Team Nova Mailbag: Season 2.5 EX discussion

Dude, just write an Anna mailbag as fanfiction. Although I'm sure Anna orgy has been done before.

I don't know if my vote counts for anything but I would like to vote for GX and the Squirtle mailbag b/c Squirtle.

Tell him what?

That Meridia's Squirtle would fit in better with Shin Megami Tensei demons than with actual Pokemon?

Hint: if it's anime-only, it's probably not going to be here. The most anime thing we've used was the Sea Temple, and even then HHD apparently thought the Sea Crown was a literal crown and shrunk it to wearable size.

Blah blah blah theme tune, blah blah fireworks, blah blah applause, you know how it starts.

A redhead with her hair in a ponytail and wearing a matching bikini skipped onstage. "Hellooooooo everyone! My name is Anna. You may remember me as Anna's sister, who filled in for her during the Maurice episode that never happened! Sis is out sick, so I'm here as a last-minute replacement. That being said, I still haven't figured out how most of the stuff here works, so if something unexpected happens I hope we can just have a laugh about it and move on from it.

With that out of the way, let's meet our guests!"

Anna leapt over to the Warpdrobe and hit it with a sledgehammer pulled from nowhere to spur it into action. A flash of light later, a liberal amount of smoke appeared as one of the guests was thrown sliding across half the stage. She picked herself up and looked down to realize that she was wearing a pink two-piece with the bottom having a small skirt.

"Huh?! What in the- Who stripped Mira?!" she turned to see a grinning Anna. "Was it you?!"

"Our first guest!" exclaimed Anna. She held out a microphone in front of Mira. "What's your name?"

"Mira isn't tel--"

"You heard her, folks! Give Mira here a hand as our next guest shows up!"

The machine coughed up the next guests, who Mira had to jump over since she hadn't gotten out of the way. The human girl came in holding a Sprinklotad on her hand, which spilled water everywhere as she slid on the stage floor. She sat up to observe her surroundings. The audience saw that her bikini was mostly colored black, but adorned with drawings of white roses and vines, which many admitted to look quite stylish. Also a plus was that the top showed more than Mira's, though that was probably because Mira was flat more slender than the new guest.

The Shaymin that was thrown in with her bounded up behind her to hide himself from the strange crowd of people clapping their hands together.

Anna skipped over to her. "And what's your name?"

"...Marley", she said. "...What is this place?...What am I wearing?!"

"I'll explain backstage", said Anna. "Next guest!"

More smoke and another flash of light. Marley grabbed Shaymin and moved out of the path of the guest's slide. The guest slid on her back and upon stopping managed to flip herself onto a standing position. Her bikini had a plant motif, with the non-linear straps looking like vines and her top's cups and her bottom's "frontal area" each taking the shape of a leaf. Also, her attire showed off the most skin out of the other two (humans). Especially the bottom, which was a thong.

"Name please?" asked Anna.

"...Cheryl..." she replied with hesitation. She then realized exactly what she was wearing, gasped in surprised, and began trying her best to cover up.

Anna turned back to the Warpdrobe. "And last but not least!"

Another guest sliding across the stage, this time a male. He immediately saw that he was wearing some blue (rather tight) swimming trunks and noticed the audience upon sitting up. Strangely, his hat was untouched.

"...Not the strangest kidnapping I've experienced, but--"

Anna knelt down to the sitting man and held a microphone up to him. She couldn't help but examine him first, though. "My, what a nice hunk of meat you are! What's your name, deary?"

"...Riley", he said. "...I'm confused. Where am I, and am I supposed to be fighting back by now?"

"Trust me", said Anna. "Nothing to worry about!"

"You say that", he replied, "but I can't read your aura to tell if you're telling the truth or not; and that's VERY worrying!"

Anna ignored the response and turned to the audience. "Send in your questions for Riley, Cheryl, Mira, and Marley!


...And Shaymin!!"

I'll do the episode in a week, i.e. September 9th. Send them questions in by then.

Yep.

Buddy, go look at the previous mailbags. We take a LOT of BS questions. I doubt you'll do much to phase me.

And now that we're not in GameFAQs, I can practice slightly less restraint (though more than the Yancy mailbag... maybe).

Actually, I thought of a good one. Steps up to the podium

To each of the participates including Shaymin if you could be any Pokemon who would you be?

Also one other question again directed to everyone and Shaymin what words would you use to describe the beautiful and elegant hostess Anna?