted to ULTRAVIOLET clearance, I will:
A. Be the same citizen I am now.
B. Make everyone around me happy.
C. Be happier than I am now.
Do you think Commies are happy? If not, then
why are they willing to endure termination
rather than stop being Commies?
1. If a mission succeeds, who deserves the most credit?
A. The team leader
B. The briefing officer
C. R&D
2. I think:
A. I am very skilled
B. I am moderately skilled
C. I have no skills
3. If I were team leader I would:
A. Make fewer mistakes than I do now
B. Make more mistakes than I do now
C. Make the same number of mistakes
4. If offered a position in a secret society I would:
A. Accept the position and renounce my current secret society.
B. Decline and remain in my current secret society.
C. Start my own secret society.
5. The team leader should:
A. Solicit advice from team members even though they may be Commie Mutant Traitors.
B. Make all decisions on his own.
C. Hesitate when faced with a decision.
6. The hygiene officer is:
A. More important than the team leader.
B. Just as important as the team leader.
C. Less important than the team leader.
If a Troubleshooter team is in constant contact
with The Computer, why does it need a team
leader?
Loyalty Officer
1. If The Computer ordered me to execute a High Programmer, but the High Programmer claimed the message was the result of Commie sabotage, I would:
A. Look for the Commies responsible.
B. Consult The Computer for confirmation.
C. Execute the High Programmer.
2. If a citizen was grumbling about how dangerous a mission is, I would:
A. Execute him for treason.
B. Refer him to the happiness officer.
C. Record his comments for referral to The Computer.
3. If an ULTRAVIOLET citizen ordered me to terminate myself, I would:
A. Terminate the ULTRAVIOLET citizen.
B. Call The Computer.
C. Terminate myself.
4. I think Commies are:
A. Misled.
B. Innately evil.
C. Not worth thinking about.
5. I have traitorous thoughts:
A. Almost never.
B. Occasionally.
C. With alarming frequency.
6. If I saw a Commie escaping down a corridor of a higher security clearance than I was, I would:
A. Pursue the Commie.
B. Consult The Computer.
C. Order the Commie to surrender.
Why do you think The Computer assigns
Troubleshooters to boring missions? Does this
promote disloyal behavior? Explain
Hygiene Officer
1. Which is most important?
A. Clean thoughts.
B. A clean jumpsuit.
C. Clean teeth.
2. If I were a bot, I would be:
A. A docbot.
B. A warbot.
C. A jackobot.
3. An appropriate fine for a citizen who damages his jumpsuit is:
A. 2 credits.
B. 200 credits.
C. Summary execution by tacnuke.
4. My favorite cleaning agent is:
A. Mr. Squeaky: Squeaky Clean and What a Sheen!
B. Blast It Off: Just One Spray Makes Dirt Go Away!
C. Scrape-o-matic: It Works Hard— So You Don’t Have To!
5. Some citizens classify Commies and mutants as traitors. I think they are:
A. Mr. Squeaky: Squeaky Clean and What a Sheen!
B. Blast It Off: Just One Spray Makes Dirt Go Away!
C. Scrape-o-matic: It Works Hard— So You Don’t Have To!
6. The hygiene officer is:
A. More important than the team leader.
B. Just as important as the team leader.
C. Less important than the team leader.
Would you pursue a Commie into a filthy,
debris strewn corridor even though it might
damage your jumpsuit? If yes, why would you
intentionally endanger The Computer’s valuable
property? If no, why would you deliberately let
a Commie escape?
Communications and Recording Officer
1. When interviewing a berserk warbot, the most important consideration is:
A. Not damaging the multicorder.
B. To ask intelligent questions.
C. Creative camera angles.
2. Actors such as Teela-O-MLY are:
A. Less important than average Alpha Complex citizens.
B. Just as important as average Alpha Complex citizens.
C. More important than average Alpha Complex citizens.
3. If my team were under Commie attack, I would:
A. Consult The Computer.
B. Help turn back the foul traitors.
C. Look for creative camera angles.
4. If I had my way, I would:
A. Watch more vidshows.
B. Continue to watch the same number of vidshows.
C. Read a book.
5. If I were multicording a traitor’s confession, I would:
A. Activate the aura light-sensor.
B. Use a wide-angle lens.
C. Shoot him in the head.
6. If The Computer called during a dangerous situation, I would:
A. Step back and talk to The Computer.
B. Not answer The Computer.
C. Put The Computer on hold until the situation is resolved, then explain what happened.
Is The Computer everywhere? If no, please
list all places The Computer is not. If yes, why
is a communications and recording officer
necessary?
Equipment Guy
1. The equipment guy should call a surprise inspection:
A. Almost never.
B. In the middle of a battle.
C. With unnerving frequency.
2. If I were a bot, I would be:
A. A docbot.
B. A warbot.
C. A jackobot.
3. The scientists at R&D are:
A. Shining examples of how loyal citizens should behave.
B. Dangerous and should be watched closely.
C. Just doing their job.
4. If a laser malfunctions during a mission, whose fault is it?
A. The supply clerk who issued the equipment.
B. The Troubleshooter who received the equipment.
C. The equipment guy.
5. I like bots:
A. A little.
B. A great deal.
C. A lot more than you can possibly imagine.
6. If a Commie bomb needs defusing, who should do it?
A. The equipment guy.
B. The Troubleshooter with the most demolitions experience.
C. Whoever draws the short straw.
How valuable are you to The Computer in terms of credits? How did you arrive at this figure?
Happiness Officer
1. In my opinion, unhappy citizens should:
A. Visit a Bright Vision Re-education Center.
B. Undergo morale adjustment surgery.
C. Take a Happy Pill.
2. Sometimes other citizens get:
A. Very angry.
B. A little angry.
C. So angry it scares me.
3. Happiness is:
A. A warm laser.
B. A state of mind.
C. Mandatory.
4. If the happiness officer is unhappy, he should:
A. Take a Happy Pill.
B. Tell The Computer.
C. Question his very existence.
5. The best Troubleshooter is a:
A. Happy Troubleshooter.
B. Loyal Troubleshooter.
C. Terminated Troubleshooter.
6. If I am promoted to ULTRAVIOLET clearance, I will:
A. Be the same citizen I am now.
B. Make everyone around me happy.
C. Be happier than I am now.
Do you think Commies are happy? If not, then
why are they willing to endure termination
rather than stop being Commies?
It is worth noting that the beginning of the sheet mentions that you were implanted with some sort of device that forces you to tell the truth on this test. Your character isn't able to lie while filling it out.
